Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 13 October 2018

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Charles and Camilla in a tender moment

The BBC are set to launch a brand new Royal Wedding Channel which will cover every Royal Wedding ever televised.

These would include:

Princess Eugenie v. Jack Brooksbank

Prince Harry v. Meghan Markle

Prince William v. Catherine 'Kate' Middleton

Prince Charles v. Camilla Parker-Bowles

Prince Edward v. Sophie Rhys-Jones

Prince Andrew v. Sarah Ferguson

Prince Charles v. Lady Diana Spencer

Princess Anne v. Captain Mark Phillips

Princess Elizabeth v. Lord Philip Mountbatten

The channel will broadcast 24 hours per day, and will show the ceremonies in their entirety, as they happened, so that audiences can reminisce about the frocks, the flowers, the pomp and splendour, how lovely they all looked, and the complete waste of all that cash, that could, no doubt, have been much more useful had it been used to put food in the mouths of starving people all over Great Britain.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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