Lindsay Lohan Opens Used Jewelry Store

Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

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Lindsay Lohan has decided it's time to unload some of the booty she's been hoarding over the last couple of years. She's opening a shop on trendy Melrose Blvd in LA. that will offer high end bobbles and trinkets.

It's been widely publicized that Lindsay has been having some problems the last few years when it comes to shiny objects sticking to her fingers.

Lindsay has decided it's time to unload some of her rather large jewelry collection and is opening a retail outlet for some of her pieces.

An insider from Camp Lindsay said, "She's sick of everyone saying she's a kleptomaniac so she's going to put her trinkets on display for everyone to inspect, see and buy.

The store is going to be called, "Metal Fencing".

With any luck Lindsay will be able to sell a lot of jewelry so she can pay off her $50,000 hotel bill at The Chateau Marmont. One good Rolex and she's covered.

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