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A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

Funny story: A 'Drained Swamp' Nets Surprising Results

When President Trump fulfilled his campaign promise to "drain the swamp" in Washington, DC, the enormous steel mesh utilized to capture the tons of political debris revealed the usual suspects: a rigged political system, lobbyists buying influence an...

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Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Funny story: Bad Boys of Politics Release Musical Album

Shocking and awing both political and musical worlds, Kim Jong Un, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, and Donald Trump have joined forces to sing songs of love and paeans to their political ideologies. Calling themselves the Bad Hair Boys because Insan...

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Farage and Assange: Ode to heartbreaking loyalty

Julian Assange and Nigel Farage Just the two of them, no entourage. A clandestine rendezvous on a spring morning, Unexpected, rushed, without warning. Secrets shared in breathless whispers, Poignant comradeship, laughter, tears. Half -spoken words, a pat on the back Subtle handshake, a knowing smile. Good old Nigel, a faithful mate. He will stand by you, Julian. Have faith!...

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Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Funny story: Chimpanzee protest groups growing after being compared to Trump

Renowned anthropologist Jane Goodall recently noted that Trump's campaign behavior reminds her of chimpanzees "and their dominance rituals." Males seeking to dominate, according to Ms. Goodall, put on displays such as making a lot of noise, includ...

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Should Elected Politicians Be Addressed as THE HONORABLE?

Funny story: Should Elected Politicians Be Addressed as THE HONORABLE?

No, no, a thousand times NO! Too many of them are total scumbags -- treating their spouses and/or partners like dirt, accepting and/or making illegal bribes, appropriating campaign cash for their own use, not keeping their campaign promises, etc. When I was in grammar school, we practiced writing letters to elected public officials and were always instructed to address them as THE HONORABLE...

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Search for honest Aussie politicians is complete

A two year investigation into the integrity of Australian Federal politicians identified one non-dodgy member of parliament. Headed up by Professor Wayne Brown-Cardigan, the Parliamentary Investigation analysed the behaviours of all 226 politicians i...

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Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

Funny story: Cameron proves what we all know, politicians are full of crap!

UK slimy PM, David Cameron, has done a grand job and played a leading role in proving to the world what it already knew, polticians are full of crap! Just 3 months ago, April 30th to be precise, in a pre-election question and answer show on Brit T...

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TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...

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John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU. But for some reason his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly centre-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. For some inexplicable reason, the notable public figure in question is straying into the kind of long-winded verbo...

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'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

Funny story: 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates

New York -- Now that the carriage horses are on the run, activists are taking aim on another group of animals that need to be rescued from Central Park. A study by the nonexistent grassroots group Animal Advocates has found that the privacy right...

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"Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

Funny story: "Bullied at school" politicians using schoolyard insults on Farage.

Due to Nigel Farage rejecting a running spot for the vacant MP role of Newark, previously bullied politicians across the country are cracking out primary school insults to disparage the leader of the UKIP party. Politicians who have never been abl...

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Al Gore Was Right

Funny story: Al Gore Was Right

Speaking of extremely frigid temperatures this winter and early spring, in certain parts of the U.S., Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) said, "It's cold. Al Gore told me this wouldn't Happen. Global warming obviously is a farce." Senator Cruz said this to...

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Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

Funny story: Chicago Woman Sues Politicians Over Her Dead Husbands 15 Votes

According to poll records Henry "Harry" Adcock voted 15 times in 15 different precincts the last Presidential election but not only was this illegal, it is especially illegal when Harry has been dead for ten years. "Someone inside sent me a messag...

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Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Funny story: Politicians do three ring Circus Circus plus sanctions poker and whirling dwarfs

Named after a famous Las Vegas casino, this new political show is now open and selling tickets for the global stage. The show is vibrant and full of drama. Cries of "Bravo! Bravo!" fill The Big Top. Would-be president Hillary Clinton stuns on t...

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Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...

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Talking Points should be delivered to Empty Rooms, Politicians and Journalists Agree

Funny story: Talking Points should be delivered to Empty Rooms, Politicians and Journalists Agree

Dateline: WASHINGTON-At an unprecedented conference yesterday on relations between journalism and democratic government, Washington correspondents together with congressional leaders and the President reached an understanding about their public c...

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Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

Funny story: Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

After Freshman Congressman Trey Radel of Florida was arrested for possession of cocaine in Washington, D.C. and him admitting he is an alcoholic and pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, the President has ordered a new prison built just for crooke...

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Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Funny story: Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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