Canada has sent its military down to Haiti to break up some gang action. Really? This is what the Canuck military does? Will they be heading to do some drive-by damage to the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles next? Does Canada not have gangs of its…
Haiti is tied to America’s whipping post. America is not a racist country. America loves you. Won’t you buy goods and services from America? They love all their allies and are willing to love their enemies too. The USA always wants to gain control…
D.C - Prez Biden suspended the horses that were involved in the Great Western rodeo roundup of Haitian migrants trying to cross the Texas border last week. Officially, it was the 'use of horses' at the border that got suspended, after viral vide…
DEL RIO, Texas – (Satire News) – Scandal Today’s Cheyenne Patio witnessed with her very own eyes cruelty against immigrants that is reminiscent of the terroristic reign of Donald John “The Con” Trump. While close to 21,000 Haitians huddled underne…
PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti – (Olympic Satire) – A spokeswoman for the Haitian Olympic team has just issued a news release, stating that the country’s Olympic athletes will not be allowed to participate in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo. Cynthia Vega-Omeg…
Due to the success of our hugely popular 'Gourmet Zombie Guide To Fine Dining In America', we are coming out with our International Guide for those zombies with enough money or societal pull to be able to get through TSA lines without being trapped a...
ARCAHATE, Haiti -- Two thousand naked Hatians forced their way past screws into the local jail here, Warden Yozambie Yomama said on the record. The interlopers were suffering from exposure, starvation, zombification, and the Clinton Foundation, a...
After several other fights on the air of The View, one earlier with Barbara Walters, Whoopi was at it again yesterday. Also, Barbara Walters had plenty to say. "She has no talent and so she has to go about attacking people to keep her name in t...
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - Word out of the tiny Caribbean country of Haiti is that the Haitian senate has just overwhelmingly voted to change the name of their country. Haitian senator Justin Chardonnay told the news media that the senate had been de...
Both Madonna and Angelina Jolie have tried to help some of the unfortunate victims of the Haiti earthquake in 2010 by taking them into their own families through the adoption process. Madonna's application has been flatly refused, whilst Jolie's i...
Turn back the clock, let's all root for Baby Doc Turn back the clock, let's all root for Baby Doc We won't shiver and we won't quiver, We'll all give Baby Doc our nice brown liver. This is the chant that is being sung throughout Haiti by the su...
Jean-Claude "Bebe Doc" Duvalier, who ruled Haiti from 1971 until his overthrow by a popular uprising in 1986, has returned to Haiti after 25 years of self-imposed exile. And he's not happy with what he sees. "I must admit, I am a little shocked...
Former Haitian dictator Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier was taken into custody Tuesday and transported to a courthouse, just a few days after sneaking back into Haiti, ostensibly to retrieve some jewelry he left behind when exiled some 25 years ago.
Fresh off her international tour of Haiti, Sarah Palin can't stop talking about the positive influences she took away from this small Island country. In fact, Palin was so smitten with Haiti that she has begun looking into buying a condo in Miami's L...
Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...
PORT AU PRINCE, Haiti -- Fugees co-founder and hip-hop artist Wyclef Jean said Haitian officials reached "a new low" when they issued an arrest warrant alleging corruption charges against him, then revoked it less than six hours later. "It couldn'...
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