MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin, has just shown that he is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer with his latest slip of the tongue. The crazed, power-hungry, evil evilpabob, as VP Kamala Harris has pegged him, has just revealed (a…
MAR-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Many political experts, pundits, and reporters all agree that 15-year-old Barron Trump may end up having more sense than all the other Trumpers including Donald Jonathan, Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric. Barron has recently…
Ellen DeGeneres is now dating an 18-year-old lady with PGOS and she says it's hell on earth. DeGeneres' young bird, Lindsey Boylan, was born with Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome. Persistent Genital Orgasmic Syndrome is a genetic condition tha…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The founder of the biggest anti-Trump organization in the country has just informed the National Enquirer that he has found a picture of Trump’s high school girlfriend. George Conway learned through a private invest…
New York City, NY - Women across New York City now require breakup fees before they agree to a second date. The women can demand the fee payment only if the relationship doesn't work out. "It goes like this," said one woman who asked not to be n...
CANTON, OH--Exhibiting an almost complete lack of knowledge about the Star Wars universe, with questions such as, "Which one is Darth Vader?", and "So the Force is like magic?", sources confirmed, Wednesday, that area woman, Jen Calderson, provoked t...
CHICAGO - Tiger Woods flew into the Windy City to attend a new golf products convention. He told sports reporters that he had come across a terrific golf club that is excellent for hitting the ball out of a sand trap. The 38-year-old Woods said...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato, one of the judges on X-Factor, has said that fellow judge Simon Cowell is very upset at the fact that he was lied to by his married girlfriend, Lauren Silverman who is pregnant with his baby. Cowell told Demi that Bo...
CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...
CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...
JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...
LONDON - Justin Bieber says that he has just received the best birthday present that he has ever gotten and her name is Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke. The British Tabloid Ta Ta For Now News reports that the two celebrated Bieber's 19th birthday at the...
Jim Carrey has been active on the dating scene recently, culminating in his new role as the strict sugardaddy to Russian college student Anastasia Vitkina, more affectionately known as "the whole wheat sugar baby." They met this Winter in New York...
NEW YORK CITY - No matter what he may say to the contrary Jim Carrey is still extremely devastated at having been dumped by the fantastically gorgeous Jenny McCarthy. Funnyman Carrey has said that Jenny did him a favor by breaking up with him. Oka...
READING, Pennsylvania - it appears that one of the former stars of the television cable show Jon and Kate Plus 8 has fallen on hard times. After his divorce from his wife Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin became, in his own words, the South Korean Play...
You entered that classy late bar where all the Erasmus students drink cider and discuss Descartes. You told yourself that you were building bridges and preparing for life as a diplomat. 'Sure, we're all Europeans now' you shrugged in that non-committal European way. You tried to engage your fellow Europeans in friendly conversation but your friends tell you later that you actually sauntere...
Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...
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