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Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Funny story: Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Sunday's wash out on the streets of Notting Hill brought the true spirit of Being British out in full force. A man dressed in a bin bag told us, "It's what it's all about, innit? Carnival's not all about colour, music, celebration and creativity. We...

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Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Funny story: Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Heavy rainfall which is affecting many parts of the UK causing flash flooding should technically be classed as monsoons, according to the British Meteorological Organization today. Due to the hot, humid weather and everlasting sun resulting from...

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Summer Stops Abruptly

Funny story: Summer Stops Abruptly

After weeks of blistering heat, hosepipe bans and warnings about dogs in cars, Summer has suddenly stopped. At 5pm British Summertime, the skies clouded over and "threatened rain" leading to barbeques being covered up, skimpy clothes to disappear...

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Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

Funny story: Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

A man travelling back to his home in Battambang on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife, experienced a strange phenomenon this afternoon, when he noticed that, although one side of the road was wet and had puddles, the opposite side was bone dry!...

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A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...

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Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

Funny story: Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

VIENTIANE, Laos - The Ukraine has expressed its sincere gratitude to the tiny country of Laos for donating $16,000 to the cause for freedom. The Laotian government stated that they are in the process of possibly shifting some funds around and they...

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2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

Funny story: 2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

ARCO, IDAHO - Burning Man Festival Organizers have announced the location for the 2014 event will not be Nevada's Black Rock Desert, as is usual. "Our Vibe is telling us that we need to acknowledge the Earth's pain," said spokesman Kish Hipscombe,...

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U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

Funny story: U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...

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10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

Funny story: 10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

Well, well, things have certainly changed since we published "Fun Activities to do During the California Drought" several days ago. The biggest change, as most people know, is that it has been raining for the past few days! So here are some fun activities to do when it is raining outside: 1. Grab your umbrellas and slickers and sing and and dance to "Singing in the Rain". 2. Gather worms...

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Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

Funny story: Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA - 911 emergency phone lines across Central California were jammed early this morning. "People all are reporting the same thing," says June Blankenship, a 911 dispatcher. "There is a strange substance coming out of the sky in...

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San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...

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Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Funny story: Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Package "Rain Experience" holidays taking in waterfalls, a male voice choir and the "Miss Sheep 2014" competition are to be advertised by the Welsh Eisteddfod promotion board. If the weather turns dry, tourists will be given a Woolworths voucher for...

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Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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Rain in Spain falls mainly on the planes

Planes crossing through Spanish air space have been found to be the wettest in Europe. Meteorologists and air traffic controllers have been measuring precipitation in the vicinity of planes in recent years, and have observed that most rain in Spai...

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Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Funny story: Caravan holiday becomes a boating holiday for one Dorking couple

Selma and Cedric Seeward, a couple from Dorking, took a caravanning holiday to Truro. All was going well, if a bit wet, when the caravan park was hit by six inches of rain in one hour, bursting the banks of the local river. "There was quite a lot of rain," said Selma. "Wasn't there Cedric?" "There was quite a lot of rain," Cedric confirmed. As the pair watched from the caravan window, the...

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Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Funny story: Flaming June - Met Office Bust Popular Myth

Torrential downpours across the country saw two months' rain fall in 24 hours yesterday. And weather forecasters are warning that heavy showers will return by the end of the week. The rain has caused chaos, with floods hitting various parts of...

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Hosepipe bans cause rain

Funny story: Hosepipe bans cause rain

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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