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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Lets It Accidentally Slip, That His Daddy Is Planning on Escaping To Scotland

Eric Trump Lets It Accidentally Slip, That His Daddy Is Planning on Escaping To Scotland

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Eric Trump, Donald’s second and least-favorite son, was in the Big Apple getting a pubic procedure redone. He was interviewed by Fox News reporter Maria Bartiromo, and asked how his daddy was doing. Eric replied that…

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Funny story: GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

GameStop Shares Went From $3, Up To $991, and Are Now Down to 14 Cents

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – GameStop has proved the old adage that what goes up must come down. And Wall Street is thrilled that some kind of numerical civility will soon begin to filter back to the stock market jungle. According to RumorLand…

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Funny story: Donald Trump is Refusing to Pay His Movers

Donald Trump is Refusing to Pay His Movers

MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Representatives with the Category 5 Hurricane Moving Van Company are furious at the fact that former president, Donald Trump is refusing to pay his moving bill from Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago. Moving van company ow…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Begs Twitter To Please Let Him Tweet Again

Donald Trump Begs Twitter To Please Let Him Tweet Again

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Melania Trump told Tiffany Trump that ever since her daddy got his ass banned from Twitter, he has been one big pile of ‘chit.’ The former first lady, and soon to be the former Mrs. Donald Trump, says that wit…

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Funny story: Melania calls the shots!

Melania calls the shots!

Re-settling in his beloved Florida is proving the next great hurdle for poor old Donald Trump. Melania is not amused, and is patently seeking to rule the roost. Go carts are a no-go for the Slovenian model, so she has to walk, or rather strut, eve…

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Funny story: Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

World leaders and social media are expressing outrage that Mr. Trump's farewell note to Mr. Biden has been exposed. Mr. Biden described the note as “a very generous letter.” Meanwhile, Mr. Bin Salman and Mr. Netanyahu have led a chorus of angr…

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Funny story: Citizen Donald Trump Is Selling All of His McDonalds Restaurants

Citizen Donald Trump Is Selling All of His McDonalds Restaurants

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – The ex-resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C., spoke with GOPicky Magazine. He was asked how he felt now, being a plain, simple, ordinary citizen. The former president made a face, and rep…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Resigns

Melania Trump Resigns

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that the first lady, Melania Trump, has resigned her position as the executive director of the Be Best Organization and can hardly wait to get her ass out of the White House, which she has desc…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

Melania Trump Tells Sean Hannity She’s Filing For Divorce

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The nation’s First Lady called in to the "Sean Hannity Show," and informed him that she has finally decided to file for divorce from Donald Johnny Trump. Mrs. Trump told the Fox News host that she has had it wit…

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Funny story: President Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia

President Putin Invites President Trump To Move To Russia

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice is reporting that President Putin called up President Trump, and expressed how sad he was that he got his ass kicked by President-to-be-Joe Biden. Vladimir expressed that he has no idea how it feels to l…

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Funny story: President Trump To Pardon Over 13,000 Guilty-As-Shit Relatives, Staff Members, and Friends

President Trump To Pardon Over 13,000 Guilty-As-Shit Relatives, Staff Members, and Friends

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court has just issued a directive, that President Trump needs to immediately stop pardoning any more individuals. The justices voted 9-0 that every one of the 13,000-plus pardons he has issued or gift…

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Funny story: Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

Trump Is Now a Sad, Sad, Pitiful, Pathetic Little Man

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Consolidated News Magazine’s Tansy Fifi Aberdeen, has just written that President Trump has morphed into a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic little man. She added that the fact that, in four years, Trump the Chump spewed…

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Funny story: Goya Beans Fires President Trump

Goya Beans Fires President Trump

SECAUCUS, New Jersey - (Satire News) – Well, 2020 has definitely not been a good year for President Trump. First, he got his ass kicked in the presidential election by Joe Biden, and now he has just been informed that Goya Beans has fired him. Boo…

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Funny story: Texts From The Famous & Infamous (12/20/20)

Texts From The Famous & Infamous (12/20/20)

The following text messages were compiled by Pico de Gallo, reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight. De Gallo was born and raised in Avocado Heights, California. He has published several books on trivia, including his first book, “The Trivia Book of Con…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

President Trump Says He Has The Right to Sell The White House

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Trump traveled to Baltimore to see a hair specialist about getting some much-needed hair implants. It’s no secret that his hair is getting thinner and thinner with each 50 lies that he tells. Even his wife,…

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Funny story: The Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump

The Rats Are Abandoning The USS Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The USS Trump didn’t hit an iceberg, but the rats are jumping ship by the dozens. Trump boasts that he fired Barr’s back-stabbing butt, but, truth be told, Barr told Trump to stick his lying ways up his ass, and…

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