TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic.
Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell of a depressive state if he can’t get out there and kick some opposing team butt.
He told a reporter with the Atlanta Caterwauler-Mirror that he is desperate to start earning some of the millions of dollars that he is getting paid.
He noted that he has already thrown about 90,000-or-so passes to his best friend and fellow teammate, Rob "The Boston Kid" Gronkowski.
Tom revealed that, sometimes, late at night, he and his wife, model Gisele Bundchen, will be in bed with a football, and he will practice fumbling and recovering the ball.
Brady laughed as he recalled that, one night, his “Hottie” actually recovered two of his fumbled balls.
