Ricky Gervais Wants To Go Out On A Date With Lindsay Lohan And Sample What Her Mama Gave Her
DES MOINES, Iowa - Comedian Ricky Gervais was in Iowa speaking at the annual convention of The Iowa Corn Casserole Council. Gervais, was a big hit at this year's Golden Globe Award Show where he skewered everyone from Johnny Depp and Angelina Joli...Read full story
"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...Read full story
Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"
(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, reading the Bible, calling Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch", being the lit match to the high explosive list of Britney Spears' addictions, Paris Hilton just might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist, Elliot "The Leech" Mintz, would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse "T...Read full story
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!
In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.Read full story
Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution
LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Admit to Having Nipple Job Done
In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Transports $2 Million In Jewels In A Pair of Panties
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actress Lindsay Lohan last week made a statement to the LAPD that someone had broken into her home and stolen her safe, a safe weighing 3,591 pounds. When Miss Lohan was asked by LAPD Detective Hank Battlecreek what the contents...Read full story
Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too
Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan To Play Linda Lovelace Of "Deep Throat" Fame
After the role had been promised to several women, apparently Lindsay Lohan has signed to play porn queen, Linda Lovelace, in a new movie. Keep a lookout for the stories told by the ladies who did not get the role, even though they wanted it and what...Read full story
Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
Larry King had his hands full, but he seemed to relish the opportunity to engage with three famous, but troubled starlets.Read full story
Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...Read full story
Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan
HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...Read full story
Michael Lohan Sadly Back in the News
The entertainment industry had managed to survive a couple of months without a truly preposterous statement coming from a Hollywood wanna-be, but thanks to Michael Lohan, father, convict and ex-husband to a couple of social train wrecks, we must inte...Read full story
Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy
BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington, not Paris Hilton
(Los Angeles--CA) Linsday Lohan will be turning 21 this year, and the former "teen queen" wants everyone to know that as an adult she plans on doing more than visiting LA clubs and drinking, most of the time. It seems the child star is an a...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Headed For Breakdown?
Old friends of Lindsay Lohan say the lady's headed for disaster as she seems to be living life on the edge but on the edge of Nowhere. "It's almost like a replay of the Britney thing", stated one sympathetic to her condition. "No one really knows...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?
SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...Read full story