Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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Colonel Gaddafi looking forward to staying in Scotland's Ballybollox Castle

Tripoli - (Rioters): He's up there with Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali and Egypt's Hosni Mubarak, defiantly waving two fingers at UK Red Top fury.

Libya's Colonel Gaddafi has vowed to sweep to Westmonster Abbey glory to see his godson Prince William wed.

All three deposed Middle Eastern despots are likely to attend the 29 April shindig despite being in a coma, under 24/7 sedation and/or somewhere mid-air enroute to Caracas.

The Colonel's little local difficulties - 600 dead and thousands injured - have done little to mar his oncoming delight.

That thoroughly nice Scottish Prime Monster Mr Salmond has invited him to stay at Ballybollox - his grace and favor castle - just outside a charming town called Lockerbie.

And with $50 billion stashed in his First Mossad Bank of Tehran offshore account the future's looking relatively rosy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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