Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Sarah Ferguson Speaks About Royal Wedding Snub
Sarah Ferguson has told Oprah Winfrey how "difficult" it was when she did not receive an invite to the Royal Wedding. The Duchess Of York was "extremely disappointed" not to attend one of the biggest events of the decade and she opened her heart u...
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Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses
Tots R Us are planning to produce and sell many thousands of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, in miniature sizes, as soon as it is SEEN in public. The idea is to market them as Christening Gowns. Even parents interviewed, who were not planning on having their children christened, are beginning to change their minds just so that they can dress up their little ones as mini-Kates. The world will...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Royal wedding omen as ToCatchA-Prince romps in at Fakenham
Norfolk - (Royal Ass Mess): Next year's royal nuptials of a fake prince and a silly little minx were upstaged at Fakenham racecourse yesterday. A 13 year-old gelding - a racewhorse minus its chestnutz - called ToCatchA-Prince romped in at 250-1 in...
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Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published
Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...
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Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper
Elizabeth II Confused By "Queen Victoria's Secret" Gift Cards For Royal Wedding
Barrow says NO to Royal Wedding
It's Party time. 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. Time to celebrate. Royal Wedding coming up too. There's a connection. Read story.
Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen
Royal Wedding reception - but only for Winos!
Queen to confer new royal title on newlyweds Wills and Kate
The Queen won't meet the Middletons 'because she'll be dead'
Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole
Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks
Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign reaches the Vatican
Sarah, Duchess of York not invited to Wills and Kate's bash due to World Tour!
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey. Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Prince Philip Plans On Surprising Queen Elizabeth With A Puppy On Her 85th Birthday
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth will be celebrating her 85th birthday on April 21. Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that when Prince Philip asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday she replied for him to surprise her. At first Philip figured that he would buy her a brand new yacht, but then he realized that she had not used the one he bought for her back in 1995. He then thought...
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding
President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...
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The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring
A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...
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Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin
Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...
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Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!
Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
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Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage
London - "At this stage we simply don't know if they're surgical implants," one ogler commented, "or polystyrene slip-ins, part of some designer thong. "Still, it's the only sartorial topic on most blokes' minds, like, watching Pip sashay up the A...
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Noddy Holder Criticises Prince William's Wedding Socks
Noddy Holder, former frontman with Bilston based international supergroup, Slade today reacted angrily at what he called Prince William's appalling choice of Royal Wedding hosiery. "Them was just plain black!" Noddy Holder fumed. "What a blinkin'...
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Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage
The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewe...
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Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta
In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...
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'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'
London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason. The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...
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Massive coronary fears as Palace tells Queen: "Pssst, Mark Thatcher is Kate Middleton's real Pa!"
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Prince William And Kate Middleton Nazi Wedding Spectacular
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Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
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Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post
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Gaddafi clings on to royal wedding invite
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No Toilet at Royal Wedding Shock
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Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives
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Commemorative Weeding Mugs
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Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
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Wills and Lindsay to wed
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Calendar Earls: Royals to pose starkers in bid to fund Middleton Marriage
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House of Windsor hate pact as Kate & Wills pick Duchess of Windsor funeral 25th anniversary
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Royal Wedding overkill blamed for England 2018 flop
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Wayne and Coleen to sit on opposite side to Posh & Becks at Westminster Abbey on April 29
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Royal couple opts for "pot-luck" wedding
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Royal Eugenicist Declares Kate Middleton "Acceptable"
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Will And Kate Talk Baby Names
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James Middleton To Be The New Bond
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Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real
