Funny story - Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart

Britney Spears' new children's book tops the New York best seller chart

Britney Spears who sings, dances, and is a sensational handywoman, has now added children's book writer to her repertoire. Sangria Wine with The Dip Sheet News writes that Britney's new book is a fantastic debut, taking the world of children's boo…

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story - Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair

Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair

There were fears over the sanity of actress, Lindsay Lohan, last night after it was revealed that she had shaved off her pubic hair.

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Funny story - Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...

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Funny story - Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story - Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan - Vaginas are Drying Up

Paparazzi all over the world today claimed that crotch-shots are drying up in every country. One hack photographer commented, "A couple of months ago you couldn't take a picture without snapping something inadvertently flapping in the breeze...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Steals Five Bikinis

Lindsay Lohan Steals Five Bikinis

Lindsay Lohan the chief suspect in a recent jewel heist is believed to have made off with five priceless bathing suits at her pre-pre Birthday Party. Lohan spent more time sans bikinis than partially naked at the pubic relations event that did not in...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public

Lindsay Lohan Says Miley Cyrus Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Showing Off Her Vagina In Public

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lindsay Lohan took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. She said that she had to get away from all of the fakeness, conceit, and arrogance that is Hollywood. Lohan said that she also wanted to take a break from...

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Funny story - Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...

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Funny story - America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.

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Funny story - "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Funny story - Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story - Obama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire

Obama's New Book: George Clooney And Lindsey Lohan Sharing The Lincoln Bedroom With Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gossipy chapter of Barack Obama‚Äôs new book, The Promised Land, Obama recalls that George Clooney was without a date for the White House Correspondent's Dinner because Stacy Keibler had stiffed him at the last minute. The…

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Funny story - Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

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Funny story - Lindsay Lohan puts Self Raising Flour on her feet

Lindsay Lohan puts Self Raising Flour on her feet

Lindsay Lohan was seen walking around a street in Los Angeles with white powder coming off her feet. She had just left a friends house and did not seem to notice she was leaving a trail of white powder as she walked along the street. Lohan wearing...

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Funny story - Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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