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Funny story: Woman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark

Woman Looked As If She'd Got Dressed In The Dark

Fashions are different the world over, and it's a widely-used saying that "it wouldn't do for us all to look the same", but there are limits, and the way one woman was attired at the weekend left a man who saw her thinking that she might have got dre…

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Funny story: Socks Were Just Left On Floor!

Socks Were Just Left On Floor!

It's been reported in the last few minutes that a pair of socks that were worn yesterday, have been found this morning, discarded on the floor of a home in East Yorkshire. Another sock, without its partner, was slung nearby. The socks belonged...

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Funny story: Label Was In The Wrong Place

Label Was In The Wrong Place

We're constantly reminded that, "to err, is human", but humans weren't to blame for one blunder - in manufacturing - this week, when a label was afixed to the outside of a pair of children's shorts, instead of the inside! The extraordinary gaffe w...

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Funny story: Holy Kit! Wacky Robes Raise Pope Fears

Holy Kit! Wacky Robes Raise Pope Fears

CONCERNS are growing for the mental health of the Pope, following his latest bizarre address to the pigeons in St Peter's Square. The virtually empty square, normally crowded by thousands of worshippers, has been witness to previous masses with th...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

It's a very big responsibility being the captain of any football team, and Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, set out as he meant to go on yesterday, after he found the captain's armband was not to his liking - he went out and bought...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

Nashville Woman Dresses to Impress on Casual Fridays

While some of her coworkers might give her odd looks when she shows up in a fitted blouse and business skirt on casual Fridays at the office, Lara Revolinski has a plan in mind. "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have," is the motto adop...

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Funny story: Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

There were flashbacks to the 1980s aplenty amongst shoppers in the East Yorkshire city of Hull this week, when an otherwise nondescript man was spotted in the city centre wearing a bum bag. The bum bag was at the zenith of its popularity in the la...

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Funny story: No Comment from Coworkers as New York Man Continues to Wear Same Outfit to Work Every Day for Three Weeks and Counting

No Comment from Coworkers as New York Man Continues to Wear Same Outfit to Work Every Day for Three Weeks and Counting

Broke, not a big shopper, and having recently gained some weight following a difficult divorce, technical support specialist Jim Belmont of New York City has been wearing the same long-sleeved, pastel-colored button-down shirt and nondescript gray tr...

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Funny story: Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

Man Saw Shirt He Quite Liked In Charity Shop Window

A man walking around a city center shopping district saw a shirt he really liked in a shop window display, but hesitated to go in and buy it when he realized it was a charity shop. Myke Woodson, 53, was browsing in Hull when he happened to notice...

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Funny story: Man Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish

Man Loves His Wife So Much, He Hasn't Got The Heart To Tell Her That Her Dress Is Absolutely Fucking Garish

A man has confessed that he loves his wife so very much, that he doesn't have the heart to tell her that her new dress, which she adores, and wears at every opportunity, is so profoundly garish, he almost vomits every time he sees it. The dress, a...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Man Spotted Lad Wearing Fake Adidas Trainers

Not all of us can afford the best in clothing and shoes, and often, we have to make do with cheaper substitutes. This was exactly the scenario at a Bangkok school this week, when an English instructor witnessed one of the students in one of his c...

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Funny story: Obituary: Clothes Rail

Obituary: Clothes Rail

Clothes Rail (2008-2018). A clothes rail owned by spoof writer and general layabout, Moys Kenwood, has passed away, aged 10, as far as the owner can discern. The rail came into the possession of Kenwood in Bangkok, when he stole it from his old condo when moving to his new condo in 2011. He had been told by the owner of the old condo, that everything in it had been bought "as new" when he,...

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Funny story: UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

UK Reacts To Break In Hot Weather

The UK was today left reeling after a brief spell of cooler weather. Children were seen staring at the skies in wonder as spots of warm rain fell for the first time in months. One school has planned a weeks' lessons round "warm clothing". Teacher,...

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Funny story: The Great Tee Shirt Outrage

The Great Tee Shirt Outrage

Okay, this is one of those things that make me an elitist snob. Even so, perhaps you’ll understand my befuddlement and slight consternation. So there was a young lady who seemed nice enough, a little peculiar maybe. But I was cheered to see she was wearing a Bob Marley tee shirt, since I am always glad to see a young person whose taste in music goes back further than Iggy Azalea and Justin Bie...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

Nashville Man Accidentally Puts Jacket on Backwards

When Brian Johnson's wife called to him on his way out of the house and mentioned that it was cooler outside than it looked, Johnson grabbed a jacket, only to accidentally put it on backwards. “I felt like such a retard,” stated Johnson. Johnso...

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Funny story: Message On T-shirt Was Misleading

Message On T-shirt Was Misleading

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has this morning issued a very stern warning to the printers of 'funny' T-shirt messages, after an incident caused confusion amongst shoppers and those waiting for buses in a busy city suburb. Mo...

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Funny story: Jumper Admits it hates the cold

Jumper Admits it hates the cold

Gary Johnson, a nine year old green jumper from Chutney-on-the-Fritz has declared that he hates the winter. 'I hate it, I really do' said the woollen mass. 'It is so cold, and I hate to go out in, but that chap, Wayne, or Kevin or whatever he is c...

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