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Funny story: Right Wing Stabby Stab

Right Wing Stabby Stab

Leading Brexiteers have once again condemned the “elite agenda” and vowed to “fight this injustice” all the way to the European Court of Human Rights. Vincent Fuller, raging twonk, has been found guilty of attempted murder after thrusting a knife...

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Funny story: Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook to expand the 'Like This' option

Facebook have bowed to public pressure and are to expand the 'Like This' button that has been ever present on their site, and has spread to just about every type of web site. "There are a number of times," said Mark Zuckerberg, "that you want to i...

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Funny story: Local Guy had no Idea that Hate Tasted so Good

Local Guy had no Idea that Hate Tasted so Good

Mobile, Alabama local guy, Jerry Dull ate out at a Chick fil A for the first time in his life and was stunned by how good it was. "I've never eaten out in my entire life", exclaimed Dull who was in the process of downing his 11th straight Chick fi...

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Funny story: Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

Americans are tired of 'better love and marriage' books

A two year-long study completed by Cornell University's 'Bettelheim Group for SUPER-SUPER Loving Relationships' will appear in the March issue of 'The Journal of Love Me, Love You, Too,' the World's iconic medium for current research into why men and women and gays either relate or don't give a flying fart about one another. The Journal is published in 17 languages and even appears on newstands in...

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Funny story: British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

The stench is overwhelming. Discarded empty Woodbine packs, Bisto and Bird's instant custard tins, Camp coffee bottles and a galaxy of once-glittering Cadbury's chocolate bar foils decorate an anniversary cake of human excrement - piled up over sixty-five years on the jungle floor. Testament to a life lost. Thrown away on the the dung-heap of misplaced patriotism and hatred. History is littere...

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Funny story: Guy You're Talking to Actually Hates You Deep Inside

Guy You're Talking to Actually Hates You Deep Inside

LONDON - According to sources close to your subconscious, co-worker Alan Roberts hates you deep down. The hatred, which is directly against you, for reasons unfathomable, has been boiling within the mind of Roberts ever since you got the promotion...

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Funny story: Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

Boehner, Bachmann, Huckabee, and King Protest List of "Haters"

(Hate Group Monthly) - Several House Republicans are outraged that the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has added four groups to a nationwide database of colored pins on the map. This brings the number of hate groups in the U.S. even closer to t...

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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones offers compromise over planned Koran-burning day

Pastor Terry Jones offers compromise over planned Koran-burning day

In view of the international condemnation resulting from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of September 11, US Pastor Terry Jones, has suggested that he may be willing to compromise. 'We set out to make a statement', explained T...

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Funny story: On Offending People

On Offending People

The only message about religion which will not offend someone is Yes, silence. So I won't say anything about 12 million pounds of tax payers money being spent on the visit of the Pope. That might offend tax payers who, thankfully, do not agree with the Pope's views on contraception, women, gays and priests having to take vows which endanger young people. I won't say anything about a pas...

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Funny story: Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Florida Pastor Who Plans on Burning Qurans on 9/11 Claims He is Being Discriminated Against

Terry Jones, aka honorary Doctor Terry Jones, claims that ever since he made the public announcement that he planned on burning several copies of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, on the anniversary of 9/11, he has been dogged by the media trying to m...

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Funny story: Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

Koran Book-Burning Event Will Go Ahead

A US pastor who has organised a fund-raising book-burning event, says he is not "backing down" from plans to burn copies of the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11, despite international outrage. Terry Jones, of the Dove World Outreach Centre in Flor...

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Funny story: On Koran burning and equally despicable acts of Islamist terrorim - God says "Enough is enough"

On Koran burning and equally despicable acts of Islamist terrorim - God says "Enough is enough"

As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.

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Funny story: Quran Burning Church to Merge with "God Hates Fags" Church

Quran Burning Church to Merge with "God Hates Fags" Church

In a not too surprising pair of coordinated press releases, Shirley Phelps-Rogers of Westboro Baptist Church and Rev. Terry Jones of Dove World Outreach Center today announced plans to merge into a single hate filled church of ignorant lunatics. The...

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Funny story: Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...

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Funny story: US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

US extreme church decides to burn the Koran, their leader is a direct descendent of Joseph Goebbels!

In an outrageous celebration (or defamation) of the 9/11 attack a US extreme church has decided to burn the Koran outside it's front door. A huge bonfire is to be built with an Effigy of the "Almighty One" (not Bin Laden) perched on top and then h...

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Funny story: Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

Glenn Beck's Wife Mowed Down by Angry Connecticut Motorist

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- A furious man in a borrowed car ran Glenn Beck's wife Tania over in front of the controversial commentator's $4.2 million colonial mansion Tuesday morning, according to a police report. While listening to Beck's morning...

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Funny story: Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Hook Handed Extremist Claims Pandemic Is Divine Retribution

Finsbury Park, London, England - Hook handed Islamic Fundamentalist Abdul Rahman today made the astonishing claim that the Mexican outbreak of swine-flu was a direct result of Divine retribution against the decadent west. "You have been warned. We...

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