NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Wild Whispers News Agency reporter Margarita Mixx recently spoke with Donald Trump’s former attorney (and fixer) Michael Cohen, at a local Bagels & Stuff Diner in Manhattan.
Cohen, more than anyone else on Earth knows more about Trump than even Melania, Ivanka, and Stormy Daniels do.
The “Fixer” worked for the Trumptard for 10 years making sure that he stayed six feet ahead of the law.
He helped Trump avoid going to prison by fixing that, and taking care of this, and making sure that all of his illegal i’s were dotted and all his illegal t’s were crossed.
And what did Cohen receive in return? An allegorical knife in the back, from the meanest, nastiest, cruelest, self-centered, sexual preditorial bastards in the history of bastards!
“Baby Fingers” threw Michael under the bus, under the taxi, and under the 18-wheeler truck.
And so now, it is Michael’s turn to make Melania's piece-of-shit asshole husbandt (as she calls him) squirm like a whore in church.
Cohen told Miss Mixx that the bottom line, is that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump needs to go away and stay the fuck there!
