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Funny story: Trump's Political Election Fraud Fund Pays $500,000 to Ivanka's Dress Designer

Trump's Political Election Fraud Fund Pays $500,000 to Ivanka's Dress Designer

Trumps' curvaceous young blonde spokeswoman at Mar a Lago - (with what looked like a handprint on the rear of her white dress) - responded to criticisms of political money being spent on Ivanka's dresses - (a possible crime). A $200 million Elect…

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Funny story: Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

Texas/Florida to do Total Ban on Women Wearing Tight Yoga Pants - Too Much Ass

A spokesman for Texas governor Greg Abbot: These Hindu or Muslin yoga pants are not Christian clothing. They are grooming American women to go to those foreign religions. More and more American people are leaving Christianity for these two religi…

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Funny story: Favourite T Shirt knows his days are numbered

Favourite T Shirt knows his days are numbered

Gavin Williamson, an eleven-year-old T-shirt, emblazoned with the name of a long-forgotten Indie band knows that his days are numbered. 'Yes,' said the forlorn piece of clothing. 'My best days are behind me. My owner used to wear me all of the tim…

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Funny story: J.Lo’s New, Sexy La Latina Short Shorts Are Selling Like Hot Tamales!

J.Lo’s New, Sexy La Latina Short Shorts Are Selling Like Hot Tamales!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez has just hit a gold mine with her brand new La Latina Short Shorts collection. Miss Lopez admitted that her short shorts line was inspired by Catherine Bach’s original Daisy Duke short shorts line, wh…

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Funny story: Ever wonder why golfers dress like amateur clowns? Here you go!

Ever wonder why golfers dress like amateur clowns? Here you go!

In the 1880’s, Jefferson Howard was the 42-year-old son of a freedman who had made a name for himself as a chic fashion designer among the well-to-do. Jefferson was a good-natured soul, grateful for his station in life. He had established himself as…

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Funny story: West Virginia Outlaws Ass Cheek-Showing Short Shorts

West Virginia Outlaws Ass Cheek-Showing Short Shorts

CHARLESTON, West Virginia – (Satire News) – The West Virginia Puritan Association is bragging about the fact that they have finally been successful in getting the West Virginia legislature to ban ass cheek-showing short shorts. WVPA Assistant Vice…

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Funny story: Woman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark

Woman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark

Fashions are different the world over, and it's a widely-used saying that "it wouldn't do for us all to look the same", but there are limits, and the way one woman was attired at the weekend left a man who saw her thinking that she might have got dre…

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Funny story: Socks Were Just Left On Floor!

Socks Were Just Left On Floor!

It's been reported in the last few minutes that a pair of socks that were worn yesterday, have been found this morning, discarded on the floor of a home in East Yorkshire. Another sock, without its partner, was slung nearby. The socks belonged...

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Funny story: Label Was In The Wrong Place

Label Was In The Wrong Place

We're constantly reminded that, "to err, is human", but humans weren't to blame for one blunder - in manufacturing - this week, when a label was afixed to the outside of a pair of children's shorts, instead of the inside! The extraordinary gaffe w...

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Funny story: Holy Kit! Wacky Robes Raise Pope Fears

Holy Kit! Wacky Robes Raise Pope Fears

CONCERNS are growing for the mental health of the Pope, following his latest bizarre address to the pigeons in St Peter's Square. The virtually empty square, normally crowded by thousands of worshippers, has been witness to previous masses with th...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

It's a very big responsibility being the captain of any football team, and Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, set out as he meant to go on yesterday, after he found the captain's armband was not to his liking - he went out and bought...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

While some of her coworkers might give her odd looks when she shows up in a fitted blouse and business skirt on casual Fridays at the office, Lara Revolinski has a plan in mind. "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," is the motto adop...

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Funny story: Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

There were flashbacks to the 1980s aplenty amongst shoppers in the East Yorkshire city of Hull this week, when an otherwise nondescript man was spotted in the city centre wearing a bum bag. The bum bag was at the zenith of its popularity in the la...

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Funny story: No Comment from Coworkers as New York Man Continues to Wear Same Outfit to Work Every Day for Three Weeks and Counting

No Comment from Coworkers as New York Man Continues to Wear Same Outfit to Work Every Day for Three Weeks and Counting

Broke, not a big shopper, and having recently gained some weight following a difficult divorce, technical support specialist Jim Belmont of New York City has been wearing the same long-sleeved, pastel-colored button-down shirt and nondescript gray tr...

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Funny story: Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

A man walking around a city center shopping district saw a shirt he really liked in a shop window display, but hesitated to go in and buy it when he realized it was a charity shop. Myke Woodson, 53, was browsing in Hull when he happened to notice...

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Funny story: Man Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish

Man Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish

A man has confessed that he loves his wife so very much, that he doesn't have the heart to tell her that her new dress, which she adores, and wears at every opportunity, is so profoundly garish, he almost vomits every time he sees it. The dress, a...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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