April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review interviewed Sen. Marjorie "The Bachelorette" Taylor Greene and asked her how she is doing after her divorce. MTG said that she hasn't been this happy since the night she took on a varsity basketball team in…
Reuters has reported that all members of the House Homeland Security committee have been given anti-rabies shots after one of the committee members, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, went ape-shit during a committee session while questioning the Secretary of H…
Strange theories are floating around America at this hour … is Donald Trump pulling a Houdini to escape justice? Or would a better character analogy be Clark Kent? Never seeing Cark and Superman in the same place at the same time (cuz everyone can’t…
New York, NY – It’s been a rather quiet few days in the nation’s capital as the controversial US representative from Georgia made her way up the East Coast to protest former President Donald J Trump’s indictment. In fact, it’s been too quiet. I…
Marjorie Taylor Greene … also known as The Victim … went to New York City and did some shopping! She picked up some lovely black leather jackboots so shiny she could see her Georgian face in them. Then she bought a new purse big enough to hold…
American women who don’t know their place are nasty women! Where did they get these guns and why didn’t their MAN tell them to stay home – mass shooting is a man’s job! But how else to get equal rights? The recent mass shooter in … where was it? T…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered by many Republicans to be a very sexy and erotic woman. The Democrats, on the other hand, regard her as the female Ted "Dracula" Cruz, except that she is not from Guatemala li…
At a recent Republican congressional hearing on border security, Marjorie Taylor Greene (possibly the next Vice President of the U.S.) said Border Patrol agents told her of drug cartel bombs left at the border to injure Americans. The Border Patr…
Washington, DC – Donald J Trump recently conferred the degree of Double Doctorate on Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene after her recent outburst as seen in the national media. While exhibiting a quite fashionable over-the-shoulder polar…
Marjorie Taylor Greene underwent a certain physical exam the other day, and her doctor was forced to report his findings to the Sports Committee of America. The doctor said, “We weren’t sure whether or not she was hopped up on steroids. Have you s…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - One of the most outspoken Republicans in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene was slightly hurt (mostly her feelings) when she was viciously attacked while having dinner (by herself) at D.C.'s exquisite 5-star restaurant Ch…
Here we are on the mean streets of …Cumtown. Oh sure, you may say it’s not polite to say such a word, but it’s not me, I’m just the messenger, holding a mirror up to reality. The real threat to decency is out there, in the steam-soaked streets of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most sought-after woman in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene recently told GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha Wishywater that she hasn't been hit on as much since her high school senior year back in The Peach State (G…
The GOP doesn’t like cancelling, unless they come up with a cool idea and do it themselves. Tit for tat: MAGA vs. Antifa. Whatever, but the back-biting must go on. Now, a new commission, led by Ron DeSantis and Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been for…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Republicans in Congress have given sexpot Marjorie Taylor Greene a brand new fitting nickname. Sen. Otis Ortonbrewster, of Tennessee, said that most of the males in Congress would love to get in MTG's pants a…
Little known fact: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s daddy was a sweetheart! He often serenaded the women he fell in love with – happened every drunken Fourth of July – and he got so good at it, he started writing swooning songs to try to get into a gal’s pan…
"Sex makes the World go round,” Marjorie is quoted as saying. “I will do anything to become Vice President - anything.” One of Marjorie's Girlfriends told us that Marjorie had said that to her in a long personal conversation. This was after we…
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