Trump's Political Election Fraud Fund Pays $500,000 to Ivanka's Dress Designer

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 6 August 2022

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Ivanka just can't go about in Rags, or old outfits.

Trumps' curvaceous young blonde spokeswoman at Mar a Lago - (with what looked like a handprint on the rear of her white dress) - responded to criticisms of political money being spent on Ivanka's dresses - (a possible crime).

A $200 million Election Fraud Fund - set up to find Election Fraud - (and funded by Supporters) - spent money on Ivanka's wardrobe.

“She is testifying in Congress and New York City about Election Fraud, poor girl,” said the spokeswoman, “and has Nothing to wear to these hearings. She just can't go about in Rags, or old outfits.”

Accordingly, on an emergency, one time basis, the Fund - (basically her father) - gave her dress designer $500,000 to do a whole Election fraud collection for Ivanka to wear. Dresses, shoes, hats, and a red mink MAGA stole - made from animals her brother had shot. It is obviously business related.

She is going to be the Best Dressed Election Fraud testifier out there.

Trump sets the Republican men's style example with his Pink ties - and Ivanka will set an example for the ladies with her MAGA mink stole.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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