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Funny story: Tom and Gisele Brady Are Looking Into Buying Orlando's Disney World And Lots of Other Really Neat Things

Tom and Gisele Brady Are Looking Into Buying Orlando's Disney World And Lots of Other Really Neat Things

ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…

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Funny story: Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady Now Own 25% of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady Now Own 25% of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team. Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (B…

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Funny story: The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…

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Funny story: Gisele Bundchen, Wife of Tom Brady, Films a Nude Commercial For Irish Spring Soap

Gisele Bundchen, Wife of Tom Brady, Films a Nude Commercial For Irish Spring Soap

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

Tom Brady Quarterback of The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, is Upset That The NFL Season Could be Cancelled

TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…

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Funny story: The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

Tom Brady Demands To Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...

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Funny story: Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Patriots To Replace Brady with "Floating Quarterbacks"

Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...

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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

The New England Patriots Defeat The Houston Texans But Only By 3 Points And Not By 32 Like Tom Brady Had Predicted

HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

The New England Patriots Handed Their 3rd Loss of The Season

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The Carolina Panthers proved to be not so gracious hosts to the thrill and excitement of the home town fans as they beat The New England Patriots 24-20. A visibly shook up Patriots quarterback Tom Brady could be seen hu...

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Funny story: The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

The New York Jets Fly Past The New England Patriots 30-27

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Jets showed the New England Patriots that they are not as invincible as Coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady think they are. The Jets beat the Boston boys 30-27 on an overtime field goal which now drops the P...

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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Says The New England Patriots Will Play In This Year's Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen was in New York City shooting a cosmetics commercial. She was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily for a comment on her husband, Tom Brady's Patriots team. Bundchen grinned as she took her Cone...

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Funny story: The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

The Unbeaten New England Patriots Fall To The Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI - After the game ended Bengals fans sitting up in the 4th and 5th rows said that they could see Tom Brady's pout. The Patriots had just seen their 4-0 record go to 4-1 at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals. The final score was 13-6...

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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Is Thrilled With The New England Patriots 4-0 Start

BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...

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Funny story: Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

Donald Trump Says Alec Baldwin Needs To Grow Up and Do Something About His Silly-Looking Hair

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump loves to get involved in other people's business. President Obama has stated on several occasions that the Trumpster does it because he just has way too much free time on his hands. Trump remarked that the president is...

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