Funny story - Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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Funny story - Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...

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Funny story - Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story - Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Funny story - Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story - "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story - Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...

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Funny story - Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

HAVANA, Cuba - Fidel Castro, the ex-president of Cuba says that now that Samantha Ronson has dumped Lindsay Lohan he would like to date the gorgeous girl known as Lilo. Castro, who is 82, says that he read where Miss Lohan is devastated, embarrass...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Engaged

Lindsay Lohan Engaged

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA - Sources close to Samantha Ronson, 31, have stated that she and actress Lindsay Lohan, 22, are planning on getting married in the not-too-distant future. A free-lance reporter asked Samantha who of the two would be a...

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Funny story - Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.

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Funny story - Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...

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Funny story - Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan and Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Love Shack Found In Cucamonga

Lindsay Lohan and Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Love Shack Found In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA, California - A reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle has stumbled upon what is believed to be the secret love hideout of actress Lindsay Lohan and her disc jockey significant other Samantha Ronson. Fuchsia Garfunkel, no relatio...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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