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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.

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Funny story: Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

Republican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud

The Republican Party is dumping big bucks into the Trump kids' pockets to investigate whether or not there was any voter fraud in the 2020 election. And how do you think that’s going to go? Eric Trump will do the numbers, yeah. Ivanka will give d…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo

Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…

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Funny story: Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani wearing no pants is picked up by police in Central Park; says he "forgot"

Rudy Giuliani wearing no pants is picked up by police in Central Park; says he "forgot"

Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was picked up by metro police at 6:30 am this morning in Central Park after several complaints. Guiliani wore a very nice suit jacket, starched white shirt and a sharp red tie, but no pants. When questioned by polic…

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Funny story: Andrew Giuliani deciding whether to run for office or go live in the jungle

Andrew Giuliani deciding whether to run for office or go live in the jungle

At a press conference yesterday, Andrew Giuliani, son of the illustrious ex-mayor and arch villain Rudy, announced that he may run for governor of New York in the upcoming election. But the Son of Rudy added he has not made up his mind yet. He then e…

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Funny story: Russia’s Official News Agency Reveals That Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Matt Gaetz Have Begged Russian President Putin To Grant Them Asylum

Russia’s Official News Agency Reveals That Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Matt Gaetz Have Begged Russian President Putin To Grant Them Asylum

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Russia’s official news agency The Kremlin Voice, has just announced that President Vladimir Putin has divulged that he has received a certified letter signed by Trump, Giuliani, and Gaetz begging him to grant them asylum.

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Funny story: What’s up with Rudy Giuliani's head? Somebody please help!

What’s up with Rudy Giuliani's head? Somebody please help!

Many people have been asking the question but no answer is yet forthcoming: Is there something wrong with Rudy Giuliani’s head? If the answer somehow happens to be “No”, you’d need to rephrase the question to something like: What in the HELL is w…

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Funny story: Giuliani’s Office And Manhattan Apartment Raided

Giuliani’s Office And Manhattan Apartment Raided

Just when you thought you heard the last of Rudolph Giuliani, the world presents an encore. The press conference in front of The Four Seasons Funeral Home for the Trump campaign (in full view of the sex toy store across the street) should have bu…

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Funny story: Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Trump Expresses Support for Cuomo

Former President Donald Trump unexpectedly expressed his support for the beleaguered New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, and urged his followers to do likewise. In a long, disjointed rant, Trump made the following observations: “He [Cuomo] didn’t do…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Admits That Donald Trump Borrowed $27.7 Million From Russian President Vladimir Putin

Rudy Giuliani Admits That Donald Trump Borrowed $27.7 Million From Russian President Vladimir Putin

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Trump’s ex-lawyer and now ex-friend, has informed the news media that the disgraced president borrowed $27.7 million from the Russian president. Giuliani is facing up to 41 years in prison for countless charges, ranging…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Admits That Trump Did Not Have The Coronavirus – It Was Just a Ploy to Get People To Feel Sorry For Him

Rudy Giuliani Admits That Trump Did Not Have The Coronavirus – It Was Just a Ploy to Get People To Feel Sorry For Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has confirmed Rudy Giuliani’s story that Trump actually faked having the COVID-19 virus. Old Bug-Eyed Rudy told BBN that he, Ted Cruz, and Sara “Sponge Cake” Huckabee Sanders concocted the whole d…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Baltimore’s Eye-Spectator Channel 69, is reporting that security cameras caught an ugly-as-hell woman carrying a paint gun and a bag of thumb tacks, working her way into the Senate chamber on January 6. Upon clos…

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Funny story: Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

Where the Wild Things Were (or, Ted Cruz’s Attempted Coup)

(With apologies to Maurice Sendak) The year Ted went to Congress and made mischief of one kind and another, Ben Sasse called him "CHILD THING!" and Ted said "I’LL OVERTURN A DEMOCRATIC AND FAIR ELECTION!” So he stomped off to the Senate chamber to…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Become One Big Orange Ball of Stress

President Trump Has Become One Big Orange Ball of Stress

LOOSE WOMAN, Georgia – (Satire News) – President Trump, desperate to rake in even more money, spoke before a crowd of 1.3 million maskless supporters (his estimate), in Loose Woman, Georgia. Trump opened up with blatant lie after blatant lie, stat…

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Funny story: Texts To Tittle Tattle Tonight - (12/4/20)

Texts To Tittle Tattle Tonight - (12/4/20)

DONALD TRUMP, KAYLEIGH McENANY, MELANIA TRUMP, RUDY GIULIANI Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – Stop referring to me as #Loser. I mean it. I really, really mean it! -Donald Trump Your president (at least until 1/20/21) Dear Donald – Shut the fuck…

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Funny story: Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Ducks demand recount as 2020 Election for New Zealand Bird of the Year plagued by mail-in fraud voting.

Evidence of election rigging has roiled New Zealand's "Bird of the Year" competition after a case of ballot-box stuffing has threatened to derail avian democracy. Suspicion began when organizers received more than 1,500 votes sent from the same em…

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