Donald Trump Takes Possession of Elizabeth Warren's House

Funny story written by ScottTalbotEvans

Monday, 15 October 2018

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The president went over to the Senator's house this morning to tell her that she is not a real Native American.

When he got there, he exclaimed, "Look what I discovered!"

He then claimed ownership of her house, and handed her a blanket infected with polio.

He then said, "Don't blame me. It was Obama."

The Senator replied, "Where's my million dollars, you liar?"

Trump answered, "I never promised you anything, and if I did, it was a fake video. Yeah. That's the ticket!"

"I'm not a liar. In fact, I'm the most truthful person you ever will meet."

He then stuck out his tongue, and blew a long wet raspberry.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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