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Funny story: Rob Gronkowski of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Says That Beer Has Nothing To Do With His Low Pass Reception Number

Rob Gronkowski of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Says That Beer Has Nothing To Do With His Low Pass Reception Number

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Tampa Bay wide receiver Rob Gronkowski wants to dispel the rumor that he has only caught two passes this season because of his beer drinking. Gronk told Buccaneers coach Bruce Arians that sure, he drinks a lot, but it…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl

Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl

TAMPA BAY - Tom Brady spoke with Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and told him that he is flat out predicting, his Tampa Bay Buccaneers will win this year's Super Bowl. He then added that he, Gisele, and all the little Brady kiddoes are l...

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Funny story: Free Agent Nick Folk Says He Wants to Join Ex-Teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Down in Tampa Bay

Free Agent Nick Folk Says He Wants to Join Ex-Teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Down in Tampa Bay

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – Nick Folk has been an NFL kicker for 12 years, and he is currently a free agent, having been released by the New England Patriots. Folk has expressed a strong desire to join ex-teammates Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski wit...

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Funny story: Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski Are Together Again

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts – One of the NFL’s most successful all-time quarterback/receiver duos is being reunited. Long-time New England Patriots teammates and best friends, Tom Brady and Ron Gronkowski, will once again get to thrill football fan...

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Funny story: Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

Gronk Doubles His Pleasure

DATELINE: Patriots Country - Over at our country club on the bay, we all know the importance of having a motorboat in excellent condition for summer cruising. To our surprise, a rather busty woman (on the order of Anita Ekberg or Jayne Mansfield)...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachcusetts - It is no secret that the New England Patriots organization has been quite embarrassed at the off-the-field antics of tight end Rob Gronkowski. An inside source spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and s...

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Funny story: Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

Gronk-a-Doodle-Doo

BEHIND THE BARN AT GILLETTE STADIUM- With Rob Gronkowski out for the third week of the season, the best we can hope for is an amusing TV commercial featuring Gronk. This week we took in Gronk as spokesperson for a local coffee and donut chain. It'...

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Funny story: Tebow and Gronk On the Road to Perdition

Tebow and Gronk On the Road to Perdition

Two stars in the making seem to have fizzled out simultaneously. We have seen the supernova eaten by the black hole. They were extremes of philosophy in their sport just three years ago. Today they are examples of the washed up and out at a tender...

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Funny story: Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off: Gronk Cancels Trip

Who got to Gronk? When the chips at Las Vegas casinos were ready to throw themselves at Gronk, he has bailed out of that trip to Hedonism. Wiser heads may have told the overgrown man-child it was time to learn that the Promised Land was not out...

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Funny story: Gronk & Edelman Take Off for Vegas with Stowaways

Gronk & Edelman Take Off for Vegas with Stowaways

Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman know how to plan a weekend. They threw open the door and seats on a private jet to Las Vegas to any fan with the wherewithal to pay for the privilege. Four fans will be allowed to party as a prep to Gronk's impend...

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Funny story: Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall

Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall

How long has Gronk had a weak back? Oh, about a week back. After a career going arm-in-arm with fellow tight end Aaron Hernandez, Gronk appears to be going back-to-back with doctors. Now we have heard the rumor that the ill-fated superstar of t...

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Funny story: Gronk Meets Mack the Knife

Gronk Meets Mack the Knife

Like Typhoid Mary, Rob Gronkowski appears to be a walking infection. Next time you have an opportunity to kiss Gronk, you may want to walk away, better off unsatisfied. If you prefer to shake his hand, you may want to wear plastic gloves. Grant...

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Funny story: Tebow and Gronk, Together at Last?

Tebow and Gronk, Together at Last?

When you wish upon a star, Tim Tebow may be your answer. Fans from 31 other teams may now begin their wishing and hoping phase. The New York Jets have given Tim Tebow his outright release. This does not mean he is an orphan of the storm, but ma...

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Funny story: Gronk Infected but not Contagious

Gronk Infected but not Contagious

With medical and personal privacy no longer in operation among New England fans, inquiring minds are demanding to know whether Rob Gronkowski has become a pariah. Reports from unknown sources are circulating that the big tight end and superstar da...

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Funny story: Move Over, Farouk; Gronk is Bigger

Move Over, Farouk; Gronk is Bigger

After shocking fans with his partying antics, Rob Gronkowsi has taken the second hit for his Super Bowl party. The bar tab from Las Vegas did not stay in Vegas. It is now public information. How much booze can a tight end chug? Perhaps the high...

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