Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding

Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding

"The Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, chastised the "nauseating tosh" surrounding the announcement and likened the Prince and his fiancée to "shallow celebrities". " Not to be outdone by the Pope getting headlines in the press for l...

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan

LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...

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Funny story - Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Funny story - Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage

The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewe...

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Funny story - Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Royal Wedding News: Fernando Torres To Stage Re-enactment Of His First Chelsea Goal

Chelsea striker Fernando Torres, who scored his first goal in a Blues shirt in the 3-0 win over West Ham last weekend, is to be allowed to stage a re-enactment of the goal at the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday. Torres...

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Funny story - Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai

Mumbai - Rumors that Kate and William are heading to India on honeymoon have been met with horror among Bollywood's astro-savvy elite. "By all means take Kate on the ganja trail to Goa," Aishwarya Rai commented, "maybe even Kathmandu for the hashi...

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Funny story - Sarah Ferguson Speaks About Royal Wedding Snub

Sarah Ferguson Speaks About Royal Wedding Snub

Sarah Ferguson has told Oprah Winfrey how "difficult" it was when she did not receive an invite to the Royal Wedding. The Duchess Of York was "extremely disappointed" not to attend one of the biggest events of the decade and she opened her heart u...

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Funny story - Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton

Prince Charles, father of Prince William, has claimed the right of "Jus Primae Noctis" (right of first night) with Kate Middleton on his son's upcoming marriage to the English woman. The right, also called "droit du seigneur" (the lord's right) allo...

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Funny story - 'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

'Frankenchrist' band the Dead Kennedys to record Kate baby tribute song

California - San Francisco hardcore punk rockers the Dead Kennedys have been commissioned by a British label to record a Christmas special. 'All Hail Our Fetus Overlord' is to be released as a single with the B-side featuring the band's October 20...

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Funny story - The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

The Curse of Princess Diana's Engagement Ring

A close friend of Diana, Princess of Wales has tonight revealed that Diana knew her engagement ring was cursed but never had time to tell her family before she died. She was told of the curse by an Indian man she met in a midnight bizarre in Ista...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...

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Funny story - Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story - Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Prince William's Royal Wedding list is published

Now that the Royal Wedding invitations have been issued to all the relatives, VIP's, friends, hangers-on and Palmer-Tomkinsons, Prince William and Kate Middleton have issued their wedding list. Rumour has it that the happy couple would have prefer...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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Funny story - Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

Other Horses Embarrassed by Lead Horse in Royal Wedding Procession

The other horses in the Royal Wedding procession through Windsor said they were thoroughly embarrassed by the behavior of the lead horse. “He was carrying on like a bloody spoiled colt, snorting and bucking and trotting out of line. I was embarras...

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Funny story - Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Royal Wedding Invites Rescinded

Behind the scenes drama threatened the Royal Wedding today with the news that some guests' invitations were withdrawn at the last minute on the grounds that it would have been "inappropriate for them to attend". The Uruguayan Ambassador to the UK...

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Funny story - Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Bucklebury, Berks - Recently hatched Thaumetopoea Processionea larvae are rampaging through acorns sprigs adorning the newly forged Middleton family coat of arms. Their toxic setae - or heirs (sick) - are taking just seconds to construct communal...

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Funny story - Another Royal Knees-up!

Another Royal Knees-up!

Chancellor George Osborne broke down in tears yesterday upon hearing the news of Wills and Kates upcoming 2011 Royal Wedding. "Geesuss fucking Christ" he was heard to scream, "just when I get the fucking national deficit all but cleared that bise...

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Funny story - Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Slash Plays To Soothe Bickering Royal Couple

Ace axeman Slash has intervened to smooth troubled waters in a Royal spat. The Velvet Revolver riffmeister was apparently mooching around last weekend when he heard raised voices at Clarence House. A friend of his told us: "He was just chilling...

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