Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery Sold To Ellen DeGeneres

MALIBU BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan owner of the Malibu Beach restaurant Lindsay Lohan's Lesbian Eatery has sold it to TV host Ellen DeGeneres and her spouse Portia. The sale price was not revealed, but long time DeGeneres friend and business...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo

HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Lin...

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Funny story: 'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to face each other in the boxing ring. Accusations...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

Lindsay Lohan To Star In "The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets Her Corn Shuck Patted Down"

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan hadn't been out of The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic for more than two hours when she was approached by a noted Hollywood producer to star in the Lions Face Motion Picture Company film The Wizard of Oz 5 - Dorothy Gets H...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

Lindsay Lohan Reflects on Her Rehab Clinic Stay

LOS ANGELES - A custodian at the rehab clinic where Lindsay Lohan is serving her 3 month mandatory confinement has said that he has never seen a patient who is in such a state of denial, confusion, and boredom than Lindsay Lohan. He commented that...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Stewart Did Not Chew Lindsay Lohan's Carpet

The increasing prevalence of media articles claiming that moody Twilight sex-symbol Kristen Stewart is a rug-muncher have angered her gothic stud co-star and intimate friend Robert Pattinson so much that he has been moved to issue a denial of the rum...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

Lindsay Lohan Invites Tom Cruise To A Los Angeles Dodgers Game On His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan just celebrated her 26th birthday on July 2, and now on July 3, she wants to help the recently dumped Tom Cruise celebrate his 51st birthday. Lohan realizes that Cruise is still reeling from the divorce bombshell that K...

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal and appears resigned to serve out her forty five day prison sentence for D.W.I. and driving with a suspended license. She admitted to her publicist today that she hopes she is such a good girl that she does get ha...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Bill Cosby is New Head of the Celebrity Career Killers Club

Hollywood, CA The head of the secret Celebrity Career Killers Club, Michael Richards, announced that Bill Cosby had been voted the latest head. The Celebrity Career Killer Club is reserved for celebrities who have successfully killed otherwise thr...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

Lindsay Lohan Totals Her Porsche - California State Troopers Rule Out Cosmetics

SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...

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Funny story: "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Open Rehab

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have gone into a business venture together. They're opening a rehabilitation center for out of control debutantes.

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Funny story: Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Bruce Willis vows to Go Commando in bare ass Lohan/Hilton/Spears jealousy bid

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Official: Pantyless party girls have got right up Bruce Willis's nose. But the Die Hard star is fighting back and vowing to Go Commando to redeem those PR ratings that he says he's been robbed of by 'foxy little c...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

Lindsay Lohan Laughs At The Law as She Parties, Parties, and Parties

SANTA MONICA - Apparently Lindsay Lohan is still the luckiest girl in the entire United States as she was seen partying at Santa Monica's Inebriated Hippo Lounge without a worry in the world. Never mind that she had just been sentenced to serve 90...

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Funny story: Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Is Lindsay Lohan "Betty" At The Salon?

Lindsay Lohan has been missing for a couple of weeks -not even in court -so some friends and fans have been concerned. However, a recent article with a photo of some girl named "Betty" has them believing she has either lost her memory or just wants a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...

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