Is President Obama To Blame For Gas?
Who else? He's so full of you-know-what, who else? The Bucket Stops Here!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
MSNBC Kicks Off 200-Day Marathon
Beginning tonight MSNBC will kick off their "200 Reasons To Vote For Obama!", one a day until November. Accuse FOX of showing favoritism!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Just Revealed Report
According to a retiring jazz player in New Orleans his group had to hire two zombies after the jazz group that played at funerals were short of performers right after Katrina. "They worked cheap."
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Saints' head coach Payton suspended for season by NFL for bounties!
He'll have to sit in the locker room and flash orders to assistant coach!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Home resales fall in February, inventories rise
Amazing as that my seem. Someone call Ripleys !
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Israelis Grow Confident Strike on Iran Nukes Can Work.
Especially if we use nuclear weapons ourselves. Of course, ther would be some collateral damage.
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Tebow And The Jets!
"Hey kids, shake it loose together, the spotlight's hitting something
that's been known to change the weather"...Tebow and the Jets! Tebow! Tebow! T-T-Tebow and the Jets!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Fabrice Muamba saved by voodoo!
A Congolese voodoo witch-doctor watching the game in the Congo stuck needles in a voodoo puppet called Drog-Baah after Fabrice Muamba had his heart attack and this saved his life he's claimed.
written by unknown
Remake of Movie "Taxi Driver" with Denzel Washington on Hold
Sources say, Robert De Niro who starred in the original "Taxi Driver" said, "America might not be ready for a black cabbie."
written by JAB, 21 March 2012
Willy back from falklands Tour
Prince wotsiname...Willy (well named)back from holiday break in Falklands....Kate whacking on the KY ready for a great night in!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 March 2012
JPMorgan to buy stake in Chinese trust firm!
Just in case President Obama is re-elected for another four years.
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Accused soldier's lawyer plans trip to Afghanistan
Wife takes out $2,000,000 life insurance policy!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Safeway to stop selling 'pink slime' textured beef!
We're changing to red dye #2. We're looking out for our customers!
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Job seekers getting asked for Facebook passwords
"Just checking for porn. We need you to work, not look at dirty pics all day."
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Mitt Romney celebrates after Illinois win!
"I'm changing my special underwear tonight. They're lucky but they're getting yucky! Yeehaw!"
written by Bureau, 21 March 2012
Championship: Leeds United 3 Nottingham Forest 7
Leeds are now considering changing their name to Leeds Disunited.
written by radiogagger, 21 March 2012
A penguin has escaped captivity in the Tokyo Sea Life Park!
A determined, young penguin has escaped captivity by reportedly circumventing the walls of the Tokyo Sea Life Park.
The director of the Park has sent a photo of the penguin to the press.
written by Inchcock, 21 March 2012
