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Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

Funny story: Dr Dre 'Struck Off' For Using Excessive Bad Language

American rap star, record producer and medic Dr Dre has incurred the wrath of the US medical community and has been 'struck off' after senior members lost patience with his incessant and excessive bad language. Dre, real name Dr. Andre Young, was,...

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The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

Funny story: The Reason Snoop Dogg wears Indian headdresses is because he is a closet homosexual

I joined Snoop Dogg's vast enterouge of drug dealing thugs; whores of all shapes, sizes, races, and peculiarities; along with some actual American Indian chiefs at his powwow in the Bronx Monday afternoon. Snoop Dogg's admission fee for the powwow wa...

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Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

Funny story: Prominent 80's rappers hold press conference apologizing for early hits

[PP] -- Cool Man, Smooth G, and other prominent rappers of the 80's held a press conference apologizing for their early hits. "I am embarrassed that I took this stage name," said Cool Man. "We thought we were cool back in the day, but we were real...

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Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Funny story: Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...

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Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success. Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser! Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk! Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk! Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz, Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose! Cruz has hi...

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Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Funny story: Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump and Kanye West have a new brand - Ego Trip. Ego Trip is also the name of the first two flagship products announced by the dubious duo: a rap musical track featuring The Don and Kanye, and a new cologne. At a j...

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Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad

Funny story: Rapper .50 cent Lowers His Price For Walmart Ad

Los Angeles, CA - Rapper .50 cent has apparently completed terms on a contract with retail giant Walmart, in an agreement to cross-market one and others brands. The Walmart folks want America to know that there is nothing that they can't cut the pric...

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UK Urban Guest Spot (1/#1) DaveCam's Huggarappa Remix

Back in the UK, it is not well good, but even it is not like the USA and the authentic hip-hop musics, our Dave has made a well good rap what is telling us what is what. Yo I'm Dave, got a Cam, and I like voting that way, Down from me crib in the commons, Lil bit o' wur, bit o' way, I'm like the common pleb's friend, endless key chain like a bell-end I've as many flashy chains a...

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A rap from David Cameron

Funny story: A rap from David Cameron

The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David... Yo It's David C Telling you to vote for me The leader of the Tory party. I want you to let me stay And save the day Samant...

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Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

Funny story: Snoop Dogg Says His Battle with Glaucoma is Finally Over

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- During an exclusive interview with TMZ, Rapper, Actor, and Entrepreneur, Snoop Dogg (aka Snoop Lion) has admitted that his long struggle with glaucoma is finally over. "I'm just glad this shizzle is finally over, I...

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Kanye/LL Cool J Most Passive-Aggressive Rap Grudge in Decades

There's a lot of jive about the so-called grudge between Tupac and Biggie, but this storm in a teacup pales in comparison to the biggest, baddest rap grudge in history. Check it. Kanye West recently had these well-meaning but uncomplimentary words...

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This Week's Top 20 Chart of Best Selling Records

Funny story: This Week's Top 20 Chart of Best Selling Records

THIS WEEK'S BEST SELLING RECORDS. Top 20 1. Now I Must Die. Help me... Please! Please! Please! 2. Tomorrow I Must die. Or... the day after. 3 Stop Hurting me. Please... Please... before I kill you. 4. Without You, what is the use of Living? 5. If You Go Away I will die from dope or alcohol, just to Please you. 6. I Can't Live with or Without you. I am a Freemason. 7. If you go Away, so mu...

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Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

Funny story: Kid Rock Says That Spike Lee Needs To Shut His Bigoted Mouth Before He Shuts It For Him

NEW ORLEANS - Spike Lee recently commented in an article in Afro Sheen Magazine that white singers have no right singing rap music or hip hop music since it was a genre of music invented by blacks to be sung by blacks only. The well-known film dir...

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A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

Funny story: A Hip Hop Record Label Tells Justin Bieber They Don't Need Him

WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract. Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that t...

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Spike Lee Says Whites Should Be Banned From Singing Rap Music

Funny story: Spike Lee Says Whites Should Be Banned From Singing Rap Music

HARLEM - Noted film director and highly outspoken brutha Spike Lee has just caused a tsunami of a mess with his latest off-the-cuff rant. Lee speaking with Yodell Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Magazine at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Ch...

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Kanye West Seeking Paternity Test Following Lyrical Revelations

Rap super-star, Kanye West, has been told by close friends to seek for a paternity test after he inadvertently revealed intimate details about his relationship with Kim Kardashian in a new rap song. The details came to light in a recently released...

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The Queen takes down Kanye West in New Rap

Oh Kanye West, how will you entertain us next? If you're not calling yourself Yeezus, (and if you're wondering like I did; no, that is not the name of a Shakespearian tour bus, or a town crier's "street" name) you are dipping your toes in the media with some memorable; arguably egotistical; I mean eloquent, remarks. But we kinda like him anyway. Like that Uncle you only see during the holida...

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Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

Funny story: Dolly Parton's Rap Album Recorded With The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz Hits #1

NASHVILLE - Dolly Parton spoke with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine recently at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville. The Queen of Country Music was all excited as she told Caruso that she had just heard that the rap song tha...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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