Royal Wedding Nominated For Academy Award

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Saturday, 30 April 2011

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Hollywood - A special award will be presented at the next Academy Award show to the Royal Wedding itself.

Hollywood has been so captivated by this spectacle that they feel it is award-worthy.

Director Stephen Schpielberg says, "Royal Wedding has it all: sappy love, British accents, lots of great acting and pretending, crazy hats, Pippa's aMAYzing bod, dull but wonderful Will, lovely yet dull Kate, more hats, sex (the balcony kiss), charming funny children in little dresses, lots and lots of posh rich people, fanTASTic scenery, a very peculiar brother, plus queens and kings. It's one of the best movies of the year, really. It's the ultimate chick flick!"

A new award category has been specifically created: "Best Royal Wedding Movie Of The Year", and hands down, Royal Wedding is going to take home the golden Oscar statuette.

Congrats to Royal Wedding and all the smiling, waving performers and horses who participated in it. Well done for the Oscar win!

The question now: is there a "Royal Wedding Part 2" in the works?

Stay tuned…

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