Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal family remains loved and respected, not hidden behind sunglasses, making appointments with paparazzi. How to convince the world of the horrors cause…
Country music sensation Carrie Underwood recently went into Nashville's Round and Round Record Studio to record a single with hip hop artist Snoop Dogg. The very unlikely couple clicked and were able to record the song in just three takes. The…
BOISE, Idaho - (Spoof News) - In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Idaho senate has voted 83 to 10 with 7 abstentions to prohibit hip hop music, aka rap music, from being played anywhere in the state, not even in the homes of the…
Detroit, MI – The King of Rap and Hip Hop has rapped about virtually everything and anything under the sun, including knocking off ex-wife Kim Mathers and painting the forest with blood and battling addiction and rehab. But lately the King seems…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…
Rising Rap Super Star, Homey B-Boy Pizza Slice Fresh Dope Gang Dog, has released his latest album, “Mass Shootie My Booty”, with a big hit that is making the police of America worried and nervous that people still don’t see them as “their friendly ne…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The music industry is all abuzz with news that Demi Lovato and Snoop Dogg have just recorded a rap song. The song is titled, "Hey Y'all, Come Getcha Some of My Fo Shizzle My Nizzle." The music was written by Taylor S…
Here is his song- He Walked on Water Never had a Daughter Went to his Slaughter- Head held High. He had a Peter- his chief Greeter. Sometimes a Denier- When hanging around the Fire. His mother thought he was Crazy. H…
Prominent political commentator on the Rap News Network is currently doing coverage of Ukraine. Here he is on his latest creation. I have Many other talents. The other night the Mood moved me to make a Pop song and put it on Tik-Tok. It's shoot…
Pence could be Really Immense- If he straddles the Liberal Fence. Deranged Desantis is an Egotist- Terrorizing Ex-Felons-a Sadistic Twist. Trump is Always a Smoldering Dump- Will Put his Party in a Real Slump. Trump Always a travelin…
Freedom of Speech Is such a Peach. So why was it beyond my Reach? Is it because of my female 'Teach'? All I said was 'Shit', out Loud. But I was in a real big Crowd. Why did that Older Plainsclothe Dick-Have to beat me with a Sti…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - One of the top hip hop, rap artists in the nation, recently told Afro Sheen Magazine writer Yodelle Denzel St. Bling, that the few asshole blacks that used to like the Trumptard have now abandoned his bigoted ass faster tha…
BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency reports that a Mickey D's in Beaver Belly, Mississippi has had to shut down due to dozens and dozens of customer complaints. According to AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma e…
Detroit, MI - Detroit born rapper Fentanyl OD, most famous for his viral rap hit “Bitches Be Lit” which has over 6 million streams on Spotify, threw himself a lavish birthday celebration with friends, family, and several music industry personnel at n…
50 Cent may have been fat shamed on the internet, but he’s not letting it slow him down. After his recent Super Bowl appearance, the rapper was mercilessly blasted on social media by critics and trolls who claimed that the musician has gained weig…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…
HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…
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