Written by JinoLeFeeto

Saturday, 25 August 2018

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Donald Trump's Pecker just fell off his wagon. David Pecker, friend and publisher of that bastion of truth, The National Enquirer, just went limp and took immunity.

Trump is said to have massaged his relationship with Pecker over the years to help build up a relationship, allowing him to publish unfavorable stories about people with whom he was not happy with.

The National Enquirer regularly publishes stories with titles like: Every Man Wants My Wife; Father Goes For Kidney Treatment Leaves Hospital As A Woman; Clinton Hires Three Breasted Intern; Al Gore's Real Reason For Stopping Global Warming; He's A Shape-shifting Reptilian Alien!

These are just a small sampling of what Pecker's publication produces. Prosecutors hope Pecker's information will stiffen and back up other information they receive regarding payment's to women said to of had affairs with Donald Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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