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Funny story: St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Earlier today, St. Jude Children’s Hospital confirmed that they will be debuting their much anticipated “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”. Children under the age of sixteen are encouraged to sign up prior to the December 1st deadline, so long as they are...

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Funny story: Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

Report Shows Contestants in Miss Universe Beauty Contest All From Earth

An investigation into the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant has revealed that contestants are always from planet earth. Years of documents going back to the event's inception have reportedly been uncovered, all of which show a consistent pattern of exclus...

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Funny story: Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

Beauty Queens Defend Trump: "If You Didn't Want To Suck His Dick, You Didn't Have To Enter Contest"

New York, NY - A chorus of former beauty queens in Donald Trump sponsored beauty pageants today held a press conference to address charges of sexual harassment against the Republican Presidential Candidate. "We are here to say that Donald Trump...

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Funny story: Trump Launches Twitter Attack on Brazilian Beauty Pageant Terrorist

Trump Launches Twitter Attack on Brazilian Beauty Pageant Terrorist

Big Chimney, WV From the campaign trail, Trump took aim at terrorism Saturday morning at 3 a.m. Apparently, 1996 Miss Universe Alicia Machado, who Trump likes to refer to as "Miss Piggy," needed taking down so as to prevent her from committing terror...

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Funny story: Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels

Beauty Pageant Contestant From Algeria Cancels

Miss Algeria Sharifa Boudine has told the organisers of the Miss Hands-Around-The-World competition that she cannot attend because she will not be allowed to wear traditional Moslem style dress which features Burqu'ua. Madamoiselle Boudine said to...

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Funny story: Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

Beauty pageant contestant "in it to win it"

In an ill-advised attempt to win the Ms. Californicate Beauty Contest, Chanelle Bigguns whipped off her bikini top, flashing the judges with not one, but (count 'em!) both, of her beautiful, bouncing boobs. She claimed that her tactic was "a wardr...

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Funny story: Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

Cute Missy World 2014 contestants face compulsory sex tests

London - "We've been asked to take off our undies and sit on a photocopier," a peeved Miss Australia said today, "to prove our gender without the rubber glove test." She and 99 other lovelies from all over the world are also being given the option...

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Funny story: In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

In Columbia, no nudes is good nudes

BOGATA -- Paola Builes Aristzabal, who won the title of Miss Antioquia by showing off her curvaceous figure, was "shocked" to learn that she has been disqualified as a contestant in the Miss Columbia beauty pageant. Judges stripped the naughty Mis...

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Funny story: Redemption For Sale!

Redemption For Sale!

"Inner Make-Over" - best selling book by Jeremy Enditstein that was recently featured on the Oprah Winfrey show has now launched itself as an American franchise. Said director of the new found company appropriately called INNER-MAKE-OVER "the company is built squarely on Jeremy's philosophy of inner renewal. It involves all aspects of retrieving a sense of worth and self-respect leading to greater...

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Funny story: My life as a man #04

My life as a man #04

How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War Or God's own warrior wins the piece It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft. I had not thought too much abou...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Isle of Wight News - Heather's Nails are Simply Stunning

Heather Fields, 24, of Shanklin has put the Isle of Wight on the map thanks to her nails! In the National Nail Championships held at Birmingham's NEC Arena, Heather competed among the country's finest nail growers. "It's such an honour," said H...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

Isle of Wight News - Miss Isle of Wight crowned

After the controversy last year when Edith Millpond won Miss Isle of Wight despite being married and dead for three years, this year's competition went without a hitch. It could not have gone to a more deserving girl this time. Miss Isla White...

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Funny story: Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

Ugly dog wins world's ugliest dog contest

A very ugly dog called Yolda (name changed for legal reasons and the editor) has won the Worlds Ugliest Dog contest after being rejected by the Worlds Prettiest Dog contest. After the disappointment of rejection Yolda's owners initially wanted to...

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Funny story: Miss Muscley Girl USA

Miss Muscley Girl USA

Quite a tussle at the Miss Muscley Girl contest, held once again in the prestigious Bananna Slims Casino and Car Title Loan megaplex near UTurn Nevada. In what is being called a steroid induced rage, Pammie Thighcramps beat up three fellow contest...

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Funny story: Beauty Queen Wins Appeal

Beauty Queen Wins Appeal

A Texas beauty queen has had her claims of unfair dismissal upheld in a U.S court. Dominique Ramirez was stripped of her crown in January of this year after organisers of the San Antonio pageant fired her for turning up at a magazine shoot "too fa...

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Funny story: GB Muslim girl wins beauty contest - showing her hair!

GB Muslim girl wins beauty contest - showing her hair!

The newly crowned Miss United Britain, who just happens to be a Muslim has caused quite a stir amongst the male, Muslim fraternity in the UK. Firstly she won the Miss United Britain contest showing her hair, "what, how dare she, daughter of a whor...

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Funny story: Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...

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