Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom In Rehab

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 September 2012

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Lindsay says that part of her mom's problem is that she still wants to dress like a 19-year-old girl.

HOLLYWOOD - In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, Tinsel Town starlet Lindsay Lohan has stated that she is trying to get her mom to enter into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

Lindsay told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that after seeing her mom make a fool of herself on The View, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and the reality show The Muffin Makers she is more than convinced that her mom Dina needs therapy.

Dina Lohan was contacted by Miss Chipotle and asked to make a comment but she simply said that her daughter is hardly the one to be talking about someone getting into rehab.

An unnamed inside source at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic stated that they would be willing to work out some kind of two-for-the-price-of-one deal involving mother and daughter.

When LiLo found out she became very upset and said that as far as she is concerned she is now as stable as some friends of hers including Paris Hilton, Gary Busey, and Mel Gibson.

SIDENOTE:Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay with the story and bring you any further developing developments as they develop.

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