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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…

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Funny story: Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Following his declaration to run for US President in 2020, favorite rapper of anyone who supports the Kardashians, and has not heard any proper rapping, Kanye West has promised that he will give Donald Trump lessons in rapping. 'Even if he doesn't…

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Funny story: A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

DETROIT – A very popular rapper known as Zombie Zulu Yo has just been severely reprimanded by the Rap industry, for writing a song that includes the words “Golly” and Gee Whiz.” ZZY has reportedly apologized to the fans of rap music, as well as t...

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Funny story: Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

DETROIT – Music Moments Magazine recently interviewed Robert James Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock. The alternative rap metal rocker said that he is pissed that his “Kid Rock Rocks The Bad Ass USA Tour” has been cancelled. He told MMMs...

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Funny story: Tekashi69 COVID-19 Fundraiser Song Released!

Tekashi69 COVID-19 Fundraiser Song Released!

(Brooklyn, New York) Rapper, social media influencer, urban poet, and Internet meme groundbreaker Tekashi69 wasted no time after his recent release from a Brooklyn jail (due to the threat of the COVID-19 pandemic) to release a new song meant to raise...

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Well-known rap starlet, Dr. Dre, is to re-release his 1992 solo debut studio album, 'The Chronic', in April, albeit with a subtle, and topical, namechange - 'The Coronic'. Too bad no stores will be open. Fans will, however, be able to order the...

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Funny story: Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Cardi B, the rapper, might be a household name in some households in the US, but one avid music fan in the UK claimed, this morning, that he'd never even heard of her. The singer, real name Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, was the first female, black r...

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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

Trump Denies That He Seduced Nicki Minaj Back In 2013

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump is saying that the rumor circulating around Washington, D.C., that he seduced Trinidad-born rap singer, Nicki Minaj, seven years ago, is totally false. He pointed out that, first off, he hates rap music. Secondly...

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Funny story: Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

British award-winning freestyle rapper, Stormzy, is at a crossroads in his career this morning, after the second major extreme weather incident in two weeks battered the UK into submission under a torrent of rain, high winds and floods, leaving the s...

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Funny story: The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

The Latest Poll Shows That Black Voters Are Sick and Tired of Donald Trump’s “Plantation Antics”

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump. The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8...

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Funny story: Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...

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Funny story: Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...

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Funny story: Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

A man who has, for decades, harbored a secret desire to try breakdancing, got his chance at the weekend, when his wife went to see her sister, leaving him all alone in the house. Ever since the early 1980s, when breakdancing broke onto the dancing...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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