Elon Musk’s ego has inflated to epic proportions since he banned journalists from Twitter. Money and power corrupts, so Elon is doing what the governments of Britain and the USA are doing in relation to Julian Assange. Freedom of speech? Nein, He…
Stormy Daniels says she’ll sleep with whoever is the next president, even if he’s already married. If it’s a woman prez? Not a problem, Stormy has done tons of lesbian porn, and loves it all! She wants to be First Lady. Stormy said, in an intervie…
Are you ready to PARTY! Let’s get this party started right! Ah yeah, all you cats and kittens, ready to climb outa your litter boxes, throw those masks away, tell the leaders of the world to suck it – it’s time to get funky! And where is the be…
Ex-partners across the country are now following what government ministers do by poking their noses around in things that don't concern them. Former Prime Minister John Major has started the trend, by stating his opinion on the conservative party, a…
The Whippet and Farrow pub was the site of some consternation today as Darts Player Ernie Heckingthwaite and Tiddlywinks player Sidney 'The Tinker' Davies couldn't tell the difference between Gavin Williamson, and that other bloke. 'Imagine my sur…
Following England's footballing defeat at the hands of Italy, a number of politicians and celebrities have jumped in saying that there is absolutely no need to abuse the players. Despite having a track record of saying things that are off-colour,…
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) - Polls taken by two local newspapers show that Senator Stephanie St. Aspen, 27, will have no problem whatsoever in keeping her state senate seat (no pun intended). One Florida newspaper shows the senator…
Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…
Thanks, Nick. First, I’d like to say that we made this clear in our manifesto. Quite clear. In fact, so clear, you can see right through it. We said that we would look into the situation, from our point of view, and roll out a number of initiativ…
Breaking a month-long silence, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden formally addressed allegations that he sexually assaulted former Senate aide, Tara Reade, in 1993, convincingly denying that he had any memory of pinning Reade again...
AUSTIN, TEXAS - The Illuminati are giving up on "Political Intrigue", because they are sick and tired of the "f*cking incompetence" which is rampant among ALL politicians. Keeping their focus on control of the Financial Markets, the Banks, and Invest...
According to the major Gallup poll, Giddyup, most Americans feel they will be screwed, regardless of who wins the presidency. The results are as follows: 65 percent of Americans believe the country will be screwed, regardless of who is president,...
Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...
It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...
When it comes to climate change, burgers are not the problem, and government is the solution, is the takeaway message of climate journalist Daniel Hill''s new book, The Unpalatable Planet: A Story Of The Future. It is a message that Americans fina...
When President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to "drain the swamp" in Washington, DC, the enormous steel mesh utilized to capture the tons of political debris revealed the usual suspects: a rigged political system, lobbyists buying influence an...
Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...
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