Written by Jalapenoman

Saturday, 23 April 2011

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Bet he's hung better than the Prince!

President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that his country will give Prince William and his bride (Kate Middleton) the present of an all expense paid trip to visit and tour his country. Stops on the visit will include sightseeing at the Teotihuacan ruins, touring the museums and historic sights of Mexico City, deep seas fishing off Veracruz, watching a bull fight in Merida, shopping in the Plaza in Monterrey, and seeing a donkey show in Ciudad Juarez.

When told of their wedding present, Kate was in a high state of pleasure. "A donkey show? A real donkey show! Do I get to just watch, or can I be a part of this? This is such and exciting international opportunity for me to experience the best that another culture has to give. I know that being in a donkey show could just be the highlight of our honeymoon and it is an opportunity that I just cannot pass up."

When told of his wife's enthusiasm for the trip, William was pleased. "We are currently the most popular and will be the most photograped people in the world for the next month. I hope that the people there take lots of pictures of all aspects of our trip and share them all over the internet. I don't know what this donkey show is supposed to be, but if it makes Kate happy, I'm all for it; she does love animals. When she wants to do something, I just have to sit back and let her get into it and ride it out. I'm sure that I'll have fun watching."

TMZ has announced that they will not post pictures of Kate in the donkey show, as this is even to base and low class for their tastes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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