Film star Andie Macdowell still hasn't noticed the rain, it has been revealed. After first coming to fame in such films as Groundhog Day, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Tarzan, the one with Emilio Estevez, and various others, the actress still hasn'…
Now that rainwater is pure poison due to evil chemicals we humans have shot into the clouds and which rain down all over the globe, and which do not break down in nature – instead, they destroy nature, yay! – what can human beings safely drink? Sc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - America is experiencing it's worst drought in the history of the nation. President Biden has decided to turn to an individual that he heard about from Las Vegas entertainer and part Native-American Wayne Newton.
Raindrop Raymond Wilkins has asked why no one likes the rain. The strangely relatable water droplet asked, in a surprising scouse accent 'Yeah, man, like, whatever, but no-one likes us, do they? I mean the pop band Garbage said they do, and I know…
We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…
A woman motorcyclist who was taking her husband to work during flooding caused by several days of torrential rain, suffered the misfortune of being thrown from the vehicle when an unseen pothole in the road almost swallowed it whole, and left the cou…
A distinct change in normal weather conditions left one man with no option but to endure a freezing cold shower this morning, an experience that virtually 'shrivelled up' some parts of his anatomy. The unseasonal week-long rainfall and dramatic dr…
A man who saw his back garden become a lake as it was submerged during a torrential downpour of rain over the weekend, has said he is considering his future employment prospects, and may decide to venture into the world of landscape gardening. Moy…
There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…
After a wild afternoon and evening of incessant torrential rain yesterday, there was a horrible surprise in store for one man when he woke up this morning and looked out of his window to find that his back garden looked a little bit like Glastonbury.
A man who didn't particularly want to attend a wedding party next door to his home tonight, has revealed how he spent all day praying for a torrential downpour of rain so that the event would have to be called off. Moys Kenwood, 57, has already be…
Gary and Lorraine Johnson had been looking forward to a night in the pub for months, and now that they can go out to pub places again, they didn't, because Gary noticed there was 'a bit of moisture in the air'. 'I was really looking forward to get…
DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race! According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's m...
Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...
A crisis engulfed the sleepy Durham mining village of Grim today, as locals reported several strange weather events throughout the week. Residents were baffled when the usually incessant rain began to stop for up to 20 minutes a day. Geordie G...
Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, doesn't generally eat a lot of cookies, but recent rainy weather in Lowcountry inspired her to take advantage of the gloomy day by baking several batches of double chocolate chip cookies. "I like to take...
The Gulf states have been preparing for the onslaught of yet another major storm set to impact the area. No strangers to these storms, citizens have been urged to heed the advice, warnings, and evacuation plans of officials and spokespeople, regardle...
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