Lindsay Lohan Engaged

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 September 2008

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A Rose in Lindsay's Bedroom

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA - Sources close to Samantha Ronson, 31, have stated that she and actress Lindsay Lohan, 22, are planning on getting married in the not-too-distant future.

A free-lance reporter asked Samantha who of the two would be assuming the 'girl' role. Samantha quickly replied, "Hey are you kidding me or what? I mean, like gosh, have you not seen Lindsay? I mean my goodness, on a 'girly' scale of 1 to 10, she's a '9' and me, well I'm a '1.5' and that's on a good you do the math okay?"

In a related note, Left Coast based magazine, Gal-Gal Bi-Monthly has an article entitled, "The 100 Happiest Celebrity Lesbian Couples in The Lower 48." Rosie O'Donnell, 46, and her wife Kelli Carpenter, 41, came in at #17. Melissa Etheridge, 47, and her wife, Tammy Michaels, 33, came in at #11, and Ellen DeGeneres, 50, and her wife, Portia de Rossi, 35, came in at #1.

(WRITER'S NOTE: I would like to thank Gal-Gal Bi-Weekly for the 20 free tickets (which I will be giving away to friends, relatives, and neighbors soon) to Etheridge's current U.S. tour entitled, "Melissa Etheridge's The I May Not Have You-Know-What's Like Guys Do, But I Can Still Rock 'n' Roll Just Like The Big Boys Do Tour!." Also on the bill are 1960's nostalgic bands including, The Byrds, The Turtles, The Kinks, and The Who.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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