BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who many say is so fucking ugly she makes Sara Huckabee Sanders look like a Barbie Doll, has a first-class crush on one of the world's richest men, Elon…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a friendship coupling that has not been seen since the days of Warren Beatty and Madonna, Ipso Facto News has informed the public that Marjorie Taylor Greene and Sarah Ferguson have now become close friends; very, v…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stated once again that women come from Adam’s rib and, therefore, must always remain subservient to the men in their lives. To cheers and applause, she then stepped off the stage at her Georgia megachurch, and was embrac…
Marjorie Taylor Greene has former links to a fitness organization, and still loves to work out. Her body is toned and taut and tight, and she likes to keep it that way to prepare for her next conspiracy theory debate with the Evil Democrats. While…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated by much more people than the likes of Bill Cosby, Tucker Carlson, Hitler, Will Smith, and Tennessee Senator Marsha "Wrinkled Butt" Blackburn recently spoke with Hollywood H…
What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has just learned that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Blonde Scarecrow) is considering getting circumcised. According to BuzzFuzz junior reporter Sonora Cahoots, MTG recently read an article about…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News has just broken the amazing story about Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hacienda Fiddle, reported that the horribly ugly MTG entered Baltimore Generalized Hospital in order to have her tubal ligation revers…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has just announced that the most hated politician in the nation will be going under the knife to have a tongue transplant. Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is 47, but looks 67, was inform…
BALTIMORE, Maryland - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in Baltimore for an appointment with her gynecologist. Boom Boom News has learned that MTG has an ingrown nipple that she is getting looked at (the left one). BBN's Hacienda…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Palm Beach, Florida is that the racist, 30,000 lies-spewing, pussy grabber, aka Donaldo Jonathan Erasmus Trump wants to hire Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene to be his 2024 presidential cam…
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona - (Satire News) - According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, the most hated bitch in the District of Columbia, Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene has just put her used condom collection on eBay. MTG, says that she was told that she could…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - A reporter with The Daily Dirt caught up with Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who was in Baltimore getting an old MAGA tattoo lasered off her right butt cheek. DD's Stormy Coin asked MTG about the naked photos that appear…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former Duchess of York was recently asked what she thought about the incident at the Oscars, where Will Smith (a black man) went up on the stage before a world-wide audience of millions and ambushed comedian Chris Rock (a…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - If anyone had any doubt that the Russian soldiers are fucked up - that doubt has now gone out the damn window. The Ipso Facto News Agency has just reported that Putin's troops have just voted to make Cong. Marjorie…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One thing that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene is definitely not is shy. iNews reported that when MTG was in college she once streaked the length of the largest college cafeteria on campus while wearing nothing but a d…
BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene has been acting very strange lately. The extremely unpopular Congresswoman from Georgia, allegedly got engaged on a recent trip to Baltimore. MTG, when asked by several reporters, refused to say w…
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