Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
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Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...
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Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"
Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...
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Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.
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Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?
Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...
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George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"
Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!
Britney Spears elected Naturist President
Lindsay "LaLaLand" Lohan Back In The Arms of Her Boyfriend, Samantha Ronson
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up
Lindsay Lohan Surrenders to Bush
Lindsay Lohan Back at Old Club, Leaves with Ronson
Dennis Rodman Is Back In North Korea
Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
Lindsay Lohan Launches Ankle Bracelet Jewelry Line
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Partners in Nicole Richie's Driving School
Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy
Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?
Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...
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"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer
JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role
Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...
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Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan
HAVANA, Cuba - Fidel Castro, the ex-president of Cuba says that now that Samantha Ronson has dumped Lindsay Lohan he would like to date the gorgeous girl known as Lilo. Castro, who is 82, says that he read where Miss Lohan is devastated, embarrass...
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Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...
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Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics
SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
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Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident
Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...
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Lindsay Lohan and Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Love Shack Found In Cucamonga
CUCAMONGA, California - A reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle has stumbled upon what is believed to be the secret love hideout of actress Lindsay Lohan and her disc jockey significant other Samantha Ronson. Fuchsia Garfunkel, no relatio...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...
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Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set
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Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson Wed Christ After He KOs Boxing Champ
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John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?
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Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"
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Lindsay Lohan topless pictures reveal gem implants
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Lindsay Lohan Freaking Out
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Lindsay Lohan's Mother Announces She Will Take Lindsay's Place
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UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!
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Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits
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Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"
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Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'
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Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster
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Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Solution to Reduce Terrorism
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Miley Cyrus to Replace Lindsay Lohan in Deep Throat
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Michael Lohan Sadly Back in the News
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Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".
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Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift Have Trivia Contest
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Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club
