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Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

Sacramento, CA - Sanitation Officer Santo Phlushe revealed today, at a small press conference, a solution to the sanitation issues facing San Francisco’s poop laid-in side walks. “We all know San Francisco stinks. It’s a pooplematic situation for...

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Funny story: Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

A heavy downpour of torrential rain at an English city golf course at the weekend, confirmed for one man a sneaking suspicion he already had about an umbrella he had acquired from a charity shop for just 50p: that it was not 'fit for purpose'. The...

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Funny story: Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...

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Funny story: Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Sodden Carnival makes Notting Hill Revellers proud to be British

Sunday's wash out on the streets of Notting Hill brought the true spirit of Being British out in full force. A man dressed in a bin bag told us, "It's what it's all about, innit? Carnival's not all about colour, music, celebration and creativity. We...

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Funny story: Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Heavy Rainfall During UK Heatwave Technically Monsoon

Heavy rainfall which is affecting many parts of the UK causing flash flooding should technically be classed as monsoons, according to the British Meteorological Organization today. Due to the hot, humid weather and everlasting sun resulting from...

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Funny story: Summer Stops Abruptly

Summer Stops Abruptly

After weeks of blistering heat, hosepipe bans and warnings about dogs in cars, Summer has suddenly stopped. At 5pm British Summertime, the skies clouded over and "threatened rain" leading to barbeques being covered up, skimpy clothes to disappear...

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Funny story: Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

A man travelling back to his home in Battambang on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife, experienced a strange phenomenon this afternoon, when he noticed that, although one side of the road was wet and had puddles, the opposite side was bone dry!...

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Funny story: A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A Man Sacrificed his Head to Save his lit Cigarette from Raging Torrent

A man on New York streets was spotted using his umbrella to shield his lit cigarette from the pouring heavy rain completely exposing his barely haired head. According to witnesses, the umbrella the man was carrying was too small that they suspect it...

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Funny story: Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

Laos Shows Its Support For The Ukraine By Sending Them A Check For $16,000 [U.S.]

VIENTIANE, Laos - The Ukraine has expressed its sincere gratitude to the tiny country of Laos for donating $16,000 to the cause for freedom. The Laotian government stated that they are in the process of possibly shifting some funds around and they...

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Funny story: 2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

2014 Burning Man Festival Relocates to Craters of the Moon

ARCO, IDAHO - Burning Man Festival Organizers have announced the location for the 2014 event will not be Nevada's Black Rock Desert, as is usual. "Our Vibe is telling us that we need to acknowledge the Earth's pain," said spokesman Kish Hipscombe,...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

U.S. Government Puts Out Contracts for Rain and Snow Clouds

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Late last week, In a radical move to assist the Western U.S. in drought alleviation, the federal government issued solicitation for bids for attracting rain and snow clouds. Keenan Rodriguez, a spokesman for the National Oceanic...

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Funny story: 10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

10 Fun Activities To Do When it is Raining Outside

Well, well, things have certainly changed since we published "Fun Activities to do During the California Drought" several days ago. The biggest change, as most people know, is that it has been raining for the past few days! So here are some fun activities to do when it is raining outside: 1. Grab your umbrellas and slickers and sing and and dance to "Singing in the Rain". 2. Gather worms...

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Funny story: Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA - 911 emergency phone lines across Central California were jammed early this morning. "People all are reporting the same thing," says June Blankenship, a 911 dispatcher. "There is a strange substance coming out of the sky in...

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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Funny story: Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

Wales has no Welsh men left! Yorkshiremen trained to be Welsh to replace escapees

So many Welsh people have left Wales to escape the rain, long place names and speed cameras that the Welsh government is having to train conscripts from Yorkshire and China. Thousands of depressing green anoraks have been imported from India and mis...

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Funny story: Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Rain Experience breaks in Wales

Package "Rain Experience" holidays taking in waterfalls, a male voice choir and the "Miss Sheep 2014" competition are to be advertised by the Welsh Eisteddfod promotion board. If the weather turns dry, tourists will be given a Woolworths voucher for...

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Funny story: Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Come To Visit At Iceland In This Days!

Why not visit to Iceland in this periods, it is a jolly good time to have doing so, writes Ralf 'Eric' Projbroffir of the Icelandic Tourism Board of Tourism. You may will be having a surprised view of your urgings self to have upstarted it! Faqhur Faquharssen did do, whom having invaded at 896 of in Vjorrskragghvammaey an Iceland island, was so happy to stay where he had good turfing groun...

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