Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart
Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair
There were fears over the sanity of actress, Lindsay Lohan, last night after it was revealed that she had shaved off her pubic hair.
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Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story
HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...
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Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...
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Lindsay Lohan Opens Used Jewelry Store
New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America
Jerry Brown is A Huge Lindsay Lohan Fan
Inmate Blinded By Lindsay Lohan's Arrival: "All I Saw was Orange... and Huge Pontoon-like Duck Lips!"
Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo
Lindsay Lohan and Egypt Celebrate a new Brutal Military Dictatorship
Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole
Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster
Lindsay Lohan Voted World's Hottest Chick - beats Britney and Paris
Lindsay Lohan Dumped By Samantha Ronson
Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe
Lindsay Lohan: I Ain't Going To Rehab And No One Can Make Me Go!
Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up
Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...
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Lindsay Lohan Steals Five Bikinis
Lindsay Lohan the chief suspect in a recent jewel heist is believed to have made off with five priceless bathing suits at her pre-pre Birthday Party. Lohan spent more time sans bikinis than partially naked at the pubic relations event that did not in...
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Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
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Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...
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Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...
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Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil
SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...
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America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.
Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.
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"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
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Obama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama’s new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute. The…
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Lindsay Lohan puts Self Raising Flour on her feet
Lindsay Lohan was seen walking around a street in Los Angeles with white powder coming off her feet. She had just left a friends house and did not seem to notice she was leaving a trail of white powder as she walked along the street. Lohan wearing...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...
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America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.
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Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart
