NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 19 October 2018

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Trump stargazing, with Putin looking on

There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS).

Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump become the first spacepresident, they are also prepared to smash down ANY barrier to ensure that he is remembered by history as the 'Pioneer', the American at the forefront of 'deepspace exploration', to a planet of his choice - even if he, subsequently, doesn't make it back.

Naturally, the real reason for their offer was not made explicit to the president.

Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, has also promised to increase the Roscosmos budget, so that the two agencies can work together on getting the president 'on his way'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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