Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

Lindsay Lohan nude vagina pics...

...would be a shoddy and deceitful way to title a story that has nothing to do with any of these things, a survey has highlighted. It has been revealed that some writers would deliberately choose a sensationalist title like "Britney Spears vulva!...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

Lindsay Lohan's Upskirt Photo Reveals An Interesting Secret

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina attended a Selena Gomez concert at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum. As mother and daughter were exiting Lohan's limo the paparazzi were treated to an upskirt display that they had not seen since Britney...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story: Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Al Gore, goes on party rampage with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

Former Vice President, environmentalist, and most recently, documentary film maker, Al Gore has been totally swept up in the whirlwind of excitement from receiving his first Academy Award the last couple of days.

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Funny story: Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lohan: "Me, Jail? But Jail Is For Poor People Who Do Coke And Drive Drunk!"

Lindsay Lohan will need to take the next 6 or so months off, because she will be a guest of the State of California. Lindsay Lohan will be serving jail sentences as follows: Linsdsay will be sh-tting into a stanless steel commode during her fir...

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

Ben & Jerry's Has Just Developed A Brand New Ice Cream Flavor in Honor of Miley Cyrus

BURLINGTON, Vermont - The American Ice Cream giant, Ben & Jerry's has just informed the news media that they have just developed their latest ice cream flavor. Company Spokesperson Millard Cypress stated that the new flavor came about after th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-Wife, Denise Richards, and Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Ménage A Trois"

Charlie Sheen To Direct Himself, His Ex-Wife, Denise Richards, and Lindsay Lohan In The Film "Mumbai Ménage A Trois"

LOS ANGELES - Entourage Pictures in association with Universal Pictures has just announced that Charlie Sheen of Two and a Half Men fame will star and direct in the Marlengo Garigliano produced film Mumbai Ménage a Trois Charlie Sheen will co-star...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Fallen Off The Wagon

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan and a group of her friends were seen partying at the Sing Sing Karoke Club in New York City. Lohan actually got up and sang the Dolly Parton song which was later covered by Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You."...

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Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!

Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!

Beverly Hills - (Ass mess): Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has told friends that she knows that LA Sherrif's Department boss Sherrif Lee Baca "is an absolute s-w-e-e-t-i-e and loves me every bit as much as Paris Hilton."...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

Lindsay Lohan Addresses The Surgery Rumors

VENICE BEACH, California - Lindsay Lohan has said that she has learned her lesson and she vows to turn her life around. The 27-year-old actress recently spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and said that being in rehab was the best...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

Lindsay Lohan Spends Her 27th Birthday Bored To Tears In Her Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan has just turned 27 and she says that she can already feel that she has matured quite a bit since being in rehab. Lohan, reportedly confessed, to a fellow patient, that even though she hates every minute of rehab she kno...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...

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