The estranged wife of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump reveals some amusing quirks about her soon-to-be-ex-husband. Melania Trump, known for her unique sense of humor, shared some lighthearted anecdotes about Donaldo, setting aside their differences.
The Trumps, Donald and Melania have just been given the dubious distinction of being named Timeless Magazine's "Most Unhappiest Couple in the United States." Timeless publisher Efron Steelwood, 67, stated that to be honest, there was really no oth…
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Melania Trump has filed a restraining order against her estranged husband, the former reality TV star and professional Twitter troll, Donald "Big Mac" Trump. According to our sources, who have connections as deep as th…
Melania is having an affair with one of her Secret Service goons, nicknamed Doug the Plug. Guess what he plugs! Donald has no idea. He sleeps a lot, drinks a lot of diet Pepsi (cuz if it’s diet that means you’ll lose weight, right?) and thinks up…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has revealed that Don "The Con" Trump has asked her to marry him. She says she replied, "But did you forget that you're already married to that hairpiece on your head?" Trump semi-quippe…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania Trump and Stormy Daniels both agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being high and 1 being low, "Baby Fingers" Trump barely registers a 1, and that he's not exactly a champion in the "wink-wink" department.
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump appeared on "The Anderson Cooper Show," and she told him that since she left old "Baby Fingers," she has never been happier. She revealed to Cooper that the "Old Nazi" (Trump) was born with an undescen…
Plumbers at Mar-A-Lago have been working day and night trying to retrieve Melania’s lost clitoris and nipple rings, which she flushed down the toilet “but now that Donald found out, I need them back or he beat me again and ask mama for refund”. So…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After lots and lots of months, Melania Trump finally reveals the real reason why she left Donaldo. The estranged Mrs. Trump, who has been dating up a storm with an NBA super star with the L.A. Lakers told New News New…
What’s a former First Lady too do when she’s waiting for her hubby to go to prison? Melania Trump has been keeping herself busy in many ways, one of which is making sweater puppets! Melania says: “I like to make the puppets out of my old sweaters…
Trump is afraid … the heat is closing in … he’s thinking of escape … he’s not worried the FBI has his passport, he’s got tons of those all in different names and from different countries (some say Putin himself gave Donny – or Donna, possibly – a Rus…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After keeping it secret for 16 years, the Trumptard's estranged wife, Melania, has finally "admitted" what Ivanka and ONLY Ivanka knew; and that is that her sperm donor father (DJT) is not the biological father of 16-yea…
Now that Melani is no longer a First Lady, or First anything, what does she do with all her time? Donny has given his wife a task: Design new uniforms for all American cops and members of the military. He has taken some pictures from World War…
Yes. Now Trump, the nut, wants to cancel the Constitution, kick out Biden, be reinstated as the lawful president of the United States, move back into the White House and start ordering hamburgers at 3 in the morning. Now that is serious, Nutis…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Rumor Mill News Agency has just broken the story that Melania Trump is pregnant and the father is her NBA boyfriend, LeBron James. RMNA reporter Braxton Buzzwater said that he got the scope from newlywed Tiffany T…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto, with The Daily Max has followed Melania Trump ever since she landed in Staten Island from Slovenia, 26 years ago. Miss Stiletto, commented that Melly has been in the US long enough that she should h…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump, the soon-to-be-third ex-wife of the meanest, most hateful, asshole in the entire universe (Trump) recently sat down with Anderson Cooper for a one-on-one interview. Anderson asked the former first lad…
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