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Funny story: A McDonalds In Mississippi Shuts Down Because All of The Kitchen Employees Were Singing and Dancing WAY TOO LOUD!!!

A McDonalds In Mississippi Shuts Down Because All of The Kitchen Employees Were Singing and Dancing WAY TOO LOUD!!!

BEAVER BELLY, Mississippi - (Business Satire) - The American Foodie News Agency reports that a Mickey D's in Beaver Belly, Mississippi has had to shut down due to dozens and dozens of customer complaints. According to AFNA reporter Paloma Sonoma e…

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Funny story: Rap Artist Fentanyl OD Celebrates Surviving to 25th Birthday

Rap Artist Fentanyl OD Celebrates Surviving to 25th Birthday

Detroit, MI - Detroit born rapper Fentanyl OD, most famous for his viral rap hit “Bitches Be Lit” which has over 6 million streams on Spotify, threw himself a lavish birthday celebration with friends, family, and several music industry personnel at n…

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Funny story: 50 Cent Hits Back at Fat Shamers with New Song

50 Cent Hits Back at Fat Shamers with New Song

50 Cent may have been fat shamed on the internet, but he’s not letting it slow him down. After his recent Super Bowl appearance, the rapper was mercilessly blasted on social media by critics and trolls who claimed that the musician has gained weig…

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Funny story: Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

Kanye West to Record a 4,000 Word Rap Song with Luke Bryan, Honey Boo Boo, Black Kitty Meow Meow

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kanye West has just announced that he will soon be entering into the Guinness Book of World Records. It is no secret that ever since West the Pest’s wife, the sultry, sexy, humongous-assed Kim Kardashian dumped his ass,…

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Funny story: The List of 2021’s Top 10 Hip Hop-Rap Band Names

The List of 2021’s Top 10 Hip Hop-Rap Band Names

HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…

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Funny story: Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…

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Funny story: Snow White and The 7 Dwarfs Dropped Due To Its Alleged Sexual Connotation

Snow White and The 7 Dwarfs Dropped Due To Its Alleged Sexual Connotation

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just announced that the powers-that-be have decided to pull “Snow White and The 7 Dwarfs” from the film library. The decision was due to a lawsuit that had been filed in behalf of 24,…

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Funny story: Lil Nas X’s Latest Song Tops Every Single Billboard Chart

Lil Nas X’s Latest Song Tops Every Single Billboard Chart

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Music pundits are calling the sensational country rap artist Lil Nas X the offspring of Michael Jackson, Prince, and RuPaul. Lil Nas X's latest song "Is Y'all Really Shocked Dat Shocking Pink Be My Favorite Color Hu…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion To Record An Album Tittled “The Big Bosomed Booty Babes of Hip Hop Music”

Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion To Record An Album Tittled “The Big Bosomed Booty Babes of Hip Hop Music”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that three of the biggest hip hop rappers in the nation are heading into the recording studio to record a fly album, as NBA superstar LeBron James, of the world champion Los Angeles L…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle

Katy Perry Says She’s a Big Fan of New Female Rap Sensation Sista Frizzle Frazzle

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Pop singer Katy Perry told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is enjoying being a mama to Daisy Dove Bloom, who is only two months old, and can already play four chords on the ukulele. Daisy Dove’s daddy, actor Orlando B…

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Funny story: New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

BOSTON – (Music Satire) - The female rapper that Snoop Dogg and Drake have both called the sexiest black rappin’ gal in the US of A was taken into custody at The Mrs. Paul Revere Convention Center. A reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine, stated that j…

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

Kanye West Says He Wants To Become The First US President To Record A Number 1 Album

With US politics turning veritable somersaults during the last few years, latest 'contender for the crown', rapper, Kanye West, has said that, not only does he want to be America's second black president, he also wants to make history as the first se…

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Funny story: Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Kanye West to give Donald Trump lessons in rap

Following his declaration to run for US President in 2020, favorite rapper of anyone who supports the Kardashians, and has not heard any proper rapping, Kanye West has promised that he will give Donald Trump lessons in rapping. 'Even if he doesn't…

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Funny story: A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

DETROIT – A very popular rapper known as Zombie Zulu Yo has just been severely reprimanded by the Rap industry, for writing a song that includes the words “Golly” and Gee Whiz.” ZZY has reportedly apologized to the fans of rap music, as well as t...

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