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Funny story: Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Trump Will Run "The Apprentice" From the White House

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump announced today that he will re-boot his old TV show, "The Apprentice," and it will be shot from the White House. On the new show, Trump will interview press secretaries, cabinet appointees, and any other of the...

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Funny story: Trump Announces He Will Convert Government Into a Reality Show

Trump Announces He Will Convert Government Into a Reality Show

Mar-O-Lago, FL President Donald Trump made an announcement at his latest press conference: "I understand why everybody's mad at me, and in a bad mood, and making up fake news and all. It's because there hasn't been any good TV entertainment progra...

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Funny story: Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt

Alan Sugar TV Reality Show Excerpt

Fans of 'The Apprentice', the show designed to showcase the huge wealth, status and cultural gaps in Britain, will soon be able to get an insight into the everyday life of the programme's focal point, Baron Alan Sugar, when a new series, 'Shit With Sugar On', airs in January. The show follows Baron Sugar around, to show what a down-to-earth figure he really is, in contrast to the bolshy megalom...

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Funny story: The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...

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Funny story: TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van: "It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...

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Funny story: Apprentice Review: Apprentice Candidates Reach Peak Self Entitlement

Apprentice Review: Apprentice Candidates Reach Peak Self Entitlement

It's Apptober again! The Apprentice has returned for another season and this year the candidates are more hapless than ever. Take IT Consultant Prakash, who has a very unique way of producing wealth. "I ooze wealth from my every pore." Explains Praka...

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Funny story: You're Deported!

You're Deported!

New US president Donald J. Trump certainly isn't wasting any time getting down to business. In addition to issuing a record number of executive orders, the new commander in chief has issued a record number of tweets--roughly three thousand a day. But...

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...

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Funny story: The Apprentice, Part Deux

The Apprentice, Part Deux

[It's November 18, 2016. An announcer off stage yells out: "Ladies and Gentlemen! The President-elect of the United States - Donald Trump!" Trump walks on stage as an orchestra plays "Hail To The Chief."] "Thanks everyone, and thanks to all of you who voted for me last week. As for the rest of you, all I can say is, you're not welcome here any more, and maybe you should think about moving...

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Funny story: Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Trump Set To Deport Illegals - Finds Entertaining Way To Do It

Burgeoning politician (and president) Donald Trump has once again riled the American public and got illegal immigrants twitching in their hammocks. If Trump is elected, and it's an 'if' the size of Trump Towers, 11 million people could find themselve...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

Donald Trump Pays NBC to Renew The Apprentice Again

New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the sh...

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Funny story: The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

The Hunger Games Star Jennifer Lawrence Says No To Having Her Chest Freckles Removed

VENICE BEACH, California - Jennifer Lawrence has become one of the most sought after young LaLaLand starlets. Jennifer, who used to spell her name with three consecutive N's recently appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show. She congratula...

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Funny story: "The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

"The Apprentice" exposed as a front for A4E

As the business affairs of public funding money pit A4E continue to be scrutinised, new and far more damaging information has come to light. It appears that every one of the thousands of applicants to this year's series of "The Apprentice" was regist...

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to The Donald's Third Grandchild, Baby Hates Grandpa's Hair

Ivanka Trump and hubby Jared Kushner are proud parents to the third Trump grandchild, Arabella Rose Kushner. The baby looks quite special in the hospital nursery. She's wearing a little cap (embroidered with the words #1 Apprentice) encrusted wit...

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Funny story: Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Ali Bullo Sacked By Alan Sugar On The Apprentice

Local kebab shop and burger van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, was today sacked by Lord Sugar before he ever even got on the telly on an episode of The Apprentice. Ali Bullo described the decision by the Amstrad supremo as "a bit silly really. Innit bru...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

Donald Trump's Wig Goes On The Lam Following White House Upset

In sensational news today the NYPD has issued an APB on Donald Trump's wig, following its owner's decision to withdraw from the race for The White House earlier this week. The ginger frizz-ball is believed to be armed and dangerous and members of the...

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Funny story: It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

It's Trump v Sugar And The Gloves Are Off

Weetabix wig-wearing megalomaniac, Donald Trump, has upped the ante, thrown down the gauntlet, stepped up to the plate and 'called out' his UK counterpart, Lord Alan Sugar, in a no holds barred bitter war of words over just which version of global te...

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