Funny story - EU brings in controversial tax for Russian tourists – they’ll have to pay an extra 1 euro for towels on EU beaches (but this won’t apply to online orders)

EU brings in controversial tax for Russian tourists – they’ll have to pay an extra 1 euro for towels on EU beaches (but this won’t apply to online orders)

The EU celebrated unanimity in their latest bid to punish Russia for invading Ukraine. Russian tourists will have to pay a surcharge of 1 euro each when visiting EU beaches. The EU had wanted to ban Russian tourists completely but Turkish President E…

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Funny story - The EU Finally Sends Aid To Ukraine - Wine (Get Russians Drunk), Bratwurst and Cheese

The EU Finally Sends Aid To Ukraine - Wine (Get Russians Drunk), Bratwurst and Cheese

Germany got rid of all its leftover World War Two tanks and aircraft - "that is all we could spare - we don't want Putin mad at us", a spokesman said. The Germans threw in 10 truckloads of Bratwurst, out of guilt. France sent a tanker loaded…

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Funny story - Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

With politics and fairy tales converging ever faster, it was announced today that Brexit negotiations with the EU are to be held in Disneyland. Meetings will be chaired by the Mad Hatter, with the Seven Dwarfs taking minutes in rotation. Dopey will b...

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Funny story - Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Funny story - Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom. Johnso…

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Funny story - British Carrots Grown in Spain found on a Tesco shelf!

British Carrots Grown in Spain found on a Tesco shelf!

(NOT EDITED) With a majestic trade deal organised by the one and only mega hypocrite, Boris Johnson, of course, kicking in from January 2021, supermarkets have been gearing up their efforts to convince Brexiteers that only British products are accept…

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Funny story - Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Hungary's quiet arrival into the European Union has given way to a blazing row after the Magyars declared 'marijuana is good for you' in a bold bid to boost tax revenue. The country's new approach to 'soft drugs', however, has met hard line opposi...

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Funny story - Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Cyprus Banks Take Back Toasters, Ruin Breakfast

Nicosia, Cyprus - The shiny toasters that bank customers received for opening new accounts are being confiscated by the financial institutions that gifted them. Objective: to help ease this country's multibillion euro debt crisis. "No, this is not...

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Funny story - Little Chef Boss Sees Brexit Dividend from No Deal Chaos

Little Chef Boss Sees Brexit Dividend from No Deal Chaos

Little Chef chairman, ardent Brexiteer, Conservative party donor, tax exile and fast food entrepreneur, Sir Tom Arto-Ketchup spoke out today about his hopes for a Brexit Dividend as a result of a no deal Brexit and Operation Stack bringing the roads...

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Funny story - UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

That model of integrity and honour, paragon of virtue, Boris Johnson, has expressed amazement at the EU's reaction to him wishing to renege on the withdrawal agreement he signed in January. "What a kerfuffle," began the Prime Minister, forcing EU…

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Funny story - Cameron Threatens To Nut Sarkozy Over EU Snub - 'Bah Humbug! Bring It On!' Says Diminutive Frenchman

Cameron Threatens To Nut Sarkozy Over EU Snub - 'Bah Humbug! Bring It On!' Says Diminutive Frenchman

A furious David Cameron, allegedly this evening threatened to head-butt French President Sarkozy, following the much reported incident where Sarkozy snubbed the PM as he vetoed an EU motion, and basically told Germany and France that if they wanted t...

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Funny story - German E.coli Invade Poland - France Next!

German E.coli Invade Poland - France Next!

Officials in European capitols are in a near panic today as German E.coli have crossed the border into Poland in an sudden and unprovoked attack. "Nearly every toilet in the country has been destroyed," said Alphonsus Liguori, a plumber in Warsaw...

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Funny story - Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...

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Funny story - Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

Stocks Surge on World's Clean Slate

NEW YORK, New York - U.S. and European stocks advanced as world leaders decided on Monday to cancel all world debts to start economies over with a clean slate. The concept of countries cancelling their world debt has been popular among those who s...

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Funny story - Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Wetherspoon's Profits Plunge by 19%: "Nothing to do with Brexit"

Profits at old gits pub chain JD Wetherspoon fell 19% in the six months to the end of January. Wetherspoon's weirdo chairman, Brexit cheerleader Tim Martin, the last living proponent of the mullet, hairstyle of the gods, immediately announced that it...

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Funny story - Funny Money

Funny Money

The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee have said that the Brexit Party will have to return any money it can’t account for, forcing Brexiteers to once again become “up in arms”. It’s been quite tiring for Brexiteers as they are forced to be o...

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Funny story - Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Annoyed Someone? Get Ready To Be Punched!

Have you ever been in the pub and the man next to you, who you don't know, starts a conversation? You only went in to get away from the wife or to avoid doing that DIY job she's been pestering you about. A quiet uninterrupted pint is what's requi...

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Funny story - Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Rome - The most famous video game character the world has ever known has been appointed prime minister of Italy. In the latest attempt to get Italy's debt crisis under control, Nintendo's Mario has been put in charge of Europe's third-largest economy...

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Funny story - Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...

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Funny story - Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling MEP's Look Set To Cancel Christmas

Meddling Brussels MEP's have astonished all of Europe by suggesting that in future the future Christmas will be decided by a referendum in the coming years.

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