Venezuela's Chavez Arrives in Cuba for First Radiation Therapy
The socialist leader, who had a second cancerous tumor removed from his pelvic area during an operation Feb. 26, said to his Cuban doctor, "The ball's in your court."
written by JAB, 25 March 2012
Republican Contest Is 'a Clown Show,' Obama Adviser Says
According to Obama advisor, Ronald McDonald , "Mitt and Rick are just two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."
written by JAB, 25 March 2012
If companies are barred from demanding Facebook passwords, they'll ask to look down shirts
After Facebook announced that it'll seek legal action against companies who demand a candidate's' password during interviews, some CEOs intimated that they'd go back to sexually assaulting candidates.
written by Lyndon, 25 March 2012
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has heart transplant
Dr. Tim Woodman from Emerald City Hospital was the lead surgeon,with assitance from Doctors' Dorothy and Toto.
written by JAB, 25 March 2012
Floaters
David Cameron has again said that a new airport is going to be built on the Thames estuary. There go the Tories again thinking they can walk on fucking water.
written by Backandtotheleft, 25 March 2012
Kazakhstan issue fatwa on Borat!
Comedian, Borat, has upset Kazakhstan so much that they issued a fatwa on him. He had his own version of their national anthem played and one of the lines was: The Presidents wife is a whore; oops!
written by unknown
Bargain hunt's final episode.
Bargain hunt will show its final episode next week because nobody wants to be in the show. The show gave out £27 in prizes last year.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
One must go one must!
Queen stuns couple by dropping by at Wedding....well, at her age the bladder is not as strong as it used to be and with no toilets in sight..what's a girl to do....Phil the Greek was very relieved!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2012
Chop! Chop!
One in seven jobs will face the axe....wicker baskets and knitting needles at the ready....and don't forget the cake!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2012
"You wanna onions wid dat?"
Tory co-treasurer quits over Donor claims.........Cameron asked for onions with his Kebab, Nick wanted ketchup and Hague asked for a faggot...never send a Tory gofer for your order they have no idea!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2012
Plane silly if you ask me.
Heathrow...third runway 'back on table'?...must be for light aircraft I guess?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2012
Life's a Beach.
Wow!!!.....hotter than the Med.....no, I think I would still prefer the Med and beaches that don't resemble the Dunkirk evacuation thank you!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2012
Teen in coma after tragic bed fall.
A teenage girl, capable only of texting and rolling her eyes is in a bad way after her parents pushed her off the bed in a bid to change the sheets. Both parents were arrested.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
Facebook to shut down for 2 hours.
Facebook is to shut down for 2 hours to show its immense power. Facebook owners said "what the hell, we might do it the day after as well"
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
Captain Scott auction
Captain Scott's final letter is expected to sell for £150,000 at auction!
"I've got a letter from a 1984 tin of alphabet spaghetti - worth anything?"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
Kensington Palace's £12m refurbishment
Purchased in 1689 by King William III and Queen Mary II, it has been refurbishment for its new residents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
"Oh... I'm so pleased for them!"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
The Duke of York puts the wind up turbine opposers
Prince Andrew holds a meeting at Buckingham Palace to discuss the Crown Estate's wind farms expansion programme.
"He should try the prol;eatariat food, baked beans"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
Budget 2012: NHS savings of £500m helping to fund 50p tax cut, says Labour
Half a billion pounds has been clawed back from the NHS by the Treasury, Budget documents disclose.
"Nothing from the Coalition would surprise me! (or from Labour either come think of it!"
written by Inchcock, 25 March 2012
Man Suing for Ageism Says His Barrister Is Too Old
A 50-year-old bus driver, who is suing his employer for age discrimination, says his 66 year old barrister is too old, and wants him replaced with a fresh young female barrister.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 March 2012
Cheney Dies After Heart Transplant
International war criminal dead at 71 after body rejects introduction of unfamiliar organ.
written by manbrad, 25 March 2012
