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Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

Funny story: Ms. Amerika Contestant Takes a Stand for Right to Take a Knee

T&A City, Nude Joisey--Ms. Virginia advanced in the Ms. Amerika Contest after her politically correct, although sexist, response to the National Foosball League (NFL) controversy concerning players who “take a knee” during the playing of the US n...

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There She Was--Miss America

Funny story: There She Was--Miss America

It was okay for Gretchen Carlson to strut her stuff onstage during the 1989 Miss America Beauty Pageant, but that was a looonnnnnngggggggg time ago. Carlson, who was born (some say spawned) in 1966, was only 29 then, and she had, according to the jud...

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St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Funny story: St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Earlier today, St. Jude Children’s Hospital confirmed that they will be debuting their much anticipated “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”. Children under the age of sixteen are encouraged to sign up prior to the December 1st deadline, so long as they are...

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Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

Funny story: Ninja Bitch Slapper Strikes in Atlantic City - More Than A Dozen Attacks Since Miss America Pageant

(Atlantic City, NJ) - Following on the heels of the recent Miss America pageant held in Atlantic City, a criminal now known as the Ninja Bitch Slapper has been attacking men in the night. While there have been no serious injuries, victims of the Ninj...

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Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

Funny story: Miss America Losers Are Pregnant & Guess Who the Father Is?

In an apparent fit of pique, the losing contestants of the 2011 Miss America contest convened a hastily organized press conference and declared that they were not virgins and that the Miss America contest was a sham of innocence and purity. When mem...

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Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Funny story: Bald Miss Delaware Contestant, Kayla Martell, Who is Bald, Champions Bald Causes While Being Bald, and Competes Bald, Because She's Bald, And Then Wins Miss Delaware 2010 Wearing a Wig.

Lovely Kayla Martell, of Milford, Delaware, is not afraid to show off the dome. At ten years-old, Martell was diagnosed with alopecia areata, a condition thought to be an autoimmune disorder, in which the body attacks its own hair follicles and su...

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Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

Funny story: Losers of Miss Hideous USA to Contest Final Results

"Nah, that bitch ain't all that," Miss Mildred Gates, the Second Runner-up and winner of Miss Hideously Ugly Arkansas, bitterly complained during a post-pageant dust-up involving several of the contestants. "I'll be takin' this to the top!" she angr...

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Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh. The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Cas...

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Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

Funny story: Miss 'Captain' America joins crime fighting forces with 'America's Most Wanted'

New York, New York - Making good on a pageant promise to take a bite out of crime, Miss 'Captain' America, as law officials affectedly donned her, Lauren Nelson, joined crime-fighting forces with American's Most Wanted famous crime fighti...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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