LIVERPOOL, England - (UK Satire) - According To Tickety Boo News, a noted UK scientist has just discovered an ingredient that when put into a crumpet will remove unsightly women's cellulite in just 4 or 5 applications. Dr. D. Teodore Bissenbister,…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Hasbrutha Toy Company, formerly Hasbro, has just introduced it's brand new Betsy Doll edition. A rep for the huge toy company, Agatha Milladilla, 42, stated that the latest doll, in keeping with being politically corr…
PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.
PALM SPRINGS, Florida – (Satire News) – An insider reports that the sparks are flying far and wide inside the Trump compound known as Mar-a-Lago. The source said that two Secret Service agents had to physically separate the wife and eldest daught…
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned. She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he h...
NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View is reporting that the ongoing feud between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and actress Angelina Jolie has gotten worse. It appears that both women are really digging in and tossing o...
BEVERLY HILLS - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that the celebutante who is known for doing absolutely nothing is feeling very depressed and melancholy. According to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette, Paris is positively devastated at...
LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore. Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and gi...
MANHATTAN - Madonna, who is 54, recently confided to her cellulite specialist Dr. Ikaloosa Luluette Lickachevski that she is afraid that her 25-year-old boy-toy, Brahim Zaibat is thinking about breaking up with her. The New York singer told Dr. Li...
Coming straight out of Apple Core Labs and into an App Store near you is the latest in applelet based keep fit: iThigh. "I'm not a woman," said App World! editor Mac Buck. "I never have been. But I'm told that many woman detest cellulite. For year...
Washington - Smelling strongly of recycled french fry cooking oil the vegan nutjob and Tar Sands arrestee looked nothing like her Madison-the-Mermaid stunning best in the 1984 movie Splash! US Park Police had clapped her in cuffs outside the White...
BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga showed some of her fans and passersby that she could also be known as Lady Gag-Gag. The famed singer was seen wearing a black studded teddy, with indigo black fishnet stockings, and midnight black Velcro suspenders that basic...
NOTTINGHAM, England - Electropop singer Lily Allen has just been named Great Britain's "Miss Cellulite Thighs." Ms. Allen, who is only 24, literally ran away with the title receiving a total of 98 out of a possible 100 points. The second place...
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