Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai
Mumbai - Rumors that Kate and William are heading to India on honeymoon have been met with horror among Bollywood's astro-savvy elite. "By all means take Kate on the ganja trail to Goa," Aishwarya Rai commented, "maybe even Kathmandu for the hashi...
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After Queen Elizabeth Naps During Royal Wedding, Joe Biden Says "I Feel Your Pain"
Kate mucks up marriage vows, marries Prince Phillip by mistake and becomes William's step grandmother - ma'am is furious
Susan Boyle fanatics making quilt to send to Kate and Wills as wedding gift
New pills to stop her from barking
Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers
Astrologer Charts Optimum Time and Date for Royal Couple to Wed
Royal Wedding to be a drab affair
Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!
Royal wedding cake bombs
Kate Middleton Nude Shock
Only 24.5 million royal wedding viewers on extraterrestrial TV
Prince Charles Claims "Jus Primae Noctis" (Right of First Night) With Kate Middleton
Squatters at Abbey Arrested
In a move predicted by some, the Police have moved in on squatters outside Westminster Abbey. 'This has nothing to do with the wedding' said Police Chief Bland (known to his mates as Blind) 'these people are taking over prime locations in London a...
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...
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Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed
Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...
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Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump
London - With the wedding bells all but rung, many are wondering when Kate Middleton and Prince William will get down to brass tacks. While many think the Honeymoon Night has been completely hidden, I was there when Donald Trump today divulged he has...
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
Photographers at the Royal Wedding will be prepared for all things: bad weather, poor lighting, distance shots, etc. They are also, however, preparing for events not generally anticipated, like nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. Coveted press pos...
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Fashion Designers Get a Good Laugh Out of Royal Wedding
Millions gathered for the festivities of the Royal wedding in London recently. The men dressed appropriately, the women done up as far as humanly possible. World wide it is estimated that a billion people watched the wedding on the television. All se...
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More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
To celebrate the Royal Wedding of whatsisname to whodyamacallit at the church place in London, amongst many companies jumping on the bandwagon, er, producing fine items of memorabilia, the Pound-Doubler group of discount stores have announced a feast...
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
Originally chosen by Kate Middleton based on her love of the hit American reality show "Ace of Cakes", Chef Duff, master pastry chef and cake specialist will be delivering his creation just in time for the ceremony. Having designed cakes for the H...
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Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture
London - (Derision Points): Fears of a General Pinochet-style police bust have seen Bush legal advisers recommend a low profile. The ex-president and his wife Laura had been looking forward to a Buckingham Palace grace-and-favor sleep-over as gues...
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Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress
Greek xenophobe Phil "Duke of Edinburgh" Windsor has been caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress by a maid at Windsor Castle. Tillie Mint entered the private chambers of the Queen and Prince yesterday to find Prince Philip parading around...
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Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding
London - (Ponzi Scammers): His £1.5 billion Qatari rake-off from the sale of Harrabs is the source of a £100 million blood money pay off for Princess Diana's DUI death. Draconian injunctions taken out by the Queen late last year now gag any refere...
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Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding
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Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup
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Bush turns down royal wedding invite amid fears of arrest for torture
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Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
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Prince Philip caught trying on Kate Middleton's wedding dress
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Taj Mahal royal honeymoon is doomed warns Aishwarya Rai
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Royal Wedding Photographers Prepare For Nip Slips, Wardrobe Malfunctions
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Squatters at Abbey Arrested
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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
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Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed
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No Toilet at Royal Wedding Shock
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Chef Duff Delivers Royal Wedding Cake
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More fabulous Royal Wedding souvenirs announced
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
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Abbey Closed for Wedding
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Karmic echo of Adolf & Eva's bunker nuptials haunts William's Big Day
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Unofficial Royal Wedding Live Feed Schedule Released By Donald Trump
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Fashion Designers Get a Good Laugh Out of Royal Wedding
