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Funny story: Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

A man who is often tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg, has revealed how, last night, he was tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg. Moys Kenwood, 57, who is fully aware of how his lack…

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Funny story: US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

A man who turns 90 years old on his birthday, this Thursday, is now thought to be the oldest spoof writer currently alive anywhere on the planet. Ralph E. Shaffer, 89, a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has lived a long and fruitful...

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Funny story: Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress. The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and,...

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Funny story: Guy using Face App finds out he already looks old

Guy using Face App finds out he already looks old

It turns out the latest craze on Facebook doesn't work for everyone, as a middle-aged man finds out, the sad way, that he, in fact, already looks old. Marty Brown, a 47-year-old Iowan, decided to give Face App a try after seeing one of his nieces...

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Funny story: Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

A woman has told of her surprise and sadness when she learnt that her next-door-neighbour had inexplicably and unexpectedly kicked the bucket over the weekend. The woman - me mam, 82 - spoke of her neighbour, Susan, 69, who, without warning, gave...

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Funny story: You Know You're Old...Further Thoughts...

You Know You're Old...Further Thoughts...

You know you're old, and maybe an old London git...when... With thanks to Ralph E. Shaffer You know you're old. ...You go out to a late night party, and when you return at 4am, your 20something kids are waiting up for you. ...After the party...

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Funny story: Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...

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Funny story: Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Omaha, Nebraska - A lifelong resident here, has created a breakthrough invention for aging adults with memory troubles. Philip Myers, 63, claims The Invention will change people's lives. "It happens to all of us old folks," states Myers. "We're si...

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Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when a student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the g...

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Funny story: Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

World-renowned horticulturist Meghan Barlow, pressured on all sides to produce more award-winning zinnias, pentuias, celosia, and other blooms, recently realized that she lacked the time to stop and smell her own roses. "It's a problem," she ackno...

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Funny story: Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

A woman on a shopping trip to the big city had to be rescued after she became stuck in a revolving door. Betty Smith was in New York for the very first time in her life, after living 74 years on a farm in Iowa. On a once-in-a-lifetime trip, the ol...

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Funny story: Malaysian Prime Minister Has A Cold

Malaysian Prime Minister Has A Cold

There was panic in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur last night when it was revealed that the country's newly-elected leader, the 92-year-old Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, had a cold. Dr. Mohamad is the oldest Prime Minister in the world, after his p...

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Funny story: Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...

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Funny story: So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

So old and gaga there's mothballs up her fanny

London - "In addition to destroying insects such as moths and silverfish," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon explained, "royal mothballs make useful stovepipe cleaners and snake repellants." The remarks come amid reports that Britain's Queen...

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Funny story: Pensioner Gunned Down in London

Pensioner Gunned Down in London

Paddy O'Flynn had had enough it seems. He had decided to apply to his local housing authority for help with his rent having vacated his old house and moved into a rented apartment in Clapham Common, South London. That is where his troubles began. His wife Caitlin takes up the story. "They sent him a form to fill in. It was thick as the London Times. For three months he tried to figure it o...

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Funny story: Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...

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Funny story: Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time. Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead. "Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...

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