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Funny story: The List of 2021’s Top 10 Hip Hop-Rap Band Names

The List of 2021’s Top 10 Hip Hop-Rap Band Names

HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…

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Funny story: Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

Barron Trump Says That Thanks To His Black Girlfriend His Favorite Music Is Now Hip Hop

MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…

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Funny story: Houston Astros Super Star Jose Altuve To Record A Hip Hop Song

Houston Astros Super Star Jose Altuve To Record A Hip Hop Song

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has disclosed that Houston Astros future hall-of-famer Jose Altuve has just signed a contract with Round and Round Records to record a hip hop song. The song is titled "Hey Baby, Look at My Balls,…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion To Record An Album Tittled “The Big Bosomed Booty Babes of Hip Hop Music”

Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Megan Thee Stallion To Record An Album Tittled “The Big Bosomed Booty Babes of Hip Hop Music”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that three of the biggest hip hop rappers in the nation are heading into the recording studio to record a fly album, as NBA superstar LeBron James, of the world champion Los Angeles L…

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Funny story: Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Afro Sheen Magazine is reporting that many African-Americans are now turning their backs on rapper Ice Cube, and calling him an Uncle Tom. Others are saying that they are shocked that the black rapper has turned into just…

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Funny story: Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

Cardi B Said She Received a Text From Eric Trump

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - Hip-hop artist Cardi B was in the “Windy City” picking up two solid gold nipple rings she had ordered. She was asked by a reporter with the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, about her getting a text from Eric Trump. Cardi…

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Funny story: The Hip Hop Queen Nicki Minaj Denies That She is Feuding with Rapper, Lil Wayne

The Hip Hop Queen Nicki Minaj Denies That She is Feuding with Rapper, Lil Wayne

QUEENS, New York – (Music Satire) - The Queen of hip hop has told the music media that reports coming out of Queens about her feuding with Lil Wayne are completely without basis. Minaj said that the two did have a little bit of a tiff after he dec…

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

President Trump Has Banned The Playing of Hip Hop and Rap Music in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) President Trump has made it very clear that, not only does he not like the Black Lives Matter movement, but he truly despises rap music and hip hop music. He has issued a presidential executive order prohibiting the…

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Funny story: A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

A Rapper is Severely Criticized For Using the Words Golly and Gee Whiz in a Song

DETROIT – A very popular rapper known as Zombie Zulu Yo has just been severely reprimanded by the Rap industry, for writing a song that includes the words “Golly” and Gee Whiz.” ZZY has reportedly apologized to the fans of rap music, as well as t...

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Funny story: Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Dr. Dre To Re-release Classic Album

Well-known rap starlet, Dr. Dre, is to re-release his 1992 solo debut studio album, 'The Chronic', in April, albeit with a subtle, and topical, namechange - 'The Coronic'. Too bad no stores will be open. Fans will, however, be able to order the...

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Funny story: Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Music Fan Was Unfamiliar With Cardi B

Cardi B, the rapper, might be a household name in some households in the US, but one avid music fan in the UK claimed, this morning, that he'd never even heard of her. The singer, real name Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, was the first female, black r...

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Funny story: Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Eminem Reveals Secret Behind Title Of New Album

Rap music's hottest property, Eminem, has released a new album, and its controversial title is already whipping up a storm in the music press, and beyond. 'Music To Get Murdered By' is a hot collection of songs on the subject in the title, and tod...

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Funny story: Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

Rap Stars' Mothers Reveal Reasons They Called Their Kids What They Did

The mothers of some of the biggest rap stars in the music business have said they named their children in the way they did, because it was clear that they were destined for superstardom. Many rap artists change their names to something more catchy...

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Funny story: Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

Man Waited Until His Wife Went Out, So That He Could Attempt Breakdancing

A man who has, for decades, harbored a secret desire to try breakdancing, got his chance at the weekend, when his wife went to see her sister, leaving him all alone in the house. Ever since the early 1980s, when breakdancing broke onto the dancing...

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Funny story: Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

Trump To Meet Ice Cube Over Future Of Hip-Hop

President Donald Trump took a break from his day-to-day presidential duties of upsetting the leaders of other nations, insulting his political rivals, and edging the US and the rest of the world nearer to Armageddon, by announcing that he is to meet...

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