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Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Funny story: Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...

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Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

Funny story: Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...

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Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Funny story: Trump Could Have Transsexual As Running Mate If Stern Approves

Like on most issues, Donald Trump seems to be confused about his views on the LGBT community. He indicates that he is opposed to same sex marriage, and in connection with Arianna Huffington's divorce from her bi-sexual husband he made snide remarks...

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Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

Funny story: Chris Christie Slips On Banana Peel At Howard Stern's

New York- A former Port Authority official at the center of the George Washington Bridgegate scandal today called Gov. Chris Christie's a liar. "He knew about the closure of entrance ramps to the bridge which caused massive traffic jams." "Hell,...

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Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...

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Heidi Klum Replaces Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum is one very happy celebrity model as she has just learned that she has been pegged to be the second female judge replacing America's Got Talent judge Sharon "Dah-Ling" Osbourne. Klum, 39, will be joining Howie Mandel, Howa...

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Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

Funny story: Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - The non-shy Howard Stern, one of the judges on America's Got Talent has done it again. Stern, who loves insulting people, just took some shots at Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Howard "The Mouth" as Speaker of The House John Boehne...

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Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

Funny story: Supreme Court to FCC: Make Your Indecency Standards Clear, You Fucking Assholes.

The highest Court in the land voted unanimously to overturn the Friggin' FCC's fines from networks for showing nudity and swearing on TV, in violation of their indecency policy. The case stems from fines for language and revealing shots that typic...

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Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Funny story: Howard Stern's Tiny Penis Is Growing Bigger From Being An America's Got Talent Judge

Shock Jock Howard Stern, who for many years has made it public information that his penis is tiny, itsie bitsie, little and embarrassing in general, has been astounded by the results he has been getting from being a judge on the popular television sh...

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Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Funny story: Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...

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The Highly Volatile Howard Stern Has Been Picked To Replace Piers Morgan On America's Got Talent

Funny story: The Highly Volatile Howard Stern Has Been Picked To Replace Piers Morgan On America's Got Talent

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent after spending months and months trying to figure out who would be taking Piers Morgan's vacated judges' job have finally found a replacement. It has been announced that after much behind-the-scene...

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Crystal Harris Slams Hefner's Sexual Prowess, Hefner Responds with a Wink and a Nod

Funny story: Crystal Harris Slams Hefner's Sexual Prowess, Hefner Responds with a Wink and a Nod

During Crystal Harris's recent appearance on the Howard Stern Show, the former playmate and soft porn mogul girlfriend spoke openly about her former 85 year old boyfriend and his proclivity for rapid response to stimulation. "He lasted two secon...

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Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

Funny story: Take That - Gary Barlow Has The Formula

In an exclusive interview today Take That's Gary Barlow revealed what really goes on behind the scenes in Take That. Speaking as they release their Incredible new single 'Kidz' the singer explained, ' Our World Wide domination is down to me we al...

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Howard Stern News: Forensic Test Results on Fred Norris's Crusty Fungus Chair

Funny story: Howard Stern News: Forensic Test Results on Fred Norris's Crusty Fungus Chair

The preliminary test results are in from the samples taken from Fred's crusty, disgusting, odoriferous chair. As we all saw in earlier threads, Fred's chair is a total mess, there was no surprise when it was discovered that hidden in one of the chann...

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Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers in the Cookie Jar

Funny story: Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers in the Cookie Jar

An insider working at the Dr.'s office that Howard goes to for psycho analysis has revealed that Howard's Doctor is a constant reader and sometime contributor to the The Stern Fan Network. Why would it make any difference that Howard's Doctor read...

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Howard Stern News: Mind Controlling Extraterrestrial Pods Discovered in Fred Norris's Audio Board

Funny story: Howard Stern News: Mind Controlling Extraterrestrial Pods Discovered in Fred Norris's Audio Board

Recently the electronic techs at The Howard Stern Show, Sirius Xm were doing a routine cleaning of Fred Norris's audio equipment. While cleaning it they saw a green object sticking out of one of the channels on the board. They pulled that audio slide...

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Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

Funny story: Howard Stern/David Arquette Plot to Reveal Mainstream Reporters as Mindless Sheep Headed for a Ugly Slaughter.

There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...

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Howard Stern Opponents Shocked and Appalled at New 5 Year Contract

Funny story: Howard Stern Opponents Shocked and Appalled at New 5 Year Contract

Howard Stern, Robin Quivers and Fred Norris all announced they would be on the air for another 5 year contract, this week. This group, is the core of the Howard Stern Show that is broadcast 4 days a week, 4 hours a day, over Sirius Satellite radio. S...

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