Sarah Ferguson, "The Duchess of York" Confesses That She Now Regrets Not Having Worn Socks During Her 1992 Tryst With John Bryan
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
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Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses
Tots R Us are planning to produce and sell many thousands of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, in miniature sizes, as soon as it is SEEN in public. The idea is to market them as Christening Gowns. Even parents interviewed, who were not planning on having their children christened, are beginning to change their minds just so that they can dress up their little ones as mini-Kates. The world will...
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Weather-Related Petitionary Prayer Could Cause Environmental Catastrophes, Warn Scientists
Controversy surrounding weather management for the recent British Royal Wedding has reignited debate about the effect of petitionary prayer on global weather systems. London's weather forecast for the Royal Wedding day had been poor. Unofficial Pa...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding
President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...
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Sepp Blatter's Royal Wedding Invitation Permanently Lost In The Post
The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough
Gossip who used to know Kate Middleton called "Royal Correspondent"
Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction
Lots of bogus nuptials involve foreign hired slags says Archbishop of Canterbury
Royal Wedding Firework Ban
Kate Middleton Shocked At The "Special Aid" Allegations
Royal Wedding Will Directly Affect Exam Results in UK
'Queen's date with karma' astrologers warn Zara ahead of Saturday's royal nuptials
Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit
Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real
Royal Honeymoon Destination Revealed... A B&B In Blackpool!
Princess Eugenie Tits Gaffe In Royal Wedding Coverage
The Royal Wedding of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank has been spoilt by the BBC, whose subtitles staff could think of nothing better to remark upon than her breasts As the princess alit from her vehicle at Windsor Castle, a nation of TV viewe...
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Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training
Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is to be given training in diplomacy by a veteran advisor. Her mentor will be Sir David Manning, who advises Princes William and Harry and who was Tony Blair's key foreign policy adviser during the approach to the...
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Pope Fights Back
The current Pope Benedict has hit back at critics who say he needs a spectacular like the Royal Wedding to get even bigger crowds and TV exposure than a future head of the Church of England. Unable to stage a similar marriage (at least in public)...
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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It's Party time. 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. Time to celebrate. Royal Wedding coming up too. There's a connection. Read story.
Mark the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible by throwing a party. Why not? St. Patrick's Day has passed for another year. Even non-Irish folk were out in the streets all around the world, wearing green and drinking green beer.....today...peeing green pee. If atheists can celebrate St. Paddy's day...they'll be out in great numbers for this 400th anniversary of the King James Bible bas...
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'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster
Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...
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'Headless' Kate Middleton wedding dress 'is guillotine omen'
London - It's the clearest indication yet that horrid Bill Clinton/Cherie Blair doppelganger Kate Middleton could be flung in the Tower and summarily decapitated for treason. The bigamous wife of a senior Tory cabinet minister, Middleton seemed ob...
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Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding
Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...
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Bishop of Willesden jumps on bandwagon-speaking his mind about up-coming Royal Wedding
"The Rt Rev Pete Broadbent, the Bishop of Willesden, chastised the "nauseating tosh" surrounding the announcement and likened the Prince and his fiancée to "shallow celebrities". " Not to be outdone by the Pope getting headlines in the press for l...
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Royal Wedding Was Planned With Hitler In Mind
It's here! At last, after all the months of build-up and nervous excitement, the day of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his beautiful bride Kate Middleton has finally arrived, and not before time! Or, as some might say, one day before time...
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World running out of Rich Tea Biscuits as brides-to-be clamour to duplicate Will's favourite cake which he is having especially made to have as alternate at Royal Wedding
The world is running out of Rich Tea biscuits as brides-to-be rush to buy them in bulk in order to duplicate the 2nd wedding cake Prince William has ordered. His favourite bickies are, apparently Rich Tea bickies. He probably sucked on them when he was a baby, and perhpaps still does. Prince William has ordered a Rich Tea and Chocolate cake to be especially made as an alternative to the 'of...
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Kate Middleton Reveals her Wedding Dress
News has leaked from the Middleton camp as to what Kate Middleton's dress will look like on her big day in April. Wedding planner, Toby Orrent, has been seen taking in a collection of top designer names from Versace to Caroline Castigliano. So far...
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'We faked the Royal Wedding too' says BBC
London - 'The Corporation's been airbrushing people's perceptions for decades so tonight's revelation isn't such a big deal' was the gist of a PR statement issued tonight. News of the latest bit of Beeb quackery comes amid reports that 'it all sta...
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Obamas Snubbed By Buckingham Palace
Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the US President and First Lady will not receive an invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. This is despite the fact that US Presidents attended the weddings of Prince Charles and P...
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The Queen Planning to Die to Stop Wedding
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Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding
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The British Public Will Be Royalist says Police Superintendent
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Mike Tindall's future mother-in-law must 'butt out' Zara Phillips says. It's only a nose.
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Rash of flying saucer-shaped wedding hats 'proves royals are all aliens'
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Royal Wedding Better Not Clash With Pompey Game, Says HM Queen
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Prince William does not wish to be King. Wise man!
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Hideously Ugly Kate Middleton Coin Causes Massive Devaluation of the Pound
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McQueen to design dress for Royal Wedding
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Isle of Wight News - Newby villagers will not be watching Royal Wedding on the telly
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King of Bahrain turns down 'naff' royal nuptials invite
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Wills and Kate may as well have been sentenced to life in prison without possibility of parole
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Kate Middleton: I'm no virgin.
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Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks
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