WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Satire) - A federal judge in Wyoming has denied President Trump’s request to have his voluminous sex records sealed. Trump’s head attorney, Segundo Juarez, argued that they will fight tooth-and-nail to prevent the…
11:59pm - There was a virtual storm on social media this evening, and several posts went viral when it was realized that President Donald J. Trump had not sent a single Twitter tweet all day! The Trumpster, as he is known by some satirists, had be…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News Story) President Trump’s doctor accidentally revealed to the news media that “Orange Boy” is 69 pounds overweight. The doctor said that he has tried to put the president on a diet, but he always says the same thing:…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House source, who knows President and Mrs. Trump very well, has just made a prediction that could come true sometime in 2021. The source told Fox News that he or she truly believes Melania will divorce her husband, on gr…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump spoke with an unnamed member of the White House staff, and told him to start up a brand new organization. The new group will be called Rich Lives Matter. Trump said that, to get the new organization off-the-groun…
A biography of Hollywood stunt wig, Derek Fig, shows he was once President Trump's stunt wig, and, despite windy conditions, never revealed himself. Fig, renowned for his work as Harry Potter's stunt public wig, was close to the action, so receiv…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…
NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…
A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Melania Trump, the woman who knows the President more than anyone else, has just made an astounding prediction. The First Lady told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that, in their 20 years of marriage, she has never seen he…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for MLB has issued a new official directive. When the season starts, each and every baseball must be sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant before each and every pitch. MLB points out that failure to comply with this direct…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President of the United States has again shown that he is addicted to lying. As many have said, the man could not tell the truth if he was offered 50 Big Macs. His brain is programmed to lie, lie, lie, and lie a whole bun…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The entire Trump klan has refused to wear the medical masks like every intelligent human being in the nation is doing. DJT thinks that he is immune, simply because he is rich, handsome, a Republican, and the Electoral College pr…
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