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Funny story: Tom Brady and Holly Sonders are officially America's #1 athletic couple

Tom Brady and Holly Sonders are officially America's #1 athletic couple

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti writes that retired Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady and the very sexy LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders have now become America's athletic power couple. The two sports lovebirds are virtually insepa…

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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says he is very close to signing legendary quarterback Tom Brady

Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop. In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the l…

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Funny story: It's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating

It's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating

In a world where sports and romance collide, retired quarterback Tom Brady and Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss have set the tabloids ablaze with their unconventional courtship. Witnesses were left slack-jawed and nacho-cheese-smeared as the d…

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Funny story: Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders

Tom Brady says he's fallen in love with LPGA golfing beauty Holly Sonders

Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"

Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Two future NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks totally enjoyed guest starring on the television hit western "Hell On Wheels." The show's lead actor, Anson Mount, who is a big NFL football fan, said that Tom Brady and Aaron R…

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Funny story: Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

Tom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies…

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Funny story: CEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example

CEO of Packers will take to dark retreat following Aaron Rodgers' example

Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.

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Funny story: Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions

Aaron Rodgers takes to solitary confinement to get through some tough decisions

As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.

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Funny story: Tom Brady Wants To Buy The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tom Brady Wants To Buy The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Now that he has officially retired and is heading into the sports announcing booth, Tom Brady, ex-husband of the sexy, lasciviously sultry lingerie model Gisele Bundchen, says he would like to purchase the Tampa…

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Funny story: Tom Brady To Join Sunday Night Football With Al Michaels and Cris Collingsworth

Tom Brady To Join Sunday Night Football With Al Michaels and Cris Collingsworth

NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that now that the great Tom "Terrific" Brady has retired from football, he will be joining the NBC football broadcasting team of Al Michaels and Cr…

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Funny story: Hmmmmm, Tom Brady Has Just Purchased An $8.3 Million Mansion In Dallas

Hmmmmm, Tom Brady Has Just Purchased An $8.3 Million Mansion In Dallas

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The rumor floating around Sports Land is that Jerry Jones, owner of The Dallas Cowboys, has reached out to Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Tom Brady. Jones has not tried to hide the fact that he wants Brady to be the Cow…

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Funny story: Jerry Jones Wants Tom Brady To Be His Starting Quarterback

Jerry Jones Wants Tom Brady To Be His Starting Quarterback

DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Now that the Dallas Cowboys season is over, team owner Jerry "The Disappointed" Jones is really madder than a woodpecker with a limp pecker. It had been over two decades since the Cowpokes last made the playoffs, and Jon…

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Funny story: After Getting His Arrogant Ass Kicked All Over The Field By The Dallas Cowboys, Tom Brady Says He Wants Everyone But Him To Be Traded

After Getting His Arrogant Ass Kicked All Over The Field By The Dallas Cowboys, Tom Brady Says He Wants Everyone But Him To Be Traded

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper reports that Tom Brady, formerly Tom "Terific" Brady is insisting the Glazer Family, (who own the Buccaneers), trade every single player on the Bucs team EXCEPT for him. Br…

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Funny story: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Bachelor Quarterback Tom Brady Is Dating A Stunning, Sexy, Blonde Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleader

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Bachelor Quarterback Tom Brady Is Dating A Stunning, Sexy, Blonde Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleader

TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady was recently seen throwing some "Passes" to his brand new love interest, who just happens to be a Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader. According to Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, Tom Terrific's new s…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Is Devastated About The Divorce But Says He Is Not Quitting Football

Tom Brady Is Devastated About The Divorce But Says He Is Not Quitting Football

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well "The Divorce of The Decade," has been finalized and the outcome is this; Tom gets to keep all of his $250 million and Gizele gets to keep all of her $400 million. Many of the top divorce attorneys in the…

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Funny story: Divorce City: Tom Brady Is Worth $250 Million - Gisele Bundchen Brady Is Worth $400 Million (WTF?)

Divorce City: Tom Brady Is Worth $250 Million - Gisele Bundchen Brady Is Worth $400 Million (WTF?)

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well it looks like both sides (Tommy's & Gissy's) have figured out who gets what, or who doesn't get what, in one of the richest divorces in the history of rich divorces (e.g. Bill & Melinda Gates, Jeff…

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