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Funny story: Pele Invites Cristiano Ronaldo To Self-Quarantine in His $14.7 Million Brazilian Mansion

Pele Invites Cristiano Ronaldo To Self-Quarantine in His $14.7 Million Brazilian Mansion

SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – One of the world’s most famous soccer players, Pele, recently spoke with Cristiano Ronaldo who plays with Juventus. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine reports that Pele, who is the president of the Sao Paulo R…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

The Los Angeles Galaxy’s Chicharito is Unhappy

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette spoke with L.A. Galaxy star Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito. The 32-year-old expressed that he is very upset and unhappy with the teams (4-9-3) record. He noted that sale…

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Funny story: Pele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs

Pele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs

SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Amazon News is reporting that the president of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, is very disappointed in two of his star players. Sao Paulo striker Galixico Saludos and goalkeeper Allegro Cabeza de Vaca ha…

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Funny story: The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California – One of the greatest soccer players of all time, Pele, flew to California and met with another great soccer player, Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito. They had macaroni enchiladas and several pit…

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Funny story: Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…

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Funny story: Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Wayne Rooney has told friends he is 'confused' by England boss Roy Hodgson comparing him to Brazilian footballing legend Pele. The Man United striker returned from suspension to score the winner v Ukraine on Tuesday, but told friends before the ma...

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Funny story: Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Diego Maradona arrived back in Buenos Aries with his defeated and deflated Argentinian World Cup squad yesterday, and promptly refused to apologise for a remark he made in South Africa suggesting that Pele belonged in a museum. Insiders say that B...

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Funny story: Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Struggling Premier League side Portsmouth, made a swoop into the transfer market yesterday, signing Hayden Mullins from West Ham, and an old bloke from Porto. Edison Arantes do Nascimento is 68 years old, but is well-known in Portugal and his home...

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Funny story: Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

England's greatest-ever goalkeeper, Gordon Banks, met up with his arch-enemy, Pele, again yesterday, for the unveiling of a statue of himself at the Britannia Stadium, home of Premiership newboys, Stoke C...

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