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23 April 2021

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...

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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Britney Spears' New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan's Pubes

Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.

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Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...

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Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police

Lindsay Lohan Out, Ashley Greene In, As Star Of Porn Star Linda Lovelace Movie

Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter

Dictionary Changes Word Misunderstanding to Lindsay Lohan

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

Lindsay Lohan 5th Time Is A Charm

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Fired From Linda Lovelace Movie, Sarah Palin To Step Into Role

Lindsay Lohan was summarily dismissed as the actress portraying Porn Legend, Linda Lovelace yesterday. Apparently the production could no longer put off shooting dates to accommodate Ms. Lohan. "We were more than patient with, and were behind, Lin...

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Lindsay Lohan Attracted To Chaz Bono's Brand New Penis

HOLLYWOOD - A reliable source has verified that Lindsay Lohan, on-again, off-again girlfriend of Samantha Ronson is in fact now dating Chaz Bono, aka the former Chastity Bono recent recipient of SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). The unnamed sourc...

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"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Lindsay Lohan Posts Topless Pic On Twitter

Lindsay Lohan has need of your attention. She is not being noticed, even after apparently getting so desperate for attention that she's stole some jewelry at a photo shoot to make it onto the news. Now she's placed a topless photo on Twitter. A...

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Vanessa Hudgens And Lindsay Lohan To Star In Cagney And Lacey Remake

Leaked news from Hollywood Ca suggests that teen queens Hudgens and Lohan are to star in a remake of classic 70's TV cop show Cagney and Lacey. The original, which starred Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly as streetwise New York cops scooped awards by th...

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George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Lindsay Lohan topless pictures reveal gem implants

Pictures posted by Lindsay Lohan on her Twitter page show her naked from the waist up with only her long blonde hair covering her modesty. However, an eagle-eyed detective investigating an alleged gem theft has discovered what he claims are diamonds...

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Lindsay Lohan Converts to Islam to Beat Alcohol and Cocaine Addictions

People think that fame and fortune are the road to eternal happiness; this is the American Dream fostered by American Idol. Yesterday Michael Douglas visited his sister Lindsay Lohan at the Betty Ford Center on family day. At a press conference after...

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Lindsay Lohan: Betty Ford's Jewelry Theft Classes Helped Me Quit Drugs!

Screwed-up-as-a-soup-sandwich former actress Linsday Lohan has her head in a fog, but it is a combination of brain damage and vocational passion that're making her loopy these days, and she has Betty Ford to thank: The rehab center's new "Jewelry The...

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Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...

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