NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Now that the future hall of fame quarterback Tom Brady has retired, his analyst services are going to be in great demand. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Tango Brisket reports that the big four sports networks are sali…
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was picked up by metro police at 6:30 am this morning in Central Park after several complaints. Guiliani wore a very nice suit jacket, starched white shirt and a sharp red tie, but no pants. When questioned by polic…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The first Kimmel-Hannity feud ended two years ago, but Fox News second banana, Sean Hannity has rekindled it by saying that Jimmy Kimmel was actually born in Afghanistan. Kimmel fired back by saying that Sean is so damn…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Former Fox News and NBC News flunkie Megyn Kelly spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine. The 49-year-old bleached blonde expressed to Soursuckle that she really misses being under the television spotlight.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The leader of the free world has just announced that he and NBC have reached an agreement for him to return to prime time television with a weekly reality show. Trump says that he is really looking forward to returning to film T...
Christmas has now come and gone. The year is wrapping up and many people across the nation are getting ready for their end of the year celebrations. 2017 was a year that many wish they could forget, and well, what better way to forget about what is r...
The Washington Post is reporting this morning that NBC is planning a new Celebrity series for 2020. Calling it: Celebrity Cellmate, the TV series will be filmed at the federal penitentiary in Butner, North Carolina. Details of the program are b...
Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
Today is a momentous day for NBC. Brian Williams, one of our reporters and the anchor of "NBC Nightly News," who lied about his role and experience covering events in the field, and admitted lying, has now admitted that he lied about lying. "It wa...
Rumors have recently been circulating as to the odd appearance by Eddie Murphy at the Saturday Night Live 40 year anniversary show. An employee at NBC has leaked information that may shed some light on the situation. It seems that Murphy suffers f...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Director Zach Snider is "sad" to report that little-known actor Jason Namor believes that he is the DC Comics character Aquaman and that, as such, he is "king of the seven seas." Previously, Namor has imagined himself to have mar...
NBC anchor Brian Williams, with all his credibility as a high-profile journalist apparently shot to hell, has decided that with his very creative imagination, that his next career stop is to become a fiction writer, according to an NBC assistant-to-t...
In mythology, the god Pan was a fertility god, most often represented as a satyr, that sexually insatiable beast of the forest. Another aspect of Pan is that of the Horned God. He was often associated with and identified with Satan. But today, "...
New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...
Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
LA BREA, California - Jay Leno recently stated that he hates the way NBC treated him. He felt that they could have handled the situation a lot better than just turning his personal Tonight Show parking lot parking space into a handicap parking sp...
BURBANK - The man who succeeded the great Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show has left the (NBC) building. For 22 years Leno joked about everyone from the Kardashian's to the Clinton's and from the Kobe's, Shaq's, and LeBron's to the Cher's,...
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