George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
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Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...
...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...
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Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...
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Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini
Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...
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Britney Spears elected Naturist President
Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.
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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...
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Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked
Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"
Shawn Chapman Holley's Cum Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Argument Carries the Day
Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood
Lindsay Lohan Bites Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson
People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists
Selena Gomez's Hit Song "Don't Touch Me Below The Belt" Soars To #1
Fears for Lindsay Lohan's sanity as she shaves off her pubic hair
Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days
Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it
Kim Jong Un Has Invited Dennis Rodman, Lindsay Lohan, Chicharito, and Chelsea Handler To His Super Bowl Party
Lindsay Lohan: "But I Was in Compliant (sic) With My Um Program.
Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.
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Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"
Lindsay Lohan will need to take the next 6 or so months off, because she will be a guest of the State of California. Lindsay Lohan will be serving jail sentences as follows: Linsdsay will be sh-tting into a stanless steel commode during her fir...
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Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus
BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...
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Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
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Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-Wife, Denise Richards, and Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Ménage A Trois"
LOS ANGELES - Entourage Pictures in association with Universal Pictures has just announced that Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men fame will star and direct in the Marlengo Garigliano produced film Mumbai Ménage a Trois Charlie Sheen will co-star...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...
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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon
NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan and a group of her friends were seen partying at the Sing Sing Karoke Club in New York City. Lohan actually got up and sang the Dolly Parton song which was later covered by Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You."...
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The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for
Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...
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Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!
Beverly Hills - (Ass mess): Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has told friends that she knows that LA Sherrif's Department boss Sherrif Lee Baca "is an absolute s-w-e-e-t-i-e and loves me every bit as much as Paris Hilton."...
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Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors
VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...
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Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...
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Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake
HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...
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Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt
BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...
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Arrest Warrant Out for Lindsay Lohan: Is this THE END?
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Lindsay Lohan Says She Is Dumping Samantha Ronson To Concentrate On Older Women
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Samantha Ronson & Lindsay Lohan On Us Weekly's Annual Swimsuit Issue
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Dog the Bounty Hunter on Call in Case Lindsay Lohan Jumps Bail
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Lindsay Lohan and Egypt Celebrate a new Brutal Military Dictatorship
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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!
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Britney Spears Fan Jumps On Stage: Turns Out It's Lindsay Lohan!
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Lindsay Lohan Requests SCRAM Bracelet Be Removed For Nude Shots!
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Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - NecklaceGate!
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Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe
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Lindsay Lohan Rear-Ends Another Vehicle
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Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".
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