Since his days owning the Miss Universe Pageant, Donald Trump misses being surrounded by beautiful women still in their twenties, since his wife and daughters are getting older. But since no one can turn back the clock, Donny J. has decided to st…
Since Melania Trump set a trend by writing on the back of her jacket for the world to see, now that she’s no longer the center of the world’s disgust, she has started a new business called, “Melania’s Billboard Humpbackers”. Now you too can pay a…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - It is no secret that Melania hated living in Florida, because of the fucking mosquito infestation. She also hated the fact that the state has seen more hurricanes in the past three years, than in the previous 19…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The man, who is without a doubt the most hated person in the entire country, (Donald Trump), recently went in to have 93 pounds of fat-as-hell belly fat tissue removed by way of his anal cavity (i.e. asshole). Doctor's…
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Melania Trump recently told her BFF, Meghan Markle that she has never been lonelier than she is now. She added that if it was not for her texting and sexting with NBA great LeBron James, she really feels that she would…
Melania Trump has revealed her upcoming line of “Hooker Wear”, for the professional and distinguished whore in you! Look like a high-priced call-girl when you’re out on the town, seeing a show, going to dinner with a “client”, or just lounging ar…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Melania Trump first came to the United States from her native Slovenia, in 2016. And even though she has lived in America for 26 years, she still has a tremendously heavy Slovenian accent. Here are three tweets t…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Close associates of President Putin say that the Russia leader is getting flakier and flakier. One longtime assistant said that one day Put, as his close friends call him, went outside by the swimming pool wearing a flip…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – Melania secretly returned home to the “Big Apple” to get a break from their citrus-smelling Mar-a-Lago complex. Mel has told her racist husband, the Trumptard, that she hates living in the Plywood/Hurricane state becaus…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The Cloud 9 News Agency reveals that the rumors of Melania Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin having an affair are in fact true. C9 writer Lexi Asapen, stated that she spoke with the nation’s number one informat…
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The rumor that has been swirling around the nation regarding Mrs. Trump leaving Mar-a-Lago and moving back to Trump Tower in Manhattan is in fact true. Boom Boom News crack reporter Hacienda Fiddle broke the story that…
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice has finally decided to issue a statement regarding President Putin's alleged affair with Melania Trump. The KV stated emphatically in an editorial that the rampant rumors that have been floating all over…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Barron Trump’s pediatrician recently told the news media that the 15-year-old former first kid has shot up and is now an amazing 6-feet-7-inches tall! He added that at this rate Melania's son could end up bein…
A LIST OF 10 CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2022 - TAYLOR SWIFT – She wants to get at least three new boyfriends by Valentine's Day, so she can break up with them, and write her first three hit songs of the year. - DONALD TRUMP – Vows to…
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the former first lady and wife of the Trumptard, has been approached about doing a layout in Playguy Magazine. A spokesperson for the adult mens magazine, Juanito F. D…
THE FOLLOWING TEXTS WERE COMPILED BY THE SENIOR WRITER FOR TITTLE TATTLE TONIGHT, PICO DE GALLO MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, AARON RODGERS, MELANIA TRUMP, & CAITLYN JENNER Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight – I just want you to know that I am not as ugl…
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Megan Markle says that Melania told her that she caught her husbandt (sic) wearing a pair of her imported French bikini panties (again). Markle said that this now makes about 17 times that her BFF Melly has told her th…
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