Faulty math? Santorum camp says he's not losing that badly
In fact, he's getting rather good at it!
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Lawsuit Settled
Class Lawsuit settled out of court in case of "Magic Books & Posters Vs. The Permanently Cross-eyed!"
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Ringo Calls Police
Ringo Star tells police that Mrs. Arafat writing checks on him again.
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Three Hour Average Before Cracking!
CD of kids learning to play the bagpipes replacing water boarding at Guantanamo.
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Ruined My Stomach!
Laxative tester who's suing company over 100-pound weight loss, told he was given placebos.
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Israel Security Tightens
Israel has announced that all tourists visiting beginning this summer have to be circumcised.
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Boy in wheelchair searched by TSA
TSA Headquarters: We had a call-in that the wheelchair could transform itself into a tank.
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Law firm fires 14 employees for wearing orange shirts!
Boss: I am a loyal University of Alabama fan and will not tolerate these Tennessee Big Orange supporters. Do you see me wearing crimson & white?
written by Bureau, 20 March 2012
Opera is all in the mind
It turns out that opera's uplifting effect is all in the mind. "We've called this the Placebo Domingo Effect," said an opera loving scientist.
written by IainB, 20 March 2012
Coalition insists budget will hit rich as public rejects 50p tax cut
Pull the other one - its got bells on!
written by radiogagger, 20 March 2012
The End is Nigh
New research has shown that due to a translation error, the end of the world will not be greeted by a bang but a whisper. "It's actually the four hoarse men of the apocalypse," said a Biblical expert.
written by IainB, 20 March 2012
What a load, sorry lack of Pollock!
Bob Pollock, the linesman who failed to notice that Clint Hill's header had crossed the line for QPR in the game against Bolton, has been removed from both PL and FL matches this weekend.
written by radiogagger, 20 March 2012
Did Muhammed really say to pray 5 times a day?
A new uncovered document reveals Muhammed never called for Muslims to pray 5 times a day, rather he called for Muslims to poop 5 times a day, what a shocker.
written by rpm1978, 20 March 2012
Lady GaGa engaged to Lord GueGue
Yes you read that right, Lady GaGa is set to marry a film producer who calls himself Lord GueGue.
Can anyone say Gue Gue Ga Ga? probably the babies they have after they get married.
written by rpm1978, 20 March 2012
2-year-old picks NYC mom's $1M winning lottery ticket
Afsheen Ahsan, of Queens, credits her 2-year-old daughter, Anaya Hussain, for picking her New York Poker instant scratch-off ticket.
"The little treasure!"
written by Inchcock, 20 March 2012
Ice To See You: 30,000-Year-Old Flower Revived
The researchers, said the results prove that permafrost serves a natural depository for ancient life forms.
"God, I hope don't store Cameron there when he dies, they might bring him back too!"
written by Inchcock, 20 March 2012
