The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised.
These would include:
Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank
Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle
Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Middleton
Prince Charles v. Camilla Parker-Bowles
Prince Edward v. Sophie Rhys-Jones
Prince Andrew v. Sarah Ferguson
Prince Charles v. Lady Diana Spencer
Princess Anne v. Captain Mark Phillips
Princess Elizabeth v. Lord Philip Mountbatten
The channel will broadcast 24 hours per day, and will show the ceremonies in their entirety, as they happened, so that audiences can reminisce about the frocks, the flowers, the pomp and splendour, how lovely they all looked, and the complete waste of all that cash, that could, no doubt, have been much more useful had it been used to put food in the mouths of starving people all over Great Britain.