Impending Trump Arrest?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 5 August 2022

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"But I'm mathematically deficient and totally innocent."

Impending Trump arrest? The first question is: For which crime?

1. Defrauding a number of his attorneys for non-payment of legal fees. That charge could be a class action, as the number of attorneys stiffed by Trump may be more than 5. Possibly 50.

Representing Trump, Attorney John Eastman insisted and still insists Trump has a path back into the White House and he (Eastman) can still overturn the 2020 election.

President Biden may disagree.

Eastman says the door is still open. And also, could Trump please pay him the $250,000 he is owed for past services?

Trump's reply appears to be, "Sure. When I'm back in the White House."

2. Causing an insurrection. Insurrection is the sanitized word for a sore loser's coup. Trump recently discovered that the word coup is not spelled coo. "Well, why not?" he asked.

3. Calling for the murder of his Vice President Mike Pence. Trump defended himself, saying that he, Trump, never told his January 6th supporters, (all good people) to go out and hang Mike Pence. Maybe he hinted that it was a good idea. But ideas are never criminal. Ideas are positive thoughts, cheerful, and generous.

4. Fudging on his tax returns. Trump on Trump's defense. He always left the numbers to his accountant. Never could add, subtract, multiply or divide. He just built buildings. Straight up. Below cost. Numbers? You can't arrest me for being mathematical deficient.

5. Selling out to Putin. Putin is an old friend. Nothing more. Putin isn't blackmailing Trump about some pee-tapes. The pee-tapes never happened. Also, Putin never fixed the 2016 election, regardless of what 7 U.S. Security Agencies claim.

So, he, Trump, could never be arrested and would prove it as soon as Eastman and Giuliani get him back into the White House.

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