Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign
Hungary's quiet arrival into the European Union has given way to a blazing row after the Magyars declared 'marijuana is good for you' in a bold bid to boost tax revenue. The country's new approach to 'soft drugs', however, has met hard line opposi...
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Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote
In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...
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You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?
London - Preposterous New Labour apparatchick (sic) Barrenness Ashton thinks she's a general fighting some sort of holy Blairite war. At NATO HQ in Brussels intelligence chiefs have laughed themselves silly at news of an Irish Republican Army ploy...
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China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting
China has lodged a 'velly strong protest' against France over Saturday's ultra-secret meeting in Poland between the French president Nicknack Teakozy and the Dalai Lama. Beijing's Deputy Foreign Minister, FeFi Fo Fum, summoned the French ambassad...
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And Yet Again, Another European War
Not again! Holy fuck, Europe, will you please stop! The world got sucked into two of your major wars, plus a few smaller hellish nightmares … when we you people move? You’re becoming neighbors who won’t turn down your radios after ten o’clock – m…
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EU Bans Selling Eggs by the Dozen
UK consumers are no longer allowed to buy eggs by the dozen under new laws implemented by the EU. Eggs, fruit, bread, rolls donuts, crumpets and other products must be sold by weight instead of by number. England has been exempt from this confusing...
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Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame
The EU Finally Sends Aid To Ukraine - Wine (Get Russians Drunk), Bratwurst and Cheese
Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!
Britain Moves To Distance Itself From Europe
E.U. Agrees On Common Approach to Libya
EU to Launch Social Network for Refugees
EU voting turnout disturbing
Britain's "Great" Heritage Under Threat From European Interference
EU Considering Kangaroo Meat Ban
EU brings in controversial tax for Russian tourists – they’ll have to pay an extra 1 euro for towels on EU beaches (but this won’t apply to online orders)
United States - A Retarded Bully
Posthoorn Interview no. 2: Is Tom first 'Brexit prepper'?
The Secret Sadness Behind Jedward's Great Eurovision Song Contest Success
Friends of Jedward have tonight revealed that the fantastic duo's fabulous Eurovision song contest success has been overshadowed by a secret family sadness that not even their publicity machine will talk about. This secret tragedy happened almo...
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EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport
Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...
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Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!
Traffic was snarled for hours as millions of Frogs packed up and crossed the road in Langadas in a mad dash for the coast and hopes to return home to France after Greece announced all benefits would be cut! The Bankrupt country, known to be adver...
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Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!
In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
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Greece Economy Saved by Oil
Still debating whether or not to financially exclude Greece from the European monetary standard, Western European countries were pleased to hear that Greece had found a way to answer its financial troubles with newly found oil resources. Proposed...
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The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union
Following a hotly contested statewide referendum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a margin of over eighty-six percent, had voted to secede from t...
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Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies
Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...
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William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris
William Hague is to meet with his European counterparts in January, to discuss the state of the Euro currency. Mr Hague commented: "It seems I have to go to a Paris hotel-room soon, for a meeting with the European heads of state, something to do w...
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Quentin Kelp MP - Leaks and Red Curtains
Dear Constituents I have had a very busy week trying to find reasons not to stay in the house. This is partly due to trying to avoid my wife who is constantly asking when we intend to go and visit her mother in Macclesfield. Apparently (quote): "September is nearly on us, autumn is around the corner, the schools will be going back, half term will soon be upon us, Guy Fawkes night is waitin...
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Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!
With the mid term elections results all but confirmed, and the GOP taking back Congress, making significant gains in the Senate and in the process halting the advancement of the Obama takeover, several left leaning progressive liberal states have s...
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Merkel in name search for German Empire
BERLIN - Anonymous sources close to Merkel report that she is brow-beating her staff for the correct word to describe what she wants to call the "Even More Unified European Union". The penalty for being politically incorrect in word choice is un...
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Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign
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EU's Bird Flu Solution
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EU Sets Health & Safety Guidelines for Illegal Immigration Transport
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China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting
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Austerity Program in Greece Working: Millions of Frogs Block Traffic Crossing Road Trying to Leave Country!
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EU Bans Selling Eggs by the Dozen
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Election Returns Confirms California, Massachusetts, NY, & Nevada Pledge To Join EU!
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You And Whose Army, Baroness Ashton?
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Quentin Kelp MP - Leaks and Red Curtains
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Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies
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You Do Have To Be Mad To Work Here
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EU Vagina Tax
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Greece Economy Saved by Oil
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Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!
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The Secret Sadness Behind Jedward's Great Eurovision Song Contest Success
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William Hague to meet Euro counterparts in Paris
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Merkel in name search for German Empire
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The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union
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Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote
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And Yet Again, Another European War
