Like a bad tenant, Donald Trump is about to be evicted from the White House, and the sheriff is Robert Mueller. Seems Trump invaded the White House with the help of Vladimir Putin and his team of voting machine hackers on election night, and like bin...
Your fearless reporter has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an exclusive interview, especially since he is not allowed to enter the U.S. We had to do the Interview on his exclusive 300 foot yacht off the Crimea coast. rfreed- "Good day,...
2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to 'protect the Russians living there' who invaded centuries ago. December 2014- Russia invad...
Russian separatists in Ukraine, eager to show the world just how diplomatic and democratic they are in their newly taken over territory, smashed voting tables, threatened vote takers and surrounded the home of a man vocally in support of elections...
Unlike President Bush, President Vladimir Putin did not fly in a navy jet, land on an aircraft carrier and announce: Mission Accomplished! Instead, Mr. Putin sailed on a white cabin cruiser (that looked more oligarch than Russian Navy) into the Crime...
In a clear signal of his deep displeasure with Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Obama announced today the "nuclear option" of sanctions-unfriending Putin on Facebook. "That's right, I did it" an uncharacteristically agitated president...
Chicken Kiev - Vlad the Dictator's image has appeared on Crimean coins commemorating his triumph in the 2014 Paralytic Games. The new decimal denomination sees the Russian Zloty replace the old Ukrainian Shekel in a move reflecting the annexation...
Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
President Obama is reported seeking a hair and wardrobe advisor, who is also versatile with speech-making. The President is having problems with collars that flap up and won't stay down, assorted Bearnaise mustard stains, plus he has been glimpse...
Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...
Russia stretched its political muscles over the newly-occupied area of Crimea today, with Russian leader Vladimir Putin creating a new law of "Prima Nocte" in the area. The law was popular during medieval times and allows all Russian tourists the ri...
Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...
WASHINGTON D.C. - As Vladimir Putin defies Washington's wishes, millions of Americans are left asking questions that would never be asked in other first-world countries. Spare yourself some embarrassment and commit this info to memory. Also, change the subject if someone brings all this up in conversation. 1) Is it "The Ukraine" or "Ukraine"? Short answer: Who the hell cares? Long answer: I...
Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
Crimea agreed Monday to join Russia. The vote ballot stated: Russia ___ or else ___! Now the Ukraine is afraid Russia will come there next and demand a similar vote. The Crimea is a key shipping area that the Russians wanted. All that the Uk...
(New York) - Russia called for an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Counsel over the weekend to discuss what Russia is calling "the unprovoked, illegal and unwarranted occupation of Oxygen by Hydrogen forces." According to Russia's Permanent...
Empire and consistency don't always mix when Empire is particularly annoyed at being one-upped. This insight was delivered from somebody anonymous in an anonymous Washington office commenting on current developments in Ukraine. Very few murmurs...
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