TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well "The Divorce of The Decade," has been finalized and the outcome is this; Tom gets to keep all of his $250 million and Gizele gets to keep all of her $400 million. Many of the top divorce attorneys in the…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Well it looks like both sides (Tommy's & Gissy's) have figured out who gets what, or who doesn't get what, in one of the richest divorces in the history of rich divorces (e.g. Bill & Melinda Gates, Jeff…
Gisele Bundchen Pulls the Groin of Tom Brady's Marriage Brady Fumbles Marriage into His Own Endzone, Bundchen Recovers it For Safety Commitment to Football Sacks Tom Brady's Marriage; Marriage Now in Concussion Protocol A Fumble or a Muff:…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - Well after weeks of speculation, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has finally discovered the reason why Gisele Bundchen wants to divorce Tom Brady after 13 years of marriage. De Gallo has learned from t…
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Mrs. Tom Brady (Gisele Bundchen) has moved out of the couple's $26 million Tampa Bay Mansion and is living at the exquisite Charlemagne The Great Towers in downtown Manhattan. Gisele, has told info guru Andy Cohen tha…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti, says that Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady's $26 million mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is on the market. The mansion has 17 bedrooms, 16 bathrooms,…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Reports filtering out of the Brady Bunch Mansion, Casa Inflated Balls, is that Tom and his hot-headed, firecracker Brazilian wife Gisele, have been fighting like the legendary West Virginia feuders, the Hatfield…
ORLANDO, Florida - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle recently talked to Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brady at a KFC in downtown Orlando. Miss Fiddle said that both Tom Terrific and Gisele the Gorgeous looked 'fit as fiddles,' no pun inte…
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that part of the deal for Tom "Terrific" Brady to return to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers included giving him 25% ownership in the team. Zorro La Bamba, with SBG, spoke with Tom and Gisele (B…
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The news agency iRumors has announced that sexy model Gisele Bundchen, has just filmed a soap commercial for Irish Spring in which she was totally nude. Tom Brady’s wife stated that she has always loved bathing and show…
TAMPA BAY – The man known by sports fans as "Tom Terrific" has just learned that the NFL season might be scrapped due to the Coronapalooza pandemic. Brady, who is as gung-ho an athlete as ever wore a jock strap, said that he will go into one hell…
TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...
FOXBORO, Massachusetts – Tom Brady has stunned the football world as he has finally admitted that he has informed the New England Patriots organization that he is demanding to be traded. The Sporting Balls Review reported that Brady’s chauffeur ov...
Foxboro, MA - Management for the New England Patriots reportedly plans to terminate its superstar quarterback, Tom Brady, in the coming weeks and replace him with a team of "floating quarterbacks." The team will test a concept loosely based on "...
DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...
HOUSTON - The New England Patriots came from behind to beat the Houston Texans 34-31. And although it goes down as a "W" for the Pats, quarterback Tom Brady showed that he better stick to football and leave the point spread to the experts in Las V...
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