Those Extra Hospital Charges
Former nurse reveals that among hidden items in your ten-page hospital bill are things such as "bedpan overflow", $500.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Do Record High Temps Mean a Scorching Summer is Ahead?
Weather experts and long range studies indicate a definite "Maybe!" Whatever would we do without the dedicated men and women?
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Big Delay before Toulouse Jihadist Was Killed
There was quite a delay before the Jihadist was shot dead. The gendarmerie were given extra time to find 72 virgins for him - they could only find 69 in the whole of France. The remaining 3 were substituted by goats.
written by IN SEINE, 22 March 2012
Hospital says Fabrice Muamba in a confused state…
Friends tell him Fernando Torres scored two goals while he was unconscious. Bolton star says he didn't think he was out for that long.
written by dulcie gabbani, 22 March 2012
Overcooked Noodles Hold On For Dear Life
Area dishwasher, Ricardo Jimenez, reportedly "frustrated as all hell."
written by Gregamemnon, 22 March 2012
Hamburger Update
WalMart told reporters today that they have no information about an employee named "Pink Slim" or even Slim Pink.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Teachers In Trouble Again
Surprise test at nation's middle schools show lack of teacher's keeping kids up to date as nearly 50% of students believe that al-Qaida attacked Pearl Harbor. 10% say Davy Crockett died there.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Not My Fault #12 & 35
Obama Blames Congress For Solyndra: "Not Our Program! Not my fault!"
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
LA City Council Considers Barring Radio Hosts From 'Racist, Sexist' Comments!
How about "Movies" guys? How about Movies? How about Stand-Up comics, etc? Just the "Radio"?
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Obama: 'Do you have your birth certificate?'
Yes we do. And it won't take three years to "find" it.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
French Strike Continues
Nationwide Mime strike continues in Paris for the 22nd week as talks once again break down.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Obama defends handling of Keystone pipeline
"I've kept it from coming in and bringing us oil, haven't I?"
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Radio campaign next step against Rush Limbaugh!
Limbaugh laughs as he not only causes liberals to waste money but gets even more free advertising. Patriots backing more advertisers for show.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Rutgers student says sorry to gay roommate's family!
Dear family: I am so sorry that your son is gay!
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Volkswagen adding 800 jobs at Tennessee Pissant plant
I'm sorry, that should have been: Volkswagen adding 800 jobs at Tennessee Passat plant!
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
The Unbreakable Code
New secret code is practically unbreakable says Pentagon. "We mixed Navajo with Bushisms, that one guy on 'King of the Hill' and Dylan", says CIA official.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
A good length for a lad indeed.
Female 'carer' falls in love with 3ft statue of Adonis....methinks it's time for a role reversal love!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Drinking Saves Lives
Drinking wine can starve off the affects of MS experts say. That or you're too pissed to know you've got it.
written by Backandtotheleft, 22 March 2012
Should have go to...sssh! you know who!
Team GB's kit for Olympics unveiled....Primark Sportwear have much to answer for!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Occupiers Leave Hollywood In A Hurry!
Right after policemen pull out their ugly sticks!
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
How long would it take to pay down US debt?
"Until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time", according to Johnny Mathis.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Shoe Carnival earnings down!
Now they're just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
GM to invest $1 billion in Australia operations
In appreciation for US bailout with taxpayer's money.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Marine faces dismissal for criticizing Obama
Thousands of others awaiting their turn! (If only Klinger knew about this!)
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Wasted 8 Lives With A Single Bound!
Cat survives 19-story plunge from Boston high rise!
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Makes Me Ashamed At 65 & Exhausted Over Raising 2 Cats
Reggie Gooch, 98, cared for his wife until her death at 102 and was left physically and emotionally exhausted.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Maybe Even Before That
World famous physicist claims that Time Travel may very well be possible in the past one-hundred years.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Cops Hyped Up!
New caffeinated doughnuts give you the jitters so bad you burn up the calories from the doughnut. Some police vehicles seen going over 100 MPH while leaving doughnut shop.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Nancy Pelosi Next?
Famous Hollywood make-up artist shows off his talent by using make-up to change monkey's ass to look like Senator Harry Reid and vice versa.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
President Obama uses sign language during impromptu greeting with student!
Was it a cab-driver special?
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
2 US men arrested on gay cruise in Caribbean!
Following big 'Cat Fight' after wearing the same outfits to social gathering.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Copper thieves showing no favortism!
Vandals Steal Hundreds Of Feet Of Copper Piping From NJ Churches...Kentucky, Tennessee Moonshiners.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Just wait and see what iPhone 6 contains!
REPORT: iPhone 5 to feature bigger screen, retina display, magic fingers for back, x-ray glasses attachment.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Effective World Government Will Be Needed to Stave Off Climate Catastrophe!
Both Bill and Hillary Clinton volunteer to become the leader.
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
Sheriff Joe Warns: 'Tons' more shocking info on Obama!
"Most people don't know that he once stepped on cracks on sidewalk trying to injure his own mother after getting a spanking."
written by Bureau, 22 March 2012
5 million pensioners robbed in budget *
Police are looking (or rather - not looking) for a posh tory boy answers to the name of Gideon.
* Daily Express headline
written by radiogagger, 22 March 2012
Etch a Sketch hopes for more gaffes
Etch a Sketch welcomes more gaffes by politicians. Sales have spiked as they did when Rollo in the move Juno said, "That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet."
written by Lyndon, 22 March 2012
Juan Sheeet!
George 'Abacus' Osborne commenting on his 37p fag price hike: "this will discourage people from smoking"...good job he did not up the price of bog paper or that really would have caused a stink!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Game For a Laugh?
Looks like the game is up for Game Chain with another potential 6,000 heading for the 'bunhouse shuffle'....JSA rules baby!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Exit stage left......please!!!!
One Direction make chart history in USA.....or, as Don McLean used to sing..."the day the music died!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Time Out?
Ex-soap actress Jenna-Louise Coleman (Who..no pun intended) is Time Lords new assistant...earth shattering news indeed...so glad you warned me!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Magic Bus
4 hour coach trip around M25 sold out at £15 clams a pop...proving without a shadow of a doubt that there really are 'more out than there are in Cynthia'.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
Tulisa boom-de-eh!
Tulisa Contostavios admits that it is she in the much publicised sex tape.....well blow me down!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 March 2012
DIY Sale
B&Q are having a spring sale. Mattress manufacturers have already bought them all.
written by IainB, 22 March 2012
Four-year-old boy pulls out marijuana at school snack time!
A pre-kindergarten boy who announced to his teacher at snack time that he wanted to share, pulled nine individually wrapped bags of marijuana appeared prepared for sale from his pocket!
"Kids eh?"
written by Inchcock, 22 March 2012
Entire town of Buford, Wyoming for sale by sole resident!
After 31 years of residing in the unincorporated community, town "mayor" Don Sammons says it's time to move on!
"Could someone please ask Cameron if he'd be interested in buying it & moving in?"
written by Inchcock, 22 March 2012
Goverment tell supermarkets to hide cigarettes.
Shops must hide cigarettes in purpose built mazes from July this year, once the cigarettes have been found the customer must then take a short quiz while rubbing his stomach and patting his head.
written by Glen Jacobs, 22 March 2012
