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Funny story: Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

The people of Northern Ireland have been stuffed again. From the end of June there will be a ban on British sausages being imported there. Thanks to Boris Johnson's Northern Ireland protocol, there is now a customs borders down the Irish Sea separ…

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Funny story: EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

EU cheese suppliers boycott Nr 10!

(NOT EDITED) As a result of a certain referendum, which has caused economic chaos in the UK, EU cheese producers have decided to 'twist the knife into the wound' even further by boycotting Nr 10 Downing Street. Very cheesy PM, Boris Johnson, a hug…

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Funny story: English lobsters demand new Brexit referendum!

English lobsters demand new Brexit referendum!

(NOT EDITED) English lobsters caught in EU waters are now being returned to the UK and, instead of being directly boiled alive in French or German cooking pots, are now rotting in chilled trailers stuck in traffic jams waiting for customs clearance!…

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Funny story: Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…

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Funny story: Bald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!

Bald-Headed Mad-Englishman shaves his head in Germany!

(NOT EDITED) In an unprecedented show of solidarity to the EU, a Mad Dog of an Englishman, residing in Germany, decided to remove all signs of UK nationality from his body and wardrobe! Ten pairs of Union Jack printed underpants, swimming trunks a…

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Funny story: Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

After years of negotiation, the UK finally agreed post-Brexit trade arrangements with the EU this week. Prime Minister Boris Johnson boasted that he had secured the best possible deal. He said, "We have successfully negotiated access to the Europe…

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Funny story: British Carrots Grown in Spain found on a Tesco shelf!

British Carrots Grown in Spain found on a Tesco shelf!

(NOT EDITED) With a majestic trade deal organised by the one and only mega hypocrite, Boris Johnson, of course, kicking in from January 2021, supermarkets have been gearing up their efforts to convince Brexiteers that only British products are accept…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom. Johnso…

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Funny story: No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…

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Funny story: UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

That model of integrity and honour, paragon of virtue, Boris Johnson, has expressed amazement at the EU's reaction to him wishing to renege on the withdrawal agreement he signed in January. "What a kerfuffle," began the Prime Minister, forcing EU…

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Funny story: Delia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth

Delia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth

Celebrity cookstress Delia Smith might not be the most likely candidate to put people straight about the political issues of the day, but she's been speaking on the subject of Britain's exit from the European Union this week, and she might just make…

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Funny story: Man Considering Going To Live In Greece

Man Considering Going To Live In Greece

A man who is no stranger to living in 'foreign parts' is mulling over his future this evening, after reading about just how easy it would be to relocate to the European paradise of Greece. Once the world centre of art, culture, and philosophical t...

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Funny story: China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

China asks if some of its population can stand in Europe to comply with social distancing rules

The Beijing government has politely requested EU leaders if some of its population can stand in Europe to obey social distancing rules. Social distancing rules require people to keep a distance of at least 2 metres away from one another, to avoid the...

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Funny story: Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Severe weather warnings across Europe have been issued, after high winds were spotted spiralling across the English Channel towards the continent. A weather watcher on the cliffs of Dover said he was able to make out a giant face in the swirling air,...

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Funny story: London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...

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Funny story: Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...

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Funny story: Ready To Rumble

Ready To Rumble

The UK's Brexit negotiator is in the EU for talks today, and has said “progress has been made”. Which will be music to the ears of many Brits who are living with the looming shadow of Brexit uncertainty blocking out their personal sun. A gover...

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