WASHINGTON D.C. - In the capital today, Donald Trump has been poking Senator Elizabeth Warren with a stick.
"Misogyny gets votes!" Trump screams. "And women are silly because they were too stupid to be born with penises!"
Warren took a deep breath and calmly said, "Please stop poking me with a stick, Mr. President."
"TITS OR GTFO!" x8x93or, an internet troll, yelled, as he poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick.
Warren took another deep breath. "I would like for you to stop poking me with a stick, please."
"NO!" Trump shouted. "Because if I keep doing it, I'll win!"
"And winning is awesome, noob!" x8x93or yelled.
Trump frowned. "Huh. I need to decide between peeing myself and poking," he said.
There was a pause.
"Let's continue poking!" Trump yelled as he continued poking.
Ana Navarro announced, "Today, President Trump and an internet troll poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick, and I'm going to do it too, because it's more fun than journalism."
And then Navarro poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick.
Warren took a deep breath and said, "Please stop that, Miss Navarro."
Navarro cried, "She's saying stuff that doesn't insult Hillary! Someone make her stop!" and continued poking Warren with a stick.
Warren took a deep breath and said, "If you read an algebra book, George Soros will lose..."
Warren took a deep breath.
"...eleventy bajillion dollars," Warren sighed.
"YAY! HUMAN SUFFERING!" Trump, x8x93or, and Navarro shouted, dropping their sticks and running off.
Warren sighed, brushed herself off, and resumed her duties.
