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Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

Funny story: Trump Appoints Head Of FBI James Comey To Supreme Court

When Rudy Giuliani heard that Donald Trump planned to appoint head of the FBI James Comey to the US Supreme Court, Giuliani went ballistic, claiming that the job was promised. Nah, Trump was reported as saying, adding that Comey gave him the White...

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Hillary Is Elected President

Funny story: Hillary Is Elected President

In a miraculous and purely patriotic act, the Electoral College, a group of officials no one has ever really seen, have decided that it would be in the best interest of the nation and the world, to dissolve their group and allow the majority of voter...

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Occupancy Rate at Trump Hotels Drops Below 25%

Funny story: Occupancy Rate at Trump Hotels Drops Below 25%

Special to TPN - A former advisor to President-elect Donald Trump has revealed that the real-estate magnate's properties have suffered in the aftermath of his presidential campaign. The advisor, Punksky Borinskovich, once Russian President Vladimir P...

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Trump Wins Bad Hombres Award

Funny story: Trump Wins Bad Hombres Award

Albuquerque, New Mexico - The Mexican-American Society (MAS) awarded GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump the "2016 Bad Hombres Award". Trump became qualified for the award when he spoke in Spanish at the last presidential debate against Hilla...

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Trump Considers Dropping Out of Race to Support Johnson

Funny story: Trump Considers Dropping Out of Race to Support Johnson

New York, NY - As the number of Republican leaders abandoning GOP nominee Donald J. Trump increases, Trump is considering exiting the presidential race and throwing his full support and resources behind Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson. The co...

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Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Funny story: Giuliani: "I'd Rather Blow Donald Trump Than F**k Hillary Clinton"

Rudy Giuliani's spirited defense of Donald Trump in the face of mounting odds against his success as a presidential candidate has caused some to question the nature of their relationship. Giuliani only raised more questions about that relationshi...

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Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

Funny story: Melania Makes Trump Sleep on the Couch

New York, NY - A livid Melania Trump is reacting to recent revelations that her husband Donald J. Trump grabs women by their genitals and kisses them. Sources state that Melania Trump now requires her husband to sleep on the living room couch at...

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Trump Explains Why He's A Genius to Lose a Billion Dollars

Funny story: Trump Explains Why He's A Genius to Lose a Billion Dollars

Cairo, IL Continuing on the campaign trail, Republican Party candidate Donald Trump said that even though he was preoccupied at the time by building beautiful buildings, hotels, casinos and other capitalist castles, he PERSONALLY did not lose any mo...

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Newest flatworm to be named after Giuliani

Funny story: Newest flatworm to be named after Giuliani

Last week, a new species of flatworm discovered in Malaysia was named after President Barack Obama as Baracktrema obamai. The scientist making this designation, Thomas R. Platt, chose Mr. Obama, a distant relative, and a person Mr. Platt admires.

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Rudolph Giuliani To Join New York City Ballet Company

Funny story: Rudolph Giuliani To Join New York City Ballet Company

Rudolph Giuliani was invited to join the New York City Ballet Company. After watching and listening to Giuliani's latest pirouette and grand jete in a desperate attempt to explain and translate Donald Trump's current misspeak: "Hillary wants to a...

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Giuliani Hopes Blathering Sideshow Racist Gig Leads To White House

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani hopes his newfound gig as a blathering far-right sideshow racist will again bring him the same popularity he experienced in the wake of 9/11, but frittered away as he encouraged our country to stay unified in...

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Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

Funny story: Nasty Brawl at Museum Dedication

After opening remarks offered by ex-NYC Mayor Rudolph Giuliani at the dedication of the National 9/11 Memorial Museum at Ground Zero in Ney York city today, pointed remarks were yelled from the "leaders section" of the museum's gallery. Seemingly tak...

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Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Funny story: Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Manhattan, NYC - Months of hush-hush talks held under cover of a Hamptons International Film Festival planning committee are about to go public with the announcement of a $20bn scheme to protect Manhattan from pernicious tidal surges. Negotiations...

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Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

Funny story: Pope put out a contract on Mayor Giuliani after Clintons clash

New York - The hit was ordered just weeks after the two-bullet 'suicide' of ex-Rose Law Firm attorney Vince Foster whose body was found in a Fort Marcy Park, Virginia car lot in 1993. This morning aides of ex-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani recalled...

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Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Lookalike Arrested At The Sochi Airport

SOCHI, Russia - Russian police have revealed that they have just arrested a man at The Sochi Airport who was claiming to be the former mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani. The man was arrested after it was learned that he was trying to enter Russ...

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John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Funny story: John Edwards auctions off his haircut to pay his legal bills; Trump, Giuliani and Gaga drive up the bidding on eBay

Former presidential candidate, senator and adulterer John Edwards is offering his famous haircut to the highest bidder. Edwards, whose 2008 presidential run ended in scandal, was widely criticized for carrying on an affair with a campaign consulta...

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Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Funny story: Shameless Democrats Kill Osama in Naked Bid for Votes

Republicans are outraged that President Obama has gotten around to killing terrorist matermind Osama bin Laden. "I'm crushed," said House Speaker John Boehner. "What are we gonna do now? After this it's gonna be a lot harder for our Tea Party friends to say Obama's a terrorist, or that he's secretly a Muslim. Who's gonna believe that nutbag shit now? A few people will say that it's a hoax, tha...

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Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Funny story: Boot in the Bum Planned for New York Mayor

Now that Mayor Mike Bloomberg is nearing the end of his eight years in office, rumor is that he's decided not to leave, although term limit laws prevent him from running for another term next year. "He's like a guest who overstays his welcome,"...

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