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Funny story: Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

Biden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Joe Biden and the First Lady announced Saturday that the family dog Champ, a 13-year old German Shepherd, died peacefully at the Biden’s home in Delaware. To the casual observer, the announcement might pass as a simpl…

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Funny story: Snopes Verifies QAnon Conspiracy: Hillary Clinton Connected To Suez Canal Closure

Snopes Verifies QAnon Conspiracy: Hillary Clinton Connected To Suez Canal Closure

BILLINGSGATE POST: Was Hillary Clinton responsible for the closure of the Suez Canal? “Yes,” says Snopes. The conspiracy theory goes like this: The ship that was stuck in the canal, the Ever Given, is owned by Taiwan-based Evergreen Marine and c…

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Funny story: QAnon's Marjorie Taylor Greene is Hated as Much as Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Mustafa Haliboo Combined

QAnon's Marjorie Taylor Greene is Hated as Much as Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Mustafa Haliboo Combined

DICKWEED, Mississippi – (Satire News) – Marjorie Taylor Greene self-proclaimed darling of the QAnon movement and human tampon, has just become even more hated than Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, and Al Qaeda leader Mustafa Haliboo. The sewer water blo…

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Funny story: Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.

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Funny story: Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…

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Funny story: Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Stumped Trump Rioters Turn Anger To Other D.C. Civil Servants

Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Hissy-fitting Trump supporters who had their big impeachment riot plans thwarted by over 20,000 National Guard troops at the Capitol on Wednesday, decided to take their pissy little shit-fit out on any government employee t…

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Funny story: "Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

"Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

In a major national security breakthrough, the CIA has determined the real identify of "Q". According to various sources, the spy agency used advanced algorithms to track down the source of wild and insane conspiracies--including the incredibly stup…

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Funny story: QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…

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Funny story: QAnon Revealed!

QAnon Revealed!

QAnon, the popular far right conspiracy cult, has been revealed to actually be a reverse I.Q. test created by the government. Originally designed to see what level of ridiculousness conservatives could get their base to subscribe to, the increasingl…

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Funny story: Trump Tells Leslie Stahl That Biden Had Sex With Three Women While Driving A Fork Lift

Trump Tells Leslie Stahl That Biden Had Sex With Three Women While Driving A Fork Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Before walking out of a controversial interview with 60 Minutes reporter, Leslie Stahl, Donald Trump alleged that he was informed by a QAnon insider that they have a tape of Sleepy Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese women whi…

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Funny story: Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

With the gradual increase of Coronavirus cases taking hold in all of the European countries, the various governments have been accused of masking the true spread of the pandemic by utilising 'Smoke Screen' tactics. Spain was yesterday accused by t…

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Funny story: QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...

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