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Funny story: Four Americans Treated Like Mexicans

Four Americans Treated Like Mexicans

Four renegade Americans jumped over the border wall into Mexico, and the Mexicans took things from there. Reporters have noticed the similarity to what Trump did to Mexican men, woman and children, and all those dog cages, but the Republicans know…

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Funny story: Where the Hell Iz America?

Where the Hell Iz America?

A new game show is in the works, where Americans will pit their intelligence against people from around the world. The show is called: “Where the Hell?” Contestants will be shown a map of the world and then be asked certain questions. The Ameri…

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Funny story: How To Tell An American Nazi from an American

How To Tell An American Nazi from an American

Well, I’ll admit, it’s getting harder. Kanye West is, allegedly, a black man. But let’s not judge a man by the colour of his skin, yes? Can a black man hate as well as a white man who hates black men? That’s how they get ya! Didn’t expect the unex…

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Funny story: Basil Blathering Visits America - 'Trumpheads' Everywhere

Basil Blathering Visits America - 'Trumpheads' Everywhere

This is Basil, from Ye Olde Church News - sent on a fact finding mission to America. (Plus making it a paid vacation. ) We hear such alarming news of our American bretheran - that the Religious over here are going crazy. It is all true. Ever…

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Funny story: Where Abortion is Legal – and Not Where You’d Think

Where Abortion is Legal – and Not Where You’d Think

Dear Americans, you are in good company. With abortion now illegal in your ridiculous country, you share such a law with some of your greatest allies. Abortion is also illegal in Iraq! Way to fight the good fight, America! It’s also illegal in…

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Funny story: The Rise and Fall of the American Empire

The Rise and Fall of the American Empire

The committee to investigate the January 6th Insurrection is still going on, and each day it does, more and more Republican politicians are looking bad. Several of them were asking Trump for pardons. Wow! How many criminals are there in the Republica…

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Funny story: Survey: 95% of Americans will have accidentally killed each other by 2050

Survey: 95% of Americans will have accidentally killed each other by 2050

A shock investigation by a popular American magazine has revealed that by the year 2050 an incredible 95% of American citizens will have accidentally killed each other through the negligent discharge of firearms. The in-depth analysis comes after…

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Funny story: Rep. Devin Nunes Has Just Shown The Entire Country That He Is The Stupidest Asshole In America

Rep. Devin Nunes Has Just Shown The Entire Country That He Is The Stupidest Asshole In America

BUENAS NOCHES, California – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency is reporting that Devin Nunes, who is one of the Trumptard’s biggest ass kissers (along with Hannity, Jordan, Gaetz, and that horrendously horrible-looking skank Marjorie Tay…

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Funny story: Ohio Man tries a hold-up using a lead paint detector

Ohio Man tries a hold-up using a lead paint detector

An Ohio man is in police custody after attempting to rob a Howdy Pard Convenience store using a lead paint detection device. Herm Myers, 29 of Stubenville, OH, was taken into custody by police early this morning. Officers responded just after 1:0…

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Funny story: Masturbators Convention is a blast after all! So says the ACMA Prez

Masturbators Convention is a blast after all! So says the ACMA Prez

Chuck Bonica, President of the American Compulsive Masturbators Association (ACMA) has been an openly proud masturbator for the bulk of his 60 years. As the ACMA annual convention wrapped up this morning, Chuck was happy to report it was a big su…

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Funny story: Sanford disarms human police: Macaque monkeys to control all weaponry

Sanford disarms human police: Macaque monkeys to control all weaponry

On Tuesday evening the Sanford City Council passed a controversial new ordinance that removes all deadly weapons from the hands of traditional law enforcement officers and arms highly-skilled macaque monkeys in their place. The macaques must first co…

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Funny story: 85% of Americans can't name who the President was yesterday

85% of Americans can't name who the President was yesterday

It is 2 hours after Joe Biden's inauguration as US President and a shocking survey has shown that the vast majority - over 80% - of Americans can't remember who was President this morning. Methew Jefferson, 45, is an unemployed fast food restaura…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Coronavirus Pandemic May Be Cut Short Due to Americans’ Short Attention Span

Unlike in countries like Italy and China, where the coronavirus pandemic sustained national focus for months, in the United States, the COVID-19 epidemic may be cut short due to Americans’ notoriously short attention span. “I was really into it fo...

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Funny story: Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some states, as Americans prepare themselves for an onslaught of disease, famine, and death. Forecasters have predicted that the virus will 'only get worse' , and is...

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Funny story: Things Getting Tight for Attention

Things Getting Tight for Attention

For generations, thanks to regular reminders to pay him, Attention had been doing quite well for himself. These days, though, amidst a flood of social media, smart phones, and infinite other distractions, no one’s paying Attention much – and he's be...

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Funny story: Majority of Americans Believe Whatever They Read But Fortunately They Don't Read Very Much

Majority of Americans Believe Whatever They Read But Fortunately They Don't Read Very Much

In an era of online news reporting and misinformation, a new study by the Center for Informational Integrity revealed that a disturbing 98 percent of Americans believe whatever they read, but fortunately they don't read very much. "It''s good news...

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Funny story: Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Scientists Link Youtube Political Propaganda Videos to 5 Point Drop in Average IQ of Americans

Atlanta - Scientists studying an apparent 5-point drop in the average IQ of adults in the United States, have established a connection between the fall in test results and the online and television viewing habits of those subjects. The research...

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