Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
Read full story
Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes
Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.
Read full story
Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy
BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon
Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer
Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie
Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions
Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police
Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie
Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter
Dictionary Changes Word Misunderstanding to Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million
Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.
Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday
Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster
Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
Read full story
Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role
Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis
HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...
Read full story
"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
Read full story
Breaking news…
Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?
Yes, tell me more!Seven day catch up
Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter
Lindsay Lohan has need of your attention. She is not being noticed, even after apparently getting so desperate for attention that she's stole some jewelry at a photo shoot to make it onto the news. Now she's placed a topless photo on Twitter. A...
Read full story
Vanessa Hudgens And Lindsay Lohan To Star In Cagney And Lacey Remake
Leaked news from Hollywood Ca suggests that teen queens Hudgens and Lohan are to star in a remake of classic 70's TV cop show Cagney and Lacey. The original, which starred Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly as streetwise New York cops scooped awards by th...
Read full story
George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
Read full story
Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?
Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan topless pictures reveal gem implants
Pictures posted by Lindsay Lohan on her Twitter page show her naked from the waist up with only her long blonde hair covering her modesty. However, an eagle-eyed detective investigating an alleged gem theft has discovered what he claims are diamonds...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Converts to Islam to Beat Alcohol and Cocaine Addictions
People think that fame and fortune are the road to eternal happiness; this is the American Dream fostered by American Idol. Yesterday Michael Douglas visited his sister Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford Center on family day. At a press conference after...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan: Betty Ford's Jewelry Theft Classes Helped Me Quit Drugs!
Screwed-up-as-a-soup-sandwich former actress Linsday Lohan has her head in a fog, but it is a combination of brain damage and vocational passion that're making her loopy these days, and she has Betty Ford to thank: The rehab center's new "Jewelry The...
Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
Read full storyFunny Lindsay Lohan Headlines
-
Lohan Wows Red Carpet at Premier
-
Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show
-
Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire
-
Rosie O'Donnell Adopts Lindsay Lohan
-
Lindsay Lohan Claims Mary Kennedy Should Rot in Jail
-
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Are Co-Writing A Book - "Just How The Heck We Get Away With Breaking The Law And How You Can To"
-
Lindsay Lohan Who Was To Serve A 30-Day Jail Sentence Is Released After Only Serving 5 Hours!
-
Lindsay Lohan Wins $75,000 On Celebrity Jeopardy
-
Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson
-
David Letterman Has Revealed That Kim Jong Un Has Invited Him To Visit North Korea
-
Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend
-
Lindsay Lohan busted with the fine white sugar
-
Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!
-
Lindsay Lohan Forced To Eat Tofurky With Father, Samantha Ronson as Punishment.
-
Demi Lovato and Demi Moore To Star as Lindsay and Dina Lohan In "Oodles of Freckles - The Sad Story of Lindsay Lohan"
-
Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6
-
LiLo Trashes Trailer Trash
-
Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home
-
Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen
-
Lindsay Lohan Wants A Conjugal Visit Bad