Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
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Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway
The delayed honeymoon of newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may now go ahead immediately after the Pakistani government offered use of a recently vacated high security compound guaranteed to suppress the Royal couples location for an extensi...
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The Royal Family Announces That 'Kiss Me Kate' Beer Will Be The Only Beer Available At The Royal Wedding Reception
Jemima Khan Denies She Was Excluded From The Royal Wedding Because She Remarked That Kate Middleton Recently Wore Socks That Did Not Match
Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding
Man changes name to 'Bastard' in royal wedding wreck moves
Huw Edwards Royal Wedding Commentary Hospitalises Thousands
Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks
Mexican President Calderon Gives William and Kate Trip To Mexico, Tickets To Donkey Show
James Middleton To Be The New Bond
David Cameron Urges UK to Have A Party On Wedding Day
Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta
William & Kate Honeymoon Secret Revealed
Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses
Tots R Us are planning to produce and sell many thousands of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, in miniature sizes, as soon as it is SEEN in public. The idea is to market them as Christening Gowns. Even parents interviewed, who were not planning on having their children christened, are beginning to change their minds just so that they can dress up their little ones as mini-Kates. The world will...
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Michelle Obama Loses It Over Not Being Invited to British Royal Wedding
First Lady Michelle Obama did a Hyacinth Bucket routine when she discovered that she and her husband, Barack, were not invited to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. "She blew her stack alright", stated a White House page. "Yo...
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Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists
Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead
Despite the best intentions of jobsworths in councils up and down the land to thwart the good intentions of people to hold local street parties in celebration of the Royal Wedding, the residents of Dartford have won their appeal to hold their street...
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Royal Wedding Nominated For Academy Award
Hollywood - A special award will be presented at the next Academy Award show to the Royal Wedding itself. Hollywood has been so captivated by this spectacle that they feel it is award-worthy. Director Stephen Schpielberg says, "Royal...
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New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub
London - Some patrons at the Duke of Cambridge public house on Whitechapel Road were too arseholed to notice it, of course. But barman Dave Skagliss was the first to point out to TV reporters today that it's a sign of new-found respectability for...
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding
The world is running out of Rich Tea biscuits as brides-to-be rush to buy them in bulk in order to duplicate the 2nd wedding cake Prince William has ordered. His favourite bickies are, apparently Rich Tea bickies. He probably sucked on them when he was a baby, and perhpaps still does. Prince William has ordered a Rich Tea and Chocolate cake to be especially made as an alternative to the 'of...
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The Queen won't meet the Middletons 'because she'll be dead'
London - (Prenup): The Palace's Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today HM had accidentally sent them a 'Sorry To hear You Are Leaving' card by mistake at Christmas "although it was festooned with festive robins and holly, heheh!" Apparently...
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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!
Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
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Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury
London - A number of so-called members of the royal family may be involved in sham marriages the Archbishop of Canterbury has warned. A Church of England crackdown on sham royal weddings has deplored the use of non-British slappers 'during the nat...
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
Originally chosen by Kate Middleton based on her love of the hit American reality show "Ace of Cakes", Chef Duff, master pastry chef and cake specialist will be delivering his creation just in time for the ceremony. Having designed cakes for the H...
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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai
Mumbai - Rumors that Kate and William are heading to India on honeymoon have been met with horror among Bollywood's astro-savvy elite. "By all means take Kate on the ganja trail to Goa," Aishwarya Rai commented, "maybe even Kathmandu for the hashi...
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
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Michelle Obama Loses It Over Not Being Invited to British Royal Wedding
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World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding
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Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury
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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Pakistan offers Royal couple use of recently vacated honeymoon hideway
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Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists
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Royal Wedding TV Channel To Be Launched
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The Queen won't meet the Middletons 'because she'll be dead'
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Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
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Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses
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Huge Royal Wedding Street Party given the go ahead
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
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New royal title sees William named after notorious East End pub
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
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Royal Wedding Nominated For Academy Award
