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Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Funny story: Bozo Johnson to Get Divorced After Stormy Daniels Affair

Failed ex-foreign secretary Bozo Johnson and his wife Marina Wheeler have confirmed they have separated after newspaper allegations of Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair, this time with American porn star Stormy Daniels. In a joint...

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It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Funny story: It's Back! The Monobrow Leaves Men Gasping for it and more...

Comely adult film star Felicity Fellatio admitted today that following rave reviews for her new look, she no longer resorted to electrolysis, plucking, shaving, creams or any form of depilation and claimed that men are loving it. Felicity spoke ex...

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Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

Funny story: Peter Pan Turns Out To be A Whore

In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...

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Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

Funny story: Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...

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Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden Says That The Story About Him and Porn Star Pretzel Garibaldi Is Positively False, False, False

TOPEKA, Kansas - Vice-President Joe Biden traveled to Topeka, Kansas to speak at a convention of The Retired Hay Stackers of Kansas. After talking to the estimated 217 retirees, he was asked by one of the press members about the rumor that he and...

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Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

Funny story: Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

New York- A former Port Authority official at the center of the George Washington Bridgegate scandal today called Gov. Chris Christie's a liar. "He knew about the closure of entrance ramps to the bridge which caused massive traffic jams." "Hell,...

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Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

Funny story: Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik...

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Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

Funny story: Fears for U.S. Economy as Porn Industry droops again Resistance to Viaggro blamed

The US porn industry is to shut down again after another artist tested positive for Erectile Dysfunction it has been revealed. The move has reignited the debate over the use of Viaggro in adult movies. Digby Drake, of industry trade group the Fre...

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Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...

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Wolfie Smith Returns to Tooting in Balham Film Director's New Release

Funny story: Wolfie Smith Returns to Tooting in Balham Film Director's New Release

In recent years he has been derided for incomprehensible plots, wooden dialogue, cheap sets, plagiarism, sloppy editing, an over reliance on using south London locations, use of the casting couch and gratuitous sex, but the enfant terrible of the Bal...

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Lights, Camera, Action: South London Film Director to Remake Classic

Funny story: Lights, Camera, Action: South London Film Director to Remake Classic

It may not have the same ring about it and might be a surprising choice of title but Tooting film director and auteur J. Arthur Rancour is convinced that his new film will be a resounding success. The long awaited "Last Exit to Balham" is currentl...

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Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

Funny story: Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...

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University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

PROVIDENCE, RI - "If you do something you love, you will never work another day in your life." Said sexual education professor Nikki Nova in her new office at Brown University. A former professional entertainer herself, Nova realized that many more...

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Prince Harry To Appear In The Spy Porn Film The Red Star Diaries

Funny story: Prince Harry To Appear In The Spy Porn Film The Red Star Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures is currently in talks to sign England's Prince Harry to appear in the motion picture The Red Star Diaries. The porn film will be directed by Gunther Krottentokker and will...

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The "Queen of Porn Films" Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney

SAN FRANCISCO - The woman who is considered to be "The Queen of Porn" was sitting in a booth at San Francisco's infamous Booby Trap Strip Lounge. Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 porn films, including www.GSpot.hot, iBox, and Cinderella's Sa...

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Sex, Lies and Inquiries...and Inquiries

Funny story: Sex, Lies and Inquiries...and Inquiries

An inquiry will be held into the banking scandal after an inquiry into whether or not an inquiry would be necessary found that an inquiry is necessary. The prime minister and Conservative party want a Parliament-led inquiry while Labour have enquired...

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Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Riding hard on the publicity surrounding a supposed life ending blast of plasma-like material from the sun, adult film producer George Mucous has signed film legend, Ron Jeremy to star in his new space fantasy film, "Coronal Mass Ejection". Jeremy...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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