GOP, Internet Trolls Poke Senator Warren With Sticks

Written by The Loony Liberal

Monday, 15 October 2018

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WASHINGTON D.C. - In the capital today, Donald Trump has been poking Senator Elizabeth Warren with a stick.

"Misogyny gets votes!" Trump screams. "And women are silly because they were too stupid to be born with penises!"

Warren took a deep breath and calmly said, "Please stop poking me with a stick, Mr. President."

"TITS OR GTFO!" x8x93or, an internet troll, yelled, as he poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick.

Warren took another deep breath. "I would like for you to stop poking me with a stick, please."

"NO!" Trump shouted. "Because if I keep doing it, I'll win!"

"And winning is awesome, noob!" x8x93or yelled.

Trump frowned. "Huh. I need to decide between peeing myself and poking," he said.

There was a pause.

"Let's continue poking!" Trump yelled as he continued poking.

Ana Navarro announced, "Today, President Trump and an internet troll poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick, and I'm going to do it too, because it's more fun than journalism."

And then Navarro poked Elizabeth Warren with a stick.

Warren took a deep breath and said, "Please stop that, Miss Navarro."

Navarro cried, "She's saying stuff that doesn't insult Hillary! Someone make her stop!" and continued poking Warren with a stick.

Warren took a deep breath and said, "If you read an algebra book, George Soros will lose..."

Warren took a deep breath.

"...eleventy bajillion dollars," Warren sighed.

"YAY! HUMAN SUFFERING!" Trump, x8x93or, and Navarro shouted, dropping their sticks and running off.

Warren sighed, brushed herself off, and resumed her duties.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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