Vladimir Putin today filed charges here with the International Criminal Court against the United States for omission of war crimes against civilians during World War II. The accusation is that the U.S. deliberately attacked civilian targets that had…
ATHENS, Greece – (World Satire) – A group of historians and archaeologists have just made an astounding discovery. The group of 9 who all hail from different towns in Greenland, discovered a statue of a male believed to be in his early 50’s, stand…
National Archives, Washington, D. C. Wood Splinter with a SINful report for Spoof International news. This reporter has uncovered notes in the archives here regarding a long-forgotten Greenhouse Summit held in 1801 with Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, a…
Your local sociopath, the one who never says hello to anyone, just remembers the good old days as being barely tolerable. The bloke that you might see in the pub, or on the train, or walking past the house, but has a name that always escapes you,…
Have you ever heard the lyrics to a popular Christmas carol “He’s making a list. He’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice”? Many people wrongfully assume that the carol is referring to Santa Claus, but it's actually Joseph St…
On stepping off the ferry in the quaint port of Douglas, my phone sent me a nice message telling me I was now data roaming. At first I thought that this was because I was in a different country, but it wasn't. It was because I was now in a different...
Brexit Party leader, Nigel Farage, has said that, if his party are successful and are elected to power in the December General Election, he will personally do his utmost to attempt to restore Britain to its former glorious past. Farage said that t...
UK PM Theresa May has resigned, unironically, at the end of May. Like a Game of Thrones character in its final season, she will disappear from the world stage having achieved nothing and leaving us wondering what was the point of her. Her premiers...
Ulan Bator, Mongolia - A judge in the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has confirmed a lower court ruling that the country of Mongolia should pay reparations to every man, woman and child residing in the remaining countries of the world, of approx...
Are teddy bears just not cutting it anymore? Does your heart need something more soothing to cuddle up with at night? The IMPALED Company is happy to announce that it will be releasing a new and improved version of the Huggable "Vlad The Impaler"...
You know you're old, and maybe an old London git...when... With thanks to Ralph E. Shaffer You know you're old. ...You go out to a late night party, and when you return at 4am, your 20something kids are waiting up for you. ...After the party...
Man - or humans as the PC brigade would have us call it - has strived for many years to build a better world. A world free of dolphins and rhinos - who are actually just overweight unicorns that nobody wants to ride - a world where fish are free to swim the oceans, where they can eventually be caught to be made into delicious fish fingers by the ultimate sailor hero himself, Captain Birdseye. F...
King Arthur, the ancient king and knight of legend, has returned from his slumber on the Isle of Avalon, according to witnesses. The legend tells that Arthur will return when his country is in direst need, and, according to some, it has actually...
Historians have long believed that Thanksgiving was either a genuine attempt to smooth over relations between early US settlers and the native Americans; or else a lie told by the settlers after they had massacred them all. However, Professor of H...
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. Exclusive to Spoof News. "It's not gonna happen!" With that terse comment, President Franklin D. Roosevelt today canceled the long hoped-for meeting between Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo and the American president. Reporte...
After successfully getting the British to vote themselves into more austerity by leaving the European Union, UKIP leader (insert the name used this week here) has said that their party is still relevant, that they will now fight to remove all traces...
George Saunders's recent book, Lincoln in the Bardo, recounts how the 16th President spent some time in a Washington cemetery mausoleum after the death of his son Willie, being pestered by quirky ghosts. Yet, this is only the latest in a long line o...
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